An unknown satellite radio duo have taken to doing the worst possible shows to help a former co-worker save his new venture from shuttering and prevent his heavily mortgaged home from being foreclosed.

It's not kindness folks, their being well compensated: One half of the duo is low sick -- his gender bending love has a criminal past so the former co-worker set him up with a pro bono immigration attorney to help the "girl" ease inside US. As for the lesser known half of the duo, he's been given a card which entitles him to free chicken fingers for life at a well known chain restaurant.

The good news is the batterer's plan is successful-- cancellations are down and he's actually got a few new subscribers. The bad news: the duo's show has become so terrible that the satellite broadcaster is considering terminating the duo's deal next week