Lil Jimmy browsing euro backpage

30  2017-09-27 by mcchizeslizz

3 comments

Oh get outta here. That's not Jimmy. Shhhhuuuurrreeee that's little Billy. Me and him were playing Fast and the Furious and I shaved his head to be Vin Diesel. I was playin his friend Brian but he ran away fast so I got furious and he tripped and fell down on a rollin pin, repeatedly. Then he went and told his mom and dad some goddamn lies. Shuuuureeee we wasn't doing nuttin. Nosey parents.

Only one reason a little kid has a bald head.
Also only one reason he'll be wearing a little suit a few months later.

I cant support this...teehee