He always meanders during an interview. A question will take a minute to ask which means it's either a stupid question, or overly specific. He also meanders when he's trying to explain his point. I don't care enough about his opinion or final verdict to bear listening to his voice
Mainly, realize he’s an adult and his own person, and not an extension of his mother. Look down and realize the umbilical has been cut, Sam.
Start eating like a life form that resembles an adult human.
Develop some humility and realize he’s not Mommy’s Special Boy. Realize he’s a schlub. Try developing interests and hobbies that aren’t the same hobbies that he had at age 4.
And finally, and this might be difficult depending on the laws of the state of New York, he should acquire a pistol and destroy his brain with it.
9 comments
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-09-26
Realizing he's shit and quits
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26
" shotgun, toe trigger "
1 aprosbro 2017-09-26
New voice, shave his head and accept middle age. Stop doing the smarmy beat the system thing because it implies people enjoy what he does.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-26
Stop trying to be funny.
1 eastriverdriveII 2017-09-26
stop the leg shaking.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-26
Run the board. Introduce topics. Not speak.
1 rottenseed 2017-09-26
He always meanders during an interview. A question will take a minute to ask which means it's either a stupid question, or overly specific. He also meanders when he's trying to explain his point. I don't care enough about his opinion or final verdict to bear listening to his voice
1 RacistPigeon 2017-09-26
Talk more, but only into an unplugged mic.
1 hoogityboogitiesRIP 2017-09-26
go to the phones more, Laaaaarrrrrryyyyy!
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-26
Completely overhaul his personality. Seriously.
Mainly, realize he’s an adult and his own person, and not an extension of his mother. Look down and realize the umbilical has been cut, Sam.
Start eating like a life form that resembles an adult human.
Develop some humility and realize he’s not Mommy’s Special Boy. Realize he’s a schlub. Try developing interests and hobbies that aren’t the same hobbies that he had at age 4.
And finally, and this might be difficult depending on the laws of the state of New York, he should acquire a pistol and destroy his brain with it.