"My wife can say she's the man of the house of when she has to go in the backyard and take down the bees nest so the kids can do the slip and slide in 90 degree weather in Jersey at my in-laws on the fourth of July"

1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-26

I wonder if there's any sort of pesky bee removal service he could call

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-26

WHY YES THERE IS, GREGORY!

1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-26

This new Wicker Man remake sucks

1 Mjr2031 2017-09-26

need a remake with Matarese as Nic Cage's partner who goes to investigate

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-26

Oh no, not humor! AHHHHHH!! AHHHHHHH!!!

1 RamonFrunkis 2017-09-26

It's not easy to make a retard laugh retardedly at retardation, but you managed it.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

"I tell the haters ta mind their own bees wax, an look what happennns."

(I cant look at Joe anymore and not think of/hear that guy's impression of him)

1 holodog 2017-09-26

Joe Mada-PEESA GAWBAGE

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-09-26

Does Joe have a fan subreddit?

1 porsalin 2017-09-26

Is this not it?

1 Mjr2031 2017-09-26

I actually want Matarese to start getting movie roles. Talk about endless comedy

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-26

This is what happens when a podcaster pays their leech brother instead of having a beekeeper on retainer.

1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-09-26

You're on a roll op

1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-09-26

"Hey it's me Joe Matarese.. why you gotta BEE like that?"

1 Belchides 2017-09-26

"Diet coke is the bee's knees".

1 Skivsamlaren 2017-09-26

Joe's not on board.

1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-09-26

These are too good-natured for this mega faggot

1 InHell1979 2017-09-26

I hope this doesn't pick up steam. I REALLY hope this doesn't pick up steam.

1 _snoop_ 2017-09-26

Datsdabeesdo

1 Belchides 2017-09-26

I wish I had the MS paint skills to make Joe Matador.

1 Psych555 2017-09-26

Here ya go https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/72os4l/joe_matador/

1 Senators86 2017-09-26

"All that flying around and pollenating is great, alls I'm saying is you could make MORE honey if..."

1 cbanks420lol 2017-09-26

hey it's me joe matarese and all these bees are eating my GABAGOOL

1 onemancrimespree 2017-09-26

Hooooooo! I'm highly medicated ovah heeeeeah! Ooooooohhhh! Got mysterious mental flaws that make me a tortured artist, HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! My mutha, she used to make ah the best sauce. Oh, my mutha's sauce. Rest her soul.

1 naziniggerfaggot 2017-09-26

if i wasn't on my super male vitality, i'd be charging these bees with a forearm right to their fucking stupid stingers.

Joe Madatbees

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eyy ah!