r/opieandanthony: Joe Macncheese

1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-26

I always thought he preferred the rigatoooooni a la gabagoosh

1 gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-26

not cool man, he has kids....this is just fucked up

1 robocopsboner 2017-09-26

Bro, on top of his hardcore aspirin addiction, he might also be dealing with lactose intolerance. Take this down.

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-26

Mac n cheese is lactoscist.

1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-26

What? They don't like mac'n'cheese?

1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-26

BAH GAWD THAT MAN HAS A FAMILY

1 redtheftauto 2017-09-26

This is the quality content I come to this sub for.

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-09-26

Joe Suckondeez

1 KangolVos 2017-09-26

Deez?

1 KangolVos 2017-09-26

This is more fitting. Just a dad trying to make it in the world and this is the best meal he can whip up, you guys!

1 turnthemaround 2017-09-26

His expression matches mine whenever I hear his jokes

1 Belchides 2017-09-26

his jokes

He tells jokes?

1 turnthemaround 2017-09-26

I thought that same thing after I made the comment. I can't think of one joke he did.

1 ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2017-09-26

"I'm a comedian."

1 martigan99 2017-09-26

Not with other comedians around, they're too quick(how is this an excuse anyway)

1 WhiskeynPeanutbutter 2017-09-26

Already funnier

1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-09-26

If he ever sees you in real life he'll PUT HIS FUCKIN FOREARM ON YOUR FUCKIN NECK!!! AAAAY GABAGOOOOSH!

1 crookedmile 2017-09-26

Smashing a bowl of piping hot mac'n'cheese right in his dopey fucking face would make my year.

1 itrits 2017-09-26

Get a little gravy on there, little mootzarel, little gabagool; good Italian eating.

1 BabyJamesGomez 2017-09-26

Italians are truly the lowest of all races.

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-26

Uh, Uh, this was made on imgur, your honor...uhh, uh

1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-09-26

When we eventually get him on people's court for forging his wife's signature on prescriptions.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

I was sitting around at an open mic yesterday with a bunch of comics, y'know, NON civilians 'talking shop' and discussing 'the craft'. Someone started talking about AGT and Joe Materese, and all I could think of was that guy's awful Jack Nicholson-y Materese impression/fake podcast and Im sitting there trying not to laugh, like an idiot. Someone goes "What's so funny." Im thinking "How do I even begin to explain this..."

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-26

You hang out with comics who don't think joe matarese is a hack?

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

They don't know him like we do.

1 FatMosque 2017-09-26

what is AGT?

1 porsalin 2017-09-26

americas got talent?

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

Yeah.

1 FatMosque 2017-09-26

ah, duh

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

It's not your fault, Will.

1 PMmeyourbetakeys 2017-09-26

i played the AGT clip and explained his hacky "hey, i am italian!" shtick to a friend and they found the podcast funny after that. it's not that complicated as far as this sub's shit goes.

now how do i even begin to explain people calling into Josh R Thompson periscope show pretending to be Brian Gilgore and why am i laughing like a retard when i hear the phrase "Bill Burr-esque rants" is the real question.

1 YourPalDan 2017-09-26

Does he mix Adderall into his Macncheese because he's, like, so fucked up and medicated all the time?

1 Mjr2031 2017-09-26

no his wife mixes the anti-depressants into it

1 ThePittWolf 2017-09-26

This is some quality shit talking boys. Keep it up and thank you for your service.

1 FatMosque 2017-09-26

I like how he puts his hair into that little point.

1 ButtfuckDad 2017-09-26

At least one day he'll kill himself. We have that.

1 chipchipperson92 2017-09-26

pete dominick said he was funny though