Probably had something to do with Opie's budding bosoms at that young age.
Bra shopping perhaps? And yet, famously, Opie has been sans brassiere for these past 20 years. I wonder what happened on that fateful day? Did Eatman touch Opie? Is that why Opie hated him do much?
My God, Opie is a rape victim! That explains why he's been such a massive cunt!
You just know this shitdick plajorized his half assed eulogy too. He was trying to impersonate what a normal empathetic person would write and still failed. He's got fat tits.
Man, this guy specialized in damaged goods. Don "Tokes" Geronimo, Opie "Shitlover" Hughes, Mancow "Who are you again?" Muller, and Don "Nappy Headed 'Ho" Imus.
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1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-09-26
He showed Opie how to be a man by taking 20% out of what he negotiated
1 CuckECheese 2017-09-26
Opie showed me how to be a woman in a Target bathroom once.
1 heelers 2017-09-26
"Showed me how to be a man"? What does that even mean? Did he teach Opie how to chop wood or how to suck cock?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26
Probably had something to do with Opie's budding bosoms at that young age.
Bra shopping perhaps? And yet, famously, Opie has been sans brassiere for these past 20 years. I wonder what happened on that fateful day? Did Eatman touch Opie? Is that why Opie hated him do much?
My God, Opie is a rape victim! That explains why he's been such a massive cunt!
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-26
Why didn't Opie follow through with becoming a man then?
1 JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-26
*Grows a pair of tits and cries on the radio
1 NortheastPhilly 2017-09-26
Remember that at age 45, (no exaggeration), he smeared baby shit on his upper lip
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26
He gets a free pass on that one.
Glass houses and all that.
1 harriswill 2017-09-26
you mean 25 why\?
1 FlashVirus 2017-09-26
Lol @ that guy in the comments just typing "me me me me me me"
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-09-26
You just know this shitdick plajorized his half assed eulogy too. He was trying to impersonate what a normal empathetic person would write and still failed. He's got fat tits.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26
He does have breasts. And he's a man. Must be embarrassing for him lol.
1 lawntoilet 2017-09-26
I agree with your sentiment 100%, but
Come on, man...
1 TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-09-26
Look at my screen name, I'm a fucking idiot.
1 dom6502 2017-09-26
What's he talking about being taken in?
1 boogsuge 2017-09-26
I'm guessing Bob viciously raped him. He was a good man and will be missed
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-26
WOW! He saw that first like count get up to 40 big ones now he cant stop tweeting the gayest shit ever...What a fuckface
1 turdstew 2017-09-26
opie was like 46 in 2002 not 35
1 aegrotatio 2017-09-26
Man, this guy specialized in damaged goods. Don "Tokes" Geronimo, Opie "Shitlover" Hughes, Mancow "Who are you again?" Muller, and Don "Nappy Headed 'Ho" Imus.
RIP in peace, you goul.
1 prdctplcmnt 2017-09-26
Wow that is lame. Still, whats worse, thinking that, or being the one queer who thought that was worth a retweet
1 CowsAreCurious 2017-09-26
He’s such a fucking queer.
1 boogsuge 2017-09-26
I'm guessing Bob viciously raped him. He was a good man and will be missed