Who else cringed watching Sam Roberts try to contribute to the live Chip Podacast

84  2017-09-26 by obamabeblacknshiet

His straight man/passive aggressive gimmick is dying. He's just out of place and very ugly. Even Ms Chinnalot had a more organic presence than that tendie-loving Mongoloid.

87 comments

1  Daevinci 2017-09-26

It wasn't his best performance

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26

Tsss yeah what about perforjohnsnow or sumpthin

1  verdunkelt 2017-09-26

jesus fucking christ knicks

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26

Cross me palms with gold.

1  verdunkelt 2017-09-26

What's the magic word babe

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-26

Prease

1  Toss__Pot 2017-09-26

When he tried to ham-up the proposal bit, Ant rightfully called him out "c'mon Sam, you're supposed to be good at this SHIT"

1  Donbwee 2017-09-26

Ant said that because he was taking the wrestling joke angle. If you listen ant says "oh maaay gawd king" - a reference to Jim Ross.

1  AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-09-26

But it made a good point. Sam stinks at play-by-play commentary. Over and over he just kept saying the same thing. It actually made me feel bad for Sam. The height of his Insight is Boo the bad guy, yay the good guy.

1  iSOBigD 2017-09-26

I don't think he hammed up anything, he was so embarrassed he left

1  bourbon-poo-poo 2017-09-26

Oh my god. The poem that Chip read for the proposal. And then the videos. Ducking hilarious!!!!!

1  uralldiseased 2017-09-26

It was ok but this thread is exclusively a hating on Sam zone

1  Dennyislife 2017-09-26

Worth it for the hairline set up and counter punch. Sam knew what was coming.

1  decmcg 2017-09-26

He's a pathetic man. God knows how much peckah he's pulled to get where he is.

1  itrits 2017-09-26

Both Sam and Lauren stunk. I actually enjoyed Lenny’s cameo more than either of their appearances.

1  9NepaliRed6 2017-09-26

I haven't watched it yet.

I made a point to watch every single Chip podacast from start (I had downloaded a bunch, hence I missed the visual element so I thought I'd start from scratch) so I haven't seen it yet.

Is Lenny the balding, skinny guy that's been o the podacast a few times?

I like him, he's subtle but funny.

1  iSOBigD 2017-09-26

I just know he's this guy: https://youtu.be/nQSyD7OZEOY?t=152

1  itrits 2017-09-26

He’s the jew with the glasses.

1  Themymic 2017-09-26

I liked it when Lauren was replaced by a cooter and a dunce hat. The cooter and dunce hat contributed more in that one episode than Lauren has over the entire series.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-26

Lauren does an opposite but equal annoying thing to what Sam does where she just reaffirms whatever chip says except without the humour. "Sam: that's not true, chip" "Lauren: that's true, chip"

1  ThaChippa 2017-09-26

My mudder used to yell "White Power, Chippa!" but never when her friends Reggie or Lamaar were around.

1  MF_Cumio 2017-09-26

Lauren is at a handicap being a woman. I think not actively detracting from the show and being a good setup for the Chipper is already more than expected of her. Not to mention she's a producer, not a comedian (and it'll always stay that way despite how many middling comics she fucks.)

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

I have to give it to her that she has a pretty good sense of humor/will play along with some pretty brutal shit they lay on her. She has more guff than most broads.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-26

the fucking improv guy who wouldnt get off stage was the worst

1  iSOBigD 2017-09-26

It's ok, he was teaching these guys how to be funny off the cuff.

1  TobyTheRobot 2017-09-26

HEY FRED SCHNIEDER WADAYA DOOOINN!?

1  MorePhonesInWesteros 2017-09-26

LEAVE IT ALONE!

1  MorePhonesInWesteros 2017-09-26

LEAVE IT ALONE!

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-26

Yeah I wanted to smash his face with a barbell.

When they finally got the actual improv scene the gang was funny, but they did NOT need to do those stupid exercises. That guy was more hateable than Opie and Sam combined.

1  marrio91 2017-09-26

that was the whole point. The podacast is basically all improv aside from Jim who does work into the show beforehand. It's a dig at themselves and at how fucking stupid improv is.

1  dumbshowreference 2017-09-26

Did ya?

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-26

Yes, I did. I thought I made that clear in my previous post. Why would I write something if I didn't really mean it?

1  dumbshowreference 2017-09-26

With a barbell was it?

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-26

Sir, I don't know if you have a problem with your computer monitor, but rather than repeat myself I'll just refer you to my previous post.

1  dumbshowreference 2017-09-26

Refer me, will ya?

1  FuegoFerdinand 2017-09-26

It brought the whole show down, it's just as bad as when he takes phone calls on the podcast. The second he takes a phone call that isn't Dr. Steve, I turn the podcast off.

1  uralldiseased 2017-09-26

It's just when he calls these brain dead whores that can only ramble on about how wet they are. Any dudes that give a shit what Alana luv says must have some level of brain damage.

1  SavePoonerman 2017-09-26

Had to skip over all of that, what the fuck even happened.

1  AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-09-26

I didn't hate him that much because it was a hell gig for him legitimately. I got the impression he wanted to be off that stage very shortly after he was on it. Chip wouldn't let go.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-26

no it got pretty stupid quick. Nobody was into it

1  Mu_Scevich 2017-09-26

Sam was on stage with seasoned veterans of stand up who are comfortable working in front of a crowd. I just think Sam knew he was outclassed and sat back and let the pros do the heavy lifting because he knew better than to compete for stage time with these guys. Why put yourself in the barrel to be shredded live on stage?

1  dmix 2017-09-26

If only Sam sat back and didn't contribute anything. He said way more than Colin.

1  myfapacct2 2017-09-26

Did Colin have a set to rush off to..? I only listened to the audio podacast, so his lack of contributions were even more noticeable because I rarely heard him throughout. And then they referenced him disappearing toward the end..

1  dmix 2017-09-26

yes, he seemed pretty disconnected from the show half way through, then he rushed off at the first opportunity when other people stood up (the rest sat back down after but he didn't come back).

It's a shame cuz he's usually great when he tries.

1  Three_Finger_Brown 2017-09-26

Norton said he had his own set to do which is why he had to leave, that being said he didn't look good on the few times chip kicked it to him but he was never as quick as Jim or any on the old show either

1  ricswrangler 2017-09-26

This is exactly why the dunce got the higher stool, he wants to prove that he belongs and deserves attention only to fail miserably.

1  brmlb 2017-09-26

Ant had the biggest bomb of the night (awful racial joke on a guy in the crowd), but no one on the sub called him out on it

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-26

"Hey buddy, you are NO astronaut!"

1  Chip--Chipperson 2017-09-26

Here was your momrnt

1  PaintedPicture 2017-09-26

The house next door to me was sold to... Hi I'm Anthony Cumia

1  verdunkelt 2017-09-26

I don't think he's realized that his racial humour is only ever well received on his podcast, and even then it's got a tendency of being overbearing and hamfisted. Papa Cumio's been holed up in his compound far too long.

1  quake1rl 2017-09-26

Racist jokes are funny you faggy redditor.

1  brmlb 2017-09-26

cumia ass licker

1  quake1rl 2017-09-26

and?

1  brmlb 2017-09-26

so edgy.

1  uralldiseased 2017-09-26

His racial shit is just forced and cringeworthy now. It's like he has to work nazis into everything. It's a sick obsession that just seems to suck the fun out of the room when there isn't even a good punchline for it.

1  racemic_mixture 2017-09-26

Ant had a few little jokes that missed but he doesn't get called out for it because he has a decent hit to miss ratio and he is at least trying. The chip podacast seems like the rare time both ant and jim can get back to being funny.

1  xBrianSmithx 2017-09-26

It was fantastic. The only thing he was missing was a dunce hat.

1  moretzturnerwilliams 2017-09-26

Sam Roberts PR team in full effect.

1  gnrlysrs 2017-09-26

He had one great AIDS joke, otherwise he is awful.

1  MF_Cumio 2017-09-26

He said that right as Chip was about to respond to the audience yelling "Opie" as an answer for the question, thus derailing a potentially great burn, which ironically was an incredibly Opie thing to do.

1  Chip--Chipperson 2017-09-26

You saw that too huh.... i hated sam for that.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-26

He is an AIDS joke.

1  Brewer17 2017-09-26

The first six words of the title is enough.

1  KenFrezno 2017-09-26

More importantly he is really disgusting to look at. What a genetic failure.

1  JMueller2012 2017-09-26

The only people who are good at interacting with Chip are Colin, Bobby, and Anthony (the best)

Everyone else has been garbage

1  AngeloMacon 2017-09-26

Love Colin, but he always seems more like he wants to an audience member and enjoy Chip instead of interacting with him.

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-09-26

Bob Kelly was arguably worse and more one-dimensional than Sam in that regard.

Sam was more nuanced in his interactions with chip, while Bob had very unnatural and over-acted reactions à la ''what am i doing here / i can't believe i'm wasting my time for this'' and so on.

1  ThaChippa 2017-09-26

Ay, thanks babe.

1  JMueller2012 2017-09-26

You know what? Everyone sucks except Anthony

1  Showerbeersx 2017-09-26

I can't believe people here actually like bob Kelly at all.

1  joomommyhappy 2017-09-26

Neither can I, but that worm seems to be turning.

I don't know if it's family demands or him thinking he's Hollywood now, but the dude hasn't brought the goods lately.

1  grocery_man 2017-09-26

Bobby is awful interacting with Chip.

1  Dre3K 2017-09-26

Ant had to work with the real-life Chip for most of his career, he probably has a load of shit bottled up and ready to go

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-26

i dont listen to the show you dope

1  TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-09-26

I thought Sam was ok tbh, I was actually getting tired of Bobs over the top 'WTF is this' schtick that he does literally every single time. Bob still rules though and Sams a faggot for the record.

1  Cumias_folicles 2017-09-26

Pretty sure he did that every time he interacted with Chip on O&A too. It's funny once or twice if he has a clever line but gets old quick.

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-26

Although I do think Bobby is genuinely flabbergasted that Chip is what put his stupid podcast network on the map. To be honest it is kind of ridiculous how it took off. Nobody saw that coming.

1  Kurt_Love 2017-09-26

You could see him tapping Bob Kelly and saying "that was the rock" over and over after the rock's video. Bob didn't even look at him.

1  Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-26

"Who else cringed when Sam...."

Everyone did

1  fervt 2017-09-26

He had two great lines and kept his mouth shut for the rest of the time. It was probably his greatest performance ever.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-26

I thought Bob Kelly was worse, Sam did ok for not being a comic. Bob Kelly has practically no improv skills, and his only bit is "I hate Chip," which is barely funny the first time he says it. He had like two good comebacks or quips for the entire hour and 20 minutes, he fuckin sucks. He's as bad as Rogan.

1  quake1rl 2017-09-26

I cringe every time that I hear his voice.

1  tremendousaurus 2017-09-26

Sam had a few decent lines, but other than the coked up improv guy, Lauren was the worst contributor in my opinion.

I've gotten really tired of her whole reaffirmation shtick with Chip. The whole point of Chip is to make situations awkward, and to put the pressure on himself and the others to get out of the hole he dug. But whenever Lauren takes up that baby-talk tone of voice and says everything Chip does is okay, it kind of takes the funny out of it. It disrupts the dynamic and makes Lauren's contributions irritating. It's to the point where I can't just ignore it, it actually takes away from the show because it's getting grating to the ears. She either does that, or tries the whole "my vagina" thing.

1  Sthenine 2017-09-26

I would say that sam looked like a contest winner,but contest winners are usually humble and have at least ONE good story/line to add to the procedings

1  prdctplcmnt 2017-09-26

I want to watch, but I'm lazy. Can someone hook a brother up with a link.

1  glyde69 2017-09-26

You mean you don't like stuff like

Chip: then click the link on my Hom-Page Sam: (sarcastically) You mean Homepage? Hom-Page isn't a word, Chip.

30-50x a day. You don't think that shit is funny??

1  danTHEdick 2017-09-26

That show is terrible, Norton is terrible and all his old ass shit. Sam is a shitty guest and isn't funny. Norton really has nothing left now that Opie is gone. It's kinda sad to watch, but hopefully he finally chokes on a guy dressed as a girl's load and dies soon.

1  Marathon_Man_3k 2017-09-26

At least he had the good sense to keep his mulatto mongrel trap shut most of the time

1  bonesy42 2017-09-26

Fake it till ya make it

1  ThaChippa 2017-09-26

Ay, thanks babe.

1  JMueller2012 2017-09-26

You know what? Everyone sucks except Anthony

1  Showerbeersx 2017-09-26

I can't believe people here actually like bob Kelly at all.

1  dmix 2017-09-26

yes, he seemed pretty disconnected from the show half way through, then he rushed off at the first opportunity when other people stood up (the rest sat back down after but he didn't come back).

It's a shame cuz he's usually great when he tries.

1  Chip--Chipperson 2017-09-26

You saw that too huh.... i hated sam for that.

1  Cumias_folicles 2017-09-26

Pretty sure he did that every time he interacted with Chip on O&A too. It's funny once or twice if he has a clever line but gets old quick.

1  Three_Finger_Brown 2017-09-26

Norton said he had his own set to do which is why he had to leave, that being said he didn't look good on the few times chip kicked it to him but he was never as quick as Jim or any on the old show either

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-26

Although I do think Bobby is genuinely flabbergasted that Chip is what put his stupid podcast network on the map. To be honest it is kind of ridiculous how it took off. Nobody saw that coming.