he's so delusional when he talks about how many fats he's had and has left (like he's gonna get skinny then fat again)..... maybe if he was 200 years old, but 8 fats for a 50 yo wtf
He was fucking huge on the chip live show. I couldn't believe how big he became. Throughout much of the O&A show he was kinda chubby but never morbidly obese, holy shit.
ah, Ya know what dude, ya take various domesticated animals, you butcher 'em, dude. You bleach their meat, boom! Ya pass it off as chicken, Ya feel good about your life, dude...
Bob Kelly has become one of my favorite O&A characters over the past few months, I've been listening to a lot of past shows, his podcast network (Riotcast or sumptin, ts) is great and he's a seemingly nice guy too.
His little lad picking up the phone and saying 'Hi, Chippah' or something mid Chip's show was one of the cutest things in the world haha. It's a shame he's not looking after himself, especially with the way Patrice passed. He's lost weight before, he knows what he needs to do.
He's an addict who substitutes drugs and alcohol for food. Maybe he's sad about that Denis Leary show being cancelled and is stuffing his fat face to deal with it.
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1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-26
That was like three fats ago.
1 FuckShitFart 2017-09-26
he's so delusional when he talks about how many fats he's had and has left (like he's gonna get skinny then fat again)..... maybe if he was 200 years old, but 8 fats for a 50 yo wtf
1 RJPennyweather 2017-09-26
Stop using the word fat as a verb you buffoon.
1 FuckShitFart 2017-09-26
do you know bob kelly? its what that fool says
1 RJPennyweather 2017-09-26
Yeah, I know that's how he talks, stupid. Doesn't mean you have to placate that kind of behavior.
1 StephanFortin 2017-09-26
HE'S REPEATING A GAG THAT BOBBY KELLY DOES, THE SUBJECT OF THIS POST YOU DOLT.
1 RJPennyweather 2017-09-26
Oh...sorry. Carry on then.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-26
No one is using the word fat as a verb.
1 RJPennyweather 2017-09-26
He just did dummy.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-26
I see a lot of 'fats' used as nouns, but no verbs. Dummy.
1 HookerMouth82 2017-09-26
I don't think you know what a verb is.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-26
I do. These "fats" are not verbs, they're nouns. Diagram the sentences.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-26
My bad, thought you were replying to me.
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-26
You missed a comma between did and dummy, stupid.
1 kingship75 2017-09-26
I am so fucking confused.
1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-26
It's easy with a cocaine habit.
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-09-26
Pie ala mode happened
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-26
That was like three fats ago.
1 FlashVirus 2017-09-26
He was fucking huge on the chip live show. I couldn't believe how big he became. Throughout much of the O&A show he was kinda chubby but never morbidly obese, holy shit.
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-09-26
Erock has ballooned the fuck up as well. Both are treading on Roland's realm fat wise.
1 johnnyroberts 2017-09-26
"I'm Irish dude!"
1 vichenleyssister 2017-09-26
McSpic
1 Caverlock 2017-09-26
Weird how getting fatter made him look less Asian, and Erock look more Asian.
1 jim_thoms 2017-09-26
ah, Ya know what dude, ya take various domesticated animals, you butcher 'em, dude. You bleach their meat, boom! Ya pass it off as chicken, Ya feel good about your life, dude...
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-09-26
I don't think Erock looks Asian at all, he's just looking more and more 'special', Bobo sort of 'special'.
1 HookerMouth82 2017-09-26
Mongol vs Mongoloid
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-09-26
Finns are asian. Pick up a history book.
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-09-26
Gluttony.
Bob Kelly has become one of my favorite O&A characters over the past few months, I've been listening to a lot of past shows, his podcast network (Riotcast or sumptin, ts) is great and he's a seemingly nice guy too.
His little lad picking up the phone and saying 'Hi, Chippah' or something mid Chip's show was one of the cutest things in the world haha. It's a shame he's not looking after himself, especially with the way Patrice passed. He's lost weight before, he knows what he needs to do.
1 OpiesBreasts 2017-09-26
No sugars, no grains dude
1 TayNez 2017-09-26
He's an addict who substitutes drugs and alcohol for food. Maybe he's sad about that Denis Leary show being cancelled and is stuffing his fat face to deal with it.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-09-26
He decided to become the leader of a Cambodian village and the us army sent people to kill him
1 GraphOrlock 2017-09-26
I was going to make a Dr. Moreau joke buy same diff
1 ChippusMaximus 2017-09-26
You consider this to be good?
1 zackb1991 2017-09-26
I spent a lot of time watching his bulbous gut during the last Chip podcast.
I tried to look away but it's just too much to avoid.
1 Dagidugidai 2017-09-26
He looks like the bad guy Mexicans in Falling Down
1 suchanjv 2017-09-26
He quit smoking cigarettes. That's when he went full morbid.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-26
Colonel Kurtz has kissable lips.
1 Lokque 2017-09-26
"Y'know dude you got your errand boy, you got your grocery clerks, and BOOM! I'll send you the bill"
1 IrateAutoBody 2017-09-26
Here he is when he looked like Covino
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-09-26
He got fat eight times
1 fervt 2017-09-26
cumulatively
1 KangolVos 2017-09-26
Sexy Bobby and present Bobby have scared me into eating better.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-26
He rejected his Muslim upbringing and Allah has smited him for it.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-26
It was either Colin or Patrice who said he went to LA a handsome Italian and came back a fat Mexican.
1 NetherMoore 2017-09-26
Black Keith
1 FuegoFerdinand 2017-09-26
The Marlon Brando of comedy.
1 aPersonStranded 2017-09-26
Mongolian darts champion
1 Sthenine 2017-09-26
went from street looking puerto rican to tibetan lesbian-he got so fat it changed his race...