A friend said she can't wear band-aids because she's allergic to adhesive.

24  2017-09-25 by HolyRomanEmperor

I instinctively yelled out "What about 'Minusshesive??'"

I'll be broadcasting my suicide on Facebook Live later tonight in a pop-up show.

18 comments

1  PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-25

Funny. I had to put a bandaid on my foot this morning because of a blister. Small world.

1  Nulltor 2017-09-25

A little too ironic...

1  Anarox 2017-09-25

https://i.giphy.com/media/12FQbDEkYgmYWQ/giphy.webp

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-09-25

Weird coincidence I had to put a bandaid in my anus because it got severely wounded after a series of violent rapes. Small world

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-25

did she laugh until she couldnt breathe and so you had to resuscitate her with your cock?

1  HolyRomanEmperor 2017-09-25

Yeah I put my peckah deep down her throat and kept slamming my butt on her chest to revive her

Her service is Sunday.

1  fawwkyeah 2017-09-25

I bet she sucks ya fawwwkin peckha right outta ya fawwwkin pelvic area n shizznit

1  drudrudrudru 2017-09-25

Tssss why not a solo aid or sumthin

1  CuckECheese 2017-09-25

If your friend is allergic to adhesive it's probably because god wants her to die.

1  SorryFiMAGADog 2017-09-25

Band Aids - if only 2U contracted it.

1  HolyRomanEmperor 2017-09-25

2U has contracts.

1  Lyle_D_Chipperson 2017-09-25

Remember to spend the 49 cents for a postage stamp

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-25

CUZ THEY DIDN'T WEAR RUBBERS... RUBBER BAND... AIDS! FUCK YEAH!

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-09-25

Dude that bitch is lying. How the fuck are you allergic to adhesive. Just like every dumb girl I've dated who has a sudden onset of gluten allergy

1  WeWuzKangz 2017-09-25

It's quite common actually

1  Anarox 2017-09-25

Tell her it matches her body-aids then smirk and walk away while she decides to never speak to you again

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-09-25

None of us believe you have a female friend

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-25

I got elective plastic surgery on my neck like a homo. BandAids all over the place.

1  HolyRomanEmperor 2017-09-25

Yeah I put my peckah deep down her throat and kept slamming my butt on her chest to revive her

Her service is Sunday.