Bert's Wikipedia photo and 87 citations of his Machine story really hammer home how clever this guy is!

5  2017-09-25 by RamonFrunkis

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Meh, Berts douchey but he's a good egg. He's one of the few that talks honest shit about people.

That's true, he called Rogan, Burr, and Bob Kelly repetitive, unoriginal hacks. That was delicious irony from the kettle.

When did he say that about the Boston triad of trickery?

On today's show about 90 minutes in, he talks about how he "parallel thought" a Patrice bit about his dog getting to sit on the couch but his wife hasn't earned it. And that Rogan/Burr/Kelly just do the same thing. I guess about halfway through. Really, the only thing worth listening to because otherwise it was typical Bert faggotry - drinking and cry laughing at literally nothing.

Is Rogan still a comedian? Why is he talking about him like he is. And Bobby Kelly is Bill burr light. Bill burr is getting worse not better. Bert is nothing without his machine story and the animation it got

He argued with me once on Twitter...something about weed, when I hadn't even attacked weed. He's an absolute fucking braindead tool. Yeaaaahhhh take your top off you crazy dooood...but that's so inappropriate Bill, but yeeeaaah still took your top off. Wooooahhh. Keraaaazy.

Listened to his podcast with the Skanks today. Fuck, is Bert irritating. I legitimately don't think he's ever made me laugh or said anything even remotely clever even once. He's constantly wedging into conversations to talk about himself and overdramatize some bullshit story ("and that's when they said 'Bert, you've officially just CHANGED YOUR LIFE FOREVER!!!'") that made me audibly yell "ugh, shut the fuck up." Surrounding yourself with other funny people doesn't make you a good comic. Everybody must just tolerate the guy because he's such a champion of comics and a good hang or something. But when he starts talking like he's even close to the same level as pretty much any of his guests, it's completely cringey. Who the fuck would see that dude live? Really hoping they catch that stupid "machine" story for the 700000th time?