r/opieandanthony: "Every morning I take one adderall, one Centrum Silver, one Tylenol, and one Flintstones chewable multivitamin. Dude, I am so MEDICATED. L-O-L"

"Every morning I take one adderall, one Centrum Silver, one Tylenol, and one Flintstones chewable multivitamin. Dude, I am so MEDICATED. L-O-L"

100 2017-09-25 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

68 comments

1 segasarnold 2017-09-25

dude pills lmao

1 eastriverdriveII 2017-09-25

he cannot function without them. You'll only understand if you're a NY comedian LA too.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-25

Did you ever hear angry, off-his-meds Joe? LOL!

1 turdthief2 2017-09-25

His brain is broken. He's eventually going to kill a child.

1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-09-25

I hope it's his own

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-09-25

literally impossible.

1 Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-25

Fucking retard-brain

1 TheKingOfNeverLose 2017-09-25

He's basically on the same meds as an upper/middle class white kid from the suburbs.

1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-09-25

Or a feeble old man. I don't think kids generally need iron and fish oil supplements.

1 AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-09-25

Your mom didn't put fish oil pills in your orange juice and make you drink the whole glass?

1 Peckahnator 2017-09-25

His shitty grunge T-shit font is taking over his body. He needs his meds.

1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-09-25

He's so clueless when it comes to drugs that he put 4 fish oils in the shot to make him look more strung out.

1 Lish_fips89 2017-09-25

They're bigger, that means more crazy.

1 KenFrezno 2017-09-25

krazy

1 --DC-- 2017-09-25

Easy way to smuggle hash oil

1 turdthief2 2017-09-25

Nigga got fishy burps

1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-09-25

Also, those purple ones are Nexium, a fucking OTC heartburn medication. This dude is such a bitch, it's shocking. Proof:https://i.imgur.com/Ese1kHb.png

1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-09-25

Yup. I take that everyday.

1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-09-25

I'm pretty sure the far right ones are Advil PM

1 DELLX6 2017-09-25

Hopefully he takes a hemlock supplement.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-25

Joe Socratese

1 CspiceLeReddit 2017-09-25

i don't think you're allowed to call omega3 fish oil pills "medication"

1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-25

You don't understand -- that's fully twice the RDA. This guy's out of control, and I think an intervention may be in order.

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-25

Joe Rogan takes 85 fish oil pills a day to help him THINK.

1 slothlivesmatter 2017-09-25

I take krill oil, and most days I have a little chuckle remembering the smashings that Hoagie Boy got

1 AutisticOnAHistorian 2017-09-25

This is really sad. He thinks he's an interesting and damaged person, and playing up the fact that he's on a prescription drug because he's unbearable to be around is a good hook. His stupid therapist would suggest he quits comedy if they don't only tell you what you want to hear. It would immediately solve his inadequacy issues.

1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-25

And it's Adderall -- big deal. I'm on it, too. So are literally millions of other people. And the point of the drug is to make you more responsible and productive; it's not exactly a "party drug" (unless he's crushing it up and snorting it or something). And he smokes weed (DUDE LOL), again, like millions of other people; nobody's impressed by that. There is nothing interesting or special about any of this.

I don't mean to be coarse but this guy's a real stick in the mud.

1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-25

Strong words there big fella, did you forget your meds?

1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-25

Listen just because I'm a dark and edgy drug user that mean you can judge me. You have no idea what I've seen.

1 aRTie02150 2017-09-25

You've been through Hell, you've been through back?

1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-09-25

Have you seen how hot his wife is? And she makes money. You guys are the losers

1 aRTie02150 2017-09-25

Seriously. I know children who take Adderall. What a faggot.

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-25

you could at least introduce us

1 VincentSports89 2017-09-25

Actually Joe, adderall gives you dry mouth so they wouldn't be your type.

1 EskimoEscrow 2017-09-25

His wife has him drugged up 24/7 so she can get her cunny railed by the janitorial staff at the local urban hospital.

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-25

Call it a "cunny" again and I'll bite your nipples

1 BabyJamesGomez 2017-09-25

I don't mind taking five from cleaning up all the mess from exploded pustulent sores to throw Joe's wife a quick fuck.

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-25

As a connoisseur, no Adderall, Vyvanse, Concerta, or Strattera, has stripes on it.

He's a big phony!

1 dmix 2017-09-25

Those orange triangle ones looks like those low dose 5mg dexies to me. https://www.drugs.com/imprints/skf-e19-435.html

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-25

I was looking at those capsules with the stripes in the lower left.

1 turnthemaround 2017-09-25

He admitted his script is for 10mg Adderall

1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-25

Pffffft why even bother then?

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-25

Haha, really? He's built a whole "medicated" persona around 10 mg of adderall? What a failure.

1 Lokque 2017-09-25

I hope his wife sees this pitiful shit and puts crushed Vicodin in their salt shakers to teach him a lesson.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-25

a wonderful lesson

1 kingship75 2017-09-25

That sounds delightful, actually. The food may remain bland, but you'd be too zooted to care!

1 DooshLord 2017-09-25

Serj Tankian really fell off the deep end.

1 Chuck_Chasem 2017-09-25

Daily reminder that getting circumcised as a child leads to adult mental health issues. You don't see anything like this in other western countries where they don't perform genital mutilation.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-25

always talkin bout peckahs this guy

1 INeedToHearABam 2017-09-25

Your a moron

1 chikinbizkit 2017-09-25

What i truly don't understand about this guy is that after 30 years he's still relying on such hack gimmicks for his stand up. This "I'm the overly medicated comedian, isn't that just wild?" nonsense is something you'd expect from someone 2 or 3 years in that has started trying to make a name for themselves at the local open mic circuit, but from a 30+ year veteran? Its unfathomable that he'd still be hammering away at this unclever, hacky garbage. He sincerely needs to reevaluate his career choice, because he is NOT cut out for comedy. And i don't mean that sarcastically, this guy genuinely needs to pick a different career path or he's gonna Richard Jeni himself in a few years.

1 BaneBannon 2017-09-25

He has the same shitty personality traits as Opie

1 Clint0nBukowski 2017-09-25

If you have a mental disorder and take medication that’s fine, but to think it’s cool is so fucking cringe why would you always talk about it

1 SuaveRico 2017-09-25

Hey, it's Joe Matarese, my wife tells me to take more Viagra every night-- I don't know if she wants to kill me, or want me to kill her LOL

1 Cletus_Van_Dam 2017-09-25

I now read Matarese impressions in the voice of 100% Italian Matarese instead of the real one

1 RedditIsDumb4You 2017-09-25

Who is this guy and why is everyone talking about him? I'm not pretending I don't know him. I sincerely don't. Is he the guy from last comic standing? The guy with the weird voice who was way funnier than Rodman.

1 i_saw_nothing 2017-09-25

Is Joe Matarese bankrolling this sub to post shit about him?

A random person who drove past me in a Shop-Rite parking lot this past weekend has more real estate in my brain than this guy.

1 WilliamTellAll 2017-09-25

he probably thinks hes being deep with this shit.

what a flake.

1 BonesMalone2 2017-09-25

Just smoke some pot, and snort those adderall pussy.

1 RichHeads 2017-09-25

Someone should really tell him that fish oil has pretty much been debunked and has very little effect. He should really be saving all of the money he can at this point.

1 kingship75 2017-09-25

Why? It's not his.

1 buttholebrigade 2017-09-25

maybe thats whats stopping him from being funny

1 nigforagua 2017-09-25

Does he drink a lot? Why the fuck does he look like he has liver failure if that's all he takes for meds?

1 GableXX 2017-09-25

I neeeed Adderral to makee mee smartt durrr.

1 irishwhip03 2017-09-25

Norton is more of a junky now than this poser will ever be.

1 burlapsack69 2017-09-25

Easter Island faced retard.