That's not true at all. He was always on time and for the most part never took unexpected days off. The reason he's still unemployed is because he, very shockingly, filmed a morbidly obese employee defecating in the employee men's room.
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I needed to say it loud to someone just to get through the day. At my job, we take great pride in being cordial, present and prompt, but none in a job well done. Or at least that’s the lie I tell myself, pretending I’m some prima donna genius who plays by his own rules.
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1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-25
That's not true at all. He was always on time and for the most part never took unexpected days off. The reason he's still unemployed is because he, very shockingly, filmed a morbidly obese employee defecating in the employee men's room.
This isn't difficult to understand.
1 OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-09-25
The worst worker is always the one who prides himself on being present and on time. They’re usually useless when it comes to the actual work.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-25
Oh literal DumbCuntDoesntGetJokes!
1 OpieCouldaBeenAModel 2017-09-25
I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I needed to say it loud to someone just to get through the day. At my job, we take great pride in being cordial, present and prompt, but none in a job well done. Or at least that’s the lie I tell myself, pretending I’m some prima donna genius who plays by his own rules.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-25
Are you in the right place guy?
1 tranthonycumiashow 2017-09-25
How do Opie's balls taste?
1 Skip4play 2017-09-25
He over values himself.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2017-09-25
Nobody ever gives him credit for starting the whole fahkin' thing... sniff
1 all_copacetic 2017-09-25
I heard he was once a caddy for these guys.