Opie's work ethic has always been piss poor and it's why he's still an unemployed bum.

9  2017-09-25 by JoeCumiaSr

PERIOD

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That's not true at all. He was always on time and for the most part never took unexpected days off. The reason he's still unemployed is because he, very shockingly, filmed a morbidly obese employee defecating in the employee men's room.

This isn't difficult to understand.

The worst worker is always the one who prides himself on being present and on time. They’re usually useless when it comes to the actual work.

Oh literal DumbCuntDoesntGetJokes!

I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I needed to say it loud to someone just to get through the day. At my job, we take great pride in being cordial, present and prompt, but none in a job well done. Or at least that’s the lie I tell myself, pretending I’m some prima donna genius who plays by his own rules.

Are you in the right place guy?

How do Opie's balls taste?

He over values himself.

Nobody ever gives him credit for starting the whole fahkin' thing... sniff

I heard he was once a caddy for these guys.