Things that opie is not

7  2017-09-25 by JoeCumiaSr

-Employed

-Funny

-The biological father of his children

12 comments

Getting anywhere because of his tits?

in on the joke

-A model

An honest guy.

Sleeping in the same room as his wife at night.

Titless

Homeless advocate

Cake advocate

Having redeemable qualities

"Seriously" Connect with the mob

Worthy of notice

Sleeping very well at night.

Doing better than a pawdcast.

Responsible for his or anyone else's success.