Your fellow fans

70  2017-09-24 by Whydontulovemelynsi

36 comments

Fanny pack, sun hat, faded polo, golf shoes, gay beard... Checks out

Don't forget the cunt in the back with a headband

He's flippin us off, maaaaannnn!!! What a rockstar!!!!

Or the gay lanyard

Where is a reckless high speed chase after nigger carjackers through a neighborhood when you need one

and the old-man tits

Kill me if I'm ever like that

When I see middle-aged men like this, I just don't understand it - do mirrors suddenly disappear when you cross 40?

Beer gut.

But I thought Fez didn't care for Opie

Opie’s target demographic

Fat, stupid truckers.

Someone charge that man with false rape allegations

it's up to him to prove he hasn't raped somebody

We trust and believe all women, unconditionally.

False?

Opie is everything he made fun of.

He always has been.

I could never muster up the spirit to listen to the Opie/Carl video in question.

I'm hesitant to even ask, but what does "DIP" mean?

Haven't listened to it either but if i was a betting man i would guess that a morbidly obese "6 takeouts a day" spic whose life revolves around food either has an obsession or hates dips and this is some sort of attempt at humor by him/Opie based on this fact.

Now I'm part of the radio show too! Look at me Opster! Wait never mind he doesn't have a radio show and his career as a broadcaster is completely finished

Opie and Carl are sitting in a cafe booth eating tendies. Opie has his phone in Carl's face the entire time while he's trying to eat. Every time Carl that dips his tendies in the garlic sauu Opie yells "DIIIIIIIIP". Carl looks genuinely upset with Opie's autistic behavior the entire time. He dejectedly asks Tits if he's going to say DIIIIIIP every time and Opie laughs himself stupid.

Opie and Carl are sitting in a cafe booth eating tendies. Opie has his phone in Carl's face the entire time while he's trying to eat. Every time Carl that dips his tendies in the garlic sauu Opie yells "DIIIIIIIIP". Carl looks genuinely upset with Opie's autistic behavior the entire time. He dejectedly asks Tits if he's going to say DIIIIIIP every time and Opie laughs himself stupid.

here's the clip, it's hilarious and only a minute long! hoping to get some DIIIIIIIIIIP! tshirts once opieradio.com opens back up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3BDUoZU7TM

Opie would be embarrassing to hang out with in public. Loud, unfunny, childish, simplistic behaviour that only he finds humorous. Repeated over and over so audibly that it's ruining other people's evenings. Fabricating a shitty, embarrassingly unbelievable backstory about OCD to excuse his cringeworthy behaviour in public and proceeding to double down on the attempt at humour. Laughing overly loud at his own stupidity in a futile attempt to create the illusion of a good time. All the while, completely unaware of it all. 😖

I hope James Banister falls down a stairs.

Tss - fawk yeah! This guy is good!

He looks like Martin Mull with an extra chromosome.

Also, James Banister? Why not Kevin Railing or some shit? Fawk yeahh

Thinking about how this photo was taken makes me ill with douche chills.

Fat idiot #1: Hey Fat Idiot #2, let's go take a picture of that "Dip" sign and tweet it to the Opster and the Mad Cuban!

Fat Idiot #2: Oh man! They are gonna love it! Make sure you make a funny face like, "Hey Opie! This is crazy lol!"

"Opie will LOVE this!" crossed his mind.

(insert Jimmy: "Where a bullet should have!")

I was at a party last night and there was chips and dip. A few times I called out diiippp! As I dipped my chip. The sad part is I've never even heard that on Opie, only referenced here.

Oh no, how incredibly embarrassing

"Tss, I do crunches... Doritos."

Blue shirt future-tits looks like present Chevy Chase.

I was laughing so hard trying to retweet this but the button didn't work.

Black Tube Socks of +1 adult autism

He's pointing at the wrong sign.

Is dip going to be opies new off the cuff persona?