Things that Anthony Cumia is not

42  2017-09-24 by fingerofgawd

  • White
  • Straight
43 comments

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-24

  • listenable

1  Tyler9258 2017-09-24

Believe it or not he’s not related to Edward James Olmos.

1  Anarox 2017-09-24

A responsible gun owner

A gentleman and a scholer

Has a good eye for finding media producers

1  grocery_man 2017-09-24

Human

1  Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-24

  • Out of place in Raqqa

1  Cold-in-the-D 2017-09-24

Or Berlin, Paris, London, etc for that matter

1  RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-24

Keepin it topical

1  the_barroom_hero 2017-09-24

G'wan nah!

1  TossyMcSalad 2017-09-24

or Dakar

1  GeMigMat 2017-09-24

Just friends with 18 year old porn stars

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-24

  • a communist

1  thissiteruinedme 2017-09-24

*The brother of a pedophile, your honor.

1  AppleBonfire 2017-09-24

I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE, YOUR MAJESTY!

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-24

  • a high school graduate

1  JoeCumiaSr 2017-09-24

Happy Brave Admirable Honest Likeable Altruistic Virtuous Faithful Sober Fulfilled Mature Unbiased Grateful Attractive Young Healthy

1  I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-24

Gratefull

Attractive

Young

I see what you did there you sly boots.

1  heetskillet 2017-09-24

A secure cannon

1  OKChaps 2017-09-24

A wise investment

1  porsalin 2017-09-24

  • Transphobic

  • Teetotal

  • A Smoothskin

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-09-24

Able to behave himself

1  HitEmWTheHeinnn 2017-09-24

What's the opposite word for a pedophile?

1  Holdontoyabutt 2017-09-24

'Joe DeRosa'

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-24

What would my prepubescent friends say?

1  Jungies 2017-09-24

How sure are we that he's a citizen? Has anyone seen his birth certificate?

1  doxxbrown 2017-09-24

Proud of his brother.

1  JMueller2012 2017-09-24

People

1  Rock-Coat 2017-09-24

Alien Garbage

1  cum-pound-me-dia 2017-09-24

No no, this is a thread about what he isn't

1  Rock-Coat 2017-09-24

Ok. He isn't Nigga Poor. How'd I do?

1  jokespot 2017-09-24

Anal receiving virgin

1  Christopher_Barton 2017-09-24

  • A high school graduate
  • Insightful or intelligent enough to be a political pundit
  • Rational
  • Capable of any lasting intimacy or a relationship he doesn't have to pay for
  • Fooling anyone with his chopshop cosmetic hair, skin and eyes
  • A child of the eighties
  • Cool or admirable when he karaoke sings while brandishing a gun
  • A person with any presence worthy of a visual medium
  • Capable of dressing himself
  • Someone who should be left around children
  • Capable of standing up to his very, very stupid white trash bully of a brother
  • Funny anymore

1  OpiesTitDoctor 2017-09-24

Effected by this sub.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-09-24

as mean as this sub!

1  richfloss 2017-09-24

The victor in a fight against a prostitute.

1  TacoTrots 2017-09-24

  • A terrific scaffolding photographer
  • The owner of a successful podcasting network
  • A member of the A thru D-list celebrities
  • In control of his manservant

1  _snoop_ 2017-09-24

Parasite free

1  orangeeyedunicorn 2017-09-24

In a successful band

1  CannoliKing 2017-09-24

Of high stock

1  AlvinItchyCock 2017-09-24

You forgot Romanian

1  DryTeeth 2017-09-24

A white man.

1  i_saw_nothing 2017-09-24

Employable.

1  52017 2017-09-24

  • Sober
  • Liked by his neighbors
  • Providing a quality show

1  mb0087 2017-09-24

Consistently funny from about 2008 onward.