I fucking HATE Keith the Cop. I hope he dies tomorrow.

44  2017-09-24 by InHell1979

Not a great weekend for me, gang. How was yours?

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I barely got out of bed due to a hangover.

What did you do last night?

I drank alone in a dimly lit bedroom.

WHATS YA POISON

IPAs that I am incapable of drinking in moderation and cause damage I don't recover from as well as I used to.

When did you 'stop recovering well'?

I got my first hangover the first time I got drunk (at 16). I didn't have my next hangover until I was 22. I began getting hangovers from then on.

I started drinking at 22. I didn't start getting hangovers until 25 or so.

And now my body just feels like death all over the day after drinking.

To be fair, though, I drink far too much and usually on an empty stomach.

How many of these stories start with skipping dinner...

Does your face swell up the next day? Just started getting an at 26 and now whenever I drink a ton my face balloons up like Nagel's.

My brain feels foggy the day after I drink, and whenever that happens, I think to myself, 'I never want to drink again'. Fortunately, though, I only drink about twice a month now. As I was coping with the aftermath of this one breakup, I was drinking every night, and I was afraid I had become an addict. Fortunately, though, I managed to stop in order to complete my final projects for the semester. Yay me!

You get hangovers just from beer? You're a pussy dude. You probably have never even experienced a real hang over. Dead serious.

I don't think you understand how ABV works but I'll let it slide since you're obviously retarded.

No I understand it well. My favorite beer happens to be 9.0. I just don't get hangovers from beer because I'm not a pussy.

You are bafflingly retarded.

Fair enough. You're a sissy little girl that can't handle her booze.

Holy shit, alright dude.

God, you're a faggot.

Get some liquor like an adult.

Stop showing off

So did I.

I also cried for the first time in years.

jesus dude

You faggot, just bottle it up and cry on the inside until your heart gives out like the rest of us

Gay

Nothing wrong with dim light. I hate people whose homes are lit up like the Grady scene in The Shining. That shit gives me a headache.

If you aren't photosensitive, you're shit.

Recovering alcoholic here, got drunk this weekend, nursing benzos the last couple days to stave off an all out relapse

I regret nothing

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I used to get hangovers all the time. Serious hellish ones. Then I started drinking a pint or two of water before bed and haven't had a hangover in years. Hangovers are mostly down to dehydration I've learned. The only side effect I get now is mild paranoia and an all day erection.

Sounds like Heaven

If Ant had brain one in his stupid Sicilian skull, he'd hire erock to run his sinking ship. At least then it'd be funny.

The ship would just sink faster.

Get it, because Erock is heavy.

Zing

FAWK YEAH!

nigger craniums are formed differently from our own

God willing, everything that went bad earlier might go well today, sir.

Thank you for sharing...

Fucked a married woman. It was great.

I wish I had that weekend. Some short, oval-shaped woman solicited me for sex, asking if I "eat pussy". I said I had a girlfriend, which is a lie; haven't had one for years. I've just been banging idiots in the interim. But thats been the only offer lately for ya boi, which is sad.

IPAs that I am incapable of drinking in moderation and cause damage I don't recover from as well as I used to.