My brain feels foggy the day after I drink, and whenever that happens, I think to myself, 'I never want to drink again'. Fortunately, though, I only drink about twice a month now. As I was coping with the aftermath of this one breakup, I was drinking every night, and I was afraid I had become an addict. Fortunately, though, I managed to stop in order to complete my final projects for the semester. Yay me!
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I used to get hangovers all the time. Serious hellish ones. Then I started drinking a pint or two of water before bed and haven't had a hangover in years. Hangovers are mostly down to dehydration I've learned. The only side effect I get now is mild paranoia and an all day erection.
I wish I had that weekend. Some short, oval-shaped woman solicited me for sex, asking if I "eat pussy". I said I had a girlfriend, which is a lie; haven't had one for years. I've just been banging idiots in the interim. But thats been the only offer lately for ya boi, which is sad.
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1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
I barely got out of bed due to a hangover.
1 InHell1979 2017-09-24
What did you do last night?
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
I drank alone in a dimly lit bedroom.
1 InHell1979 2017-09-24
WHATS YA POISON
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
IPAs that I am incapable of drinking in moderation and cause damage I don't recover from as well as I used to.
1 Historywhore69 2017-09-24
When did you 'stop recovering well'?
I got my first hangover the first time I got drunk (at 16). I didn't have my next hangover until I was 22. I began getting hangovers from then on.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
I started drinking at 22. I didn't start getting hangovers until 25 or so.
And now my body just feels like death all over the day after drinking.
To be fair, though, I drink far too much and usually on an empty stomach.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2017-09-24
How many of these stories start with skipping dinner...
1 yrmomsbox 2017-09-24
Does your face swell up the next day? Just started getting an at 26 and now whenever I drink a ton my face balloons up like Nagel's.
1 Historywhore69 2017-09-24
My brain feels foggy the day after I drink, and whenever that happens, I think to myself, 'I never want to drink again'. Fortunately, though, I only drink about twice a month now. As I was coping with the aftermath of this one breakup, I was drinking every night, and I was afraid I had become an addict. Fortunately, though, I managed to stop in order to complete my final projects for the semester. Yay me!
1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-24
You get hangovers just from beer? You're a pussy dude. You probably have never even experienced a real hang over. Dead serious.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
I don't think you understand how ABV works but I'll let it slide since you're obviously retarded.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-24
No I understand it well. My favorite beer happens to be 9.0. I just don't get hangovers from beer because I'm not a pussy.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
You are bafflingly retarded.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-24
Fair enough. You're a sissy little girl that can't handle her booze.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
Holy shit, alright dude.
God, you're a faggot.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2017-09-24
Get some liquor like an adult.
1 ppeachy 2017-09-24
Stop showing off
1 xavier_stock 2017-09-24
So did I.
I also cried for the first time in years.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2017-09-24
jesus dude
1 Anarox 2017-09-24
You faggot, just bottle it up and cry on the inside until your heart gives out like the rest of us
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-24
Gay
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-24
Nothing wrong with dim light. I hate people whose homes are lit up like the Grady scene in The Shining. That shit gives me a headache.
If you aren't photosensitive, you're shit.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-24
Recovering alcoholic here, got drunk this weekend, nursing benzos the last couple days to stave off an all out relapse
I regret nothing
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1 decmcg 2017-09-24
I used to get hangovers all the time. Serious hellish ones. Then I started drinking a pint or two of water before bed and haven't had a hangover in years. Hangovers are mostly down to dehydration I've learned. The only side effect I get now is mild paranoia and an all day erection.
1 BergStonewall 2017-09-24
Sounds like Heaven
1 HANNABALLA 2017-09-24
If Ant had brain one in his stupid Sicilian skull, he'd hire erock to run his sinking ship. At least then it'd be funny.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-24
The ship would just sink faster.
Get it, because Erock is heavy.
1 InHell1979 2017-09-24
Zing
1 the_barroom_hero 2017-09-24
FAWK YEAH!
1 homelessfez 2017-09-24
nigger craniums are formed differently from our own
1 decmcg 2017-09-24
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1 TossyMcSalad 2017-09-24
God willing, everything that went bad earlier might go well today, sir.
Thank you for sharing...
1 throwmpaway209 2017-09-24
Fucked a married woman. It was great.
1 InHell1979 2017-09-24
I wish I had that weekend. Some short, oval-shaped woman solicited me for sex, asking if I "eat pussy". I said I had a girlfriend, which is a lie; haven't had one for years. I've just been banging idiots in the interim. But thats been the only offer lately for ya boi, which is sad.
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-24
IPAs that I am incapable of drinking in moderation and cause damage I don't recover from as well as I used to.