Anthony's beard. She stole from him before he dumped her for the anorexic he beat up. Then he got back together with her to go to Fire Island (a notorious homosexual hangout) with Keith and his maid. Sad and gay!

47  2017-09-23 by McGowan9

73 comments

1  McGowan9 2017-09-23

Reminder - Due to his crippling need to prove to his dead father that he's not a cum burper, Anthony willingly took back a thieving, spiteful ex girlfriend who definitely hates him and views him solely as a pay check/free ride.

This is because he's so absolutely gay and so ugly that he feels the need to masquerade with any pussy he can get. And at this stage of his dying career, that pussy is a felon 5 and a half.

Antwan, you total poofter, it's 2017 and it's ok. Call Sue. Be you.

1  TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-23

If Ant wasn't such a despicable person, this would be kind of sad.

1  Yaseetheo 2017-09-23

Do you think Anthony is of Opie level delusions that if he had no money he wouldn't even get looked at by teenagers, other than in complete horror at his ghoulish visage.

1  Yaseetheo 2017-09-23

Do you think Anthony is of Opie level delusions that if he had no money he wouldn't even get looked at by teenagers, other than in complete horror at his ghoulish visage.

1  commissarjb 2017-09-23

I think he tries his best not to think about it.

1  Gottagetgot 2017-09-23

This comment chain is why he drinks, eats alprazolam and beats women.

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1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-23

I wish I could find the audio of the story of when Tranpa brought an ugly girl to California to meet his dad.

1  Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-23

It's fine to suck dick. Just admit it Anthony!!!!!

1  Peckahnator 2017-09-23

who definitely hates him and views him solely as a pay check/free ride

You really don't understand crazy bitches then. They can genuinely convince themselves they love the person they should hate. These aren't just simple gold diggers, they're pretty fucked up.

1  Yaseetheo 2017-09-23

Dumb turtle faced bitch.

1  TunesianKnifeFighter 2017-09-23

Clearly Ants a faggot but are we really acting as if she's not a 7.5? I'd definitely give her a smooch and hold hands.

1  lawntoilet 2017-09-23

She's not bad from the knees up, but she's got elephantiasis of the calves or some shit.

1  rbz90 2017-09-23

What you don't like a meaty calfed gal?

1  grocery_man 2017-09-23

Creep.

1  Ichise-san 2017-09-23

her right knee looks shattered like her self worth

1  gregorio_ilidivich 2017-09-23

I think she has varicose veins

1  Belchides 2017-09-23

varicose fluiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddddsssssssssssss

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-23

her jaw was-a shattered..

1  kingship75 2017-09-23

I think you meant her left knee. It looks fucked up.

1  ImTakingADumpAsIType 2017-09-23

What's going on with her lower legs?

1  chippersonlyle 2017-09-23

It's a mess.

1  Jungies 2017-09-23

Alcohol, Xanax and coffee tables.

1  DaveNone 2017-09-23

Which ex is she? Is she the one that he paid for new teeth for her mom and he kept helping her family out financially?

1  johnajapanda 2017-09-23

That was Melinda aka Lobster girl. This one is Missy, who stole a credit card and a camera from him, and put his house or car keys in cat shit.

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-09-23

He shoulda married and knocked up super dummy Stetten

1  johnajapanda 2017-09-23

He can't get or stay hard enough to come in a woman though....

1  DaveNone 2017-09-23

Ah okay I get confused by the numbers of women who march through his life to collect money and gifts while being tweeted about and shown off in an effort to cover up his homosexuality.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-23

Thats some hot cripple boating. i wonder what the speedboat waterplay looks like

1  PennTheTrashman 2017-09-23

Wish she could crush my head like a watermelon with those thighs tbh

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-23

She's like Famke Jenssen in Golden Eye

1  Bobby_Newpooort 2017-09-23

Xenia Onatopp.

At least put effort into your references, queer.

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-23

I hope everyone that downvoted me on that one's entire family gets cancer.

1  DisappointedGiraffe 2017-09-23

Accept your failure faggot

1  Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-23

YOU failed me.

1  52017 2017-09-23

I cannot imagine the emotional and mental problems that young woman has to want to spend time with Anthony

1  Throwaway98709860 2017-09-23

Yeah, I genuinely feel so bad for her. No little girl wants to grow up to be this

1  JohnQNo1 2017-09-23

Fuck her. Shes an adult. If she doesnt want to work for a wage then she can suffer for it.

1  goarlorde 2017-09-23

That's the worst part... this one has a job at vice... why on earth does she submit herself to fucking anthony if she's got a job....?

1  JohnQNo1 2017-09-23

Oh god, she works at vice? I didnt care about her before but now shes descpicable and deserves to be bitten

1  goarlorde 2017-09-23

Yup. I'm with you, vice is total shit

1  harriswill 2017-09-23

this one has a job at vice

Not after someone on this sub finds out

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-09-23

No, she works for Now This. Still trash.

1  Dawgsie 2017-09-23

The bruises probably started on her feet, slowly made their way up to her shins and knees. At this rate she’ll have a couple of facial bruisers by New Years Eve courtesy of ol’ Brillo pad hairdo.

1  onemancrimespree 2017-09-23

Shes that one with the fat ass sitting in the background of Robert Kellys studio

1  Sthenine 2017-09-23

if you're paying you can do better

1  Fuente_Valdergais 2017-09-23

Current age? Unimpressive face: https://www.facebook.com/birrittella/photos?pnref=lhc Body seems decent (but perhaps small tits?).

1  cbanks420lol 2017-09-23

How old is she? She must have had a fucked up childhood to hook up with a 70 year old man.

1  ScorchIsMyHero 2017-09-23

Nice cadaver hands there, lady.

1  MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-23

Man hands.

1  tranthonycumiashow 2017-09-23

I'm blocked from seeing his tweets.

1  HerpDerpen 2017-09-23

She's almost good looking

1  p3ckaz 2017-09-23

Shins like a corpse that's been in the water for a week.

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-23

Doesn't this statuesque blonde know that Cumia now has the taste for blood after he bit Dani?

1  ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-09-23

She's shorter than Anthony, and he's 5'8".

1  metric_units 2017-09-23

5'8" ≈ 1.73 metres

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1  kevin121312 2017-09-23

Anthony should live by the old saying, "I wouldn't want to fuck anyone who would want to fuck me."

1  commissarjb 2017-09-23

Well, none of these girls "want" to.

1  RBuddCumia 2017-09-23

Anthony's little feetsies did a number on her legs.

1  Eternalforms 2017-09-23

Its amazing how many people unconsciously shitpost like trump on twitter.

1  Rock-Coat 2017-09-23

She looks Like she took too many leg kicks from Anderson Silva

1  Donbwee 2017-09-23

You guys are ignorant. So straight people can't hang out at notorious homosexual spots?

1  TacolasCage 2017-09-23

Bitch can open lobster tails with those thighs

1  i_suck_knicker_digg 2017-09-23

She wearing long sleeves to cover up the track marks, I can't tell you where I got that information tho

1  TittyMtnhighway 2017-09-23

Looks like somebody is jealous.

1  mcb84 2017-09-23

Im assuming Dani hated this girl and thats why hes suddenly posting pictures of her when he didnt before.

1  crookedmile 2017-09-23

Where's the fucking chair??

1  InHell1979 2017-09-23

She's a piece of ass though.

But just to be clear: She's the one that cut holes in Dani's panties and stole his camera equipment? Stupid fucking Keith had to run a check on her or something?

1  xBrianSmithx 2017-09-23

Pat from Moonachie wins the comment section.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-23

How does being a golddigger work? Like, what are the actual logistics?

Does she get an allowance, or are things only paid for? Both?

If she's receiving cash, is she saving it? If not...what's her plan for retirement?

Isn't she worried that she isn't developing any marketable skills? Doesn't she realize this is a waste of time? Isn't she sickened by having sex with a literal, real life ghoul monster? Does she care that he's a pedophile? Does she care that he broke the bones of, and strangled, his last gold dig-ee?

What happens in a few years when Anthony is dead or imprisoned for vehicular manslaughter? Hell, what happens when she isn't young and pretty? Does she understand that fucking your uncle is illegal in New York?

I have so many questions...

1  Munter2 2017-09-23

She does video editing and probably has more money than Ant.

1  turdthief2 2017-09-23

So gayyy

1  Uboat1940 2017-09-23

Not quite a "snare drum ass"....more like a floor tom.

1  JohnJJohnsonMN 2017-09-23

Coal burners are always fucked up.

1  johnajapanda 2017-09-23

He can't get or stay hard enough to come in a woman though....

1  Bobby_Newpooort 2017-09-23

Xenia Onatopp.

At least put effort into your references, queer.