We get it Anthony, thank you for admitting it

83  2017-09-23 by vichenleyssister

60 comments

I'd actually respect him more if he came out of the closet. He isn't fooling anyone now and it's just embarrassing.

Eh... if Ant was gay he wouldn't unironically dress like a teenager in the 1990s.

That button up is much more fashionable than his usual Malcolm in the Middle shirts.

You're not the boss of me now.

But you are SO BIG!

Life is unfair...

In recent years, I've begun to doubt Anthony's version of his camp-out with Richard...

A little Monster Rain never hurt anyone

Looks like somebody got blacked out drunk and slept on a gravel pillow again

At least his face isn't as sore as his ass

That shirt was probably the prize from contest taking a dick the deepest

Looks like a hospital gown

Deep Dick-out?

At least his face always looks.like he slept on gravel

It looks like a sand storm whipped up and sand blasted the right side of his face.

That's just his "sub-specie" genetics he denys having.

No one can fucking spell around here.

Yea, that was pretty horrific. My bad. Besides, half this sub is drunk at any given moment, what are you going to do?

Anthony is sporting his "No closet can hold me look"

I wonder if he's bi. Probably. That's hot.

(And yes, male bisexuality exists. Otherwise, my bisexual ex would not have gone down on me).

no such thing as "male bisexuality" you're either a queer or you're not. one gay incident is enough

As Gavin says "there's no such thing as bi, bi just means really horny".

you know that makes gavin a queer

Heads - I want hair pie. Tails - Balls across the nose. Oh!

Sounds like a faggot

Well, I find that hot, too.

You fucking poofter.

Cretin.

"What was that Laugh-In thing the party bottom kept talking about?"

Ol' soy sauce hair.

Ironic because I remember during the Yakov/Brady Brunch recap, he was breaking on someone for having really dark hair dye.

The Osmond brothers

Right, it's the frumpy Long Island 4s part

Ah, you noticed her in the background too.

hE iS a hAnsom wELl dRessSed maN

Is he really?

He went there to shop at ''TED'S BOY PUSSI AND MAN CUNT EMPORIUM''

Ted, how much does your highest quality boipucci cost?

Of course Greggory, you can extend your tab here!

YES ANTHONY YOU CAN FUCK MEN IN THE ASS HERE ONLY FORTY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF SIX NINETY EIGHT A MONTH ONE CENT LESS THAN THE NEXT LEADING PROVIDER OF BOY BUTTOCKS

Fire Island is all gay, don't let anyone fool you. There's the gay part and the closeted gay part.

ah, the classic unbuttoned collared shirt look. snazzy

Good to see him getting out and about again after the acid attack.

Nothing says relaxing in the sun like "the shirt on a shirt" look.

What is he hiding under there?

ascites

His hair looks like he fished it out of a clogged Hoover (vacuum cleaner for the two Yankee doodle dandies here)

capital H in hoover?

Fuck knows, I just went with autocorrect.

Captialised for our boy J Edgar, bedfellow of the venerable Mark Cuckerburg.

Burn that flag.

I misread this, and thought it said, 'Burn that fag'.

It would be easier than burning other flags he desecrates.

Somali Pirate

He looks happier than usual in that shot; like he's finally come to terms with something.

Ever since he started deep dickin' Missy again, he seems to be happy as hell. His shows have been great too. She must have one magic pussy because our boy is back since she returned.

He really does dress awful.

Anthony is the Fez of the O&A show. Both are/were emotional wrecks wrestling with who they really are while displaying various forms of self destructive behavior. Of course Anthony's case is much more extreme, and he isn't nearly as likable as old Fez was.

creep-eeeeeeeeeeeee

I've been to Fire Island. It's essentially what would happen if someone took the worst parts of Ocean City (i.e. all of it) and put it on an island.

He,s starting to look like Roland

But you are SO BIG!