Is anyone else here way too old to have no friends and no career prospects?

23  2017-09-23 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Asking for this guy I know.

28 comments

You always have friends when you're subscribed to /r/opieandanthony.

I'd kiss you all if I could.

That's sweet but we're all still going to kill ourselves right? I don't know what I'm going to do with 60 pairs of black Nikes.

They were white nikes ya knuckle head.

Are you ME:?

How old are you? Did you go to college?

Your mom goes to college

Fawkin homerun Kipperson.

No, it's just you, you freak

Have you heard the story of Intern Dustin?

I'm the perfect age for that. It's nice to know that it never changes

yes like every one on here

Ask your friends ... oh, wait ...

hmm ..... [clever answer goes HERE]

[Penis goes here ➡( )*( )]

NOT between the tits please, I got a rash last time!

Clean your room.

Rescue your father from the belly of the Beast.

My fathers a homeless schizophrenic though :(

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Start lifting weights

Yes.

Dude, don't listen to that crap. Everyone lives their own life, listens to their own heart, and fights their own battles. Don't hold yourself to society's crazy standards. People have been telling me for years that I'm too old to be flirting with 14 year Vine users and giving them my credit card information, but I don't let it get to me. Every man walks his own path

Yes

I can relate.

I read this book recently, and it will put things into perspective for you. As gay as the Proud Boys are, you should try to get yourself involved with a similar sort of idea, like a Rotary Club.

https://youtu.be/oT2zfArnYBM?t=95

If your isolation is distressing you, at least you've admitted it, but the solution ain't gonna come to you mate. You need to fix this for yourself.

Whenever I go back east to visit, all of my friends have 2 cars, 4 bedroom houses, land on the lake, snowmobiles, etc. Im just like "Wow, Im not doing...well..."

My one bedroom apartment in LA costs more than their mortgage.

I'd rather live in an one bedroom apartment in LA than a 4 bedroom cookie-cutter out in the far-flung exurbs. Not assuming that is the case with your friends because I have no idea where your friends live, I'm just using it as an example because it all relative. I bought a small apartment in lower Manhattan a few years ago & for the money I spent, I probably could've bought a mansion on 3 archers in a state like Oklahoma but then I'd actually have to live in Oklahoma.

They're so coookie cutter!