A couple of years back, stand-up comic Brandon Wardell laid down two markers for success: befriending Drake and hooking up with Ariana Grande. Neither has come to pass, but the 24-year-old, who grew up as an itinerant Air Force brat, is feeling OK about being an "alt-famous" voice of a generation. On Twitter this year, he spawned a crazily popular absurdist meme, "Dicks Out for Harambe," which random bros still shout at him. He stars in a Snapchat show for Comedy Central, gets paid for half-assed DJ sets, peppers his stand-up with hip-hop references, and consults for corporations as a millennial whisperer. But his relationship to his generation is complex: "I'm hyperinvolved in the culture but also hate everything about it," says Wardell, who takes aim at peers' performative social awareness by declaring himself "the creator of feminism" and designating "tru gd mf respecting women hours" on Twitter. He takes those corporate gigs seriously, though. "I'll troll," he says, "until it fucks my money up."
Just in that paragraph alone there's so much to hate it's overwhelming.
Yeah, I know. They all started their careers doing stand up in the DC area. And then out of nowhere Brandon Wardell started becoming more famous than Nick even though he is a hack.
I have no idea who that is but if I saw him on the street I'd instantly assume he's been greedily slurping on his father's helmet and nutsack for at least a decade.
I had no idea who this was, so I looked up his name. The first result is a stand up gig he did. Not knowing (or reading this thread) as to who he was I legitimately watched the entire 8 minute set. Not one moment during it did my mouth move towards a smile.
Again, I had no idea who this was so I went in without any per-conceived notions other than the picture Edguh posted.
Unfortunately I have seen him do stand up. Stab from cum town was opening so I went to see him. I was on a bit of LSD and it was truely a horrible experience. He stinks.
30 comments
1 Joemomma101 2017-09-23
Yeah, I'm surprised this sub hasn't gone after this guy yet.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2017-09-23
I don't hate him honestly. I just think he's unfunny and a fag.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-23
Just in that paragraph alone there's so much to hate it's overwhelming.
1 nopq91 2017-09-23
Taking credit for the creation of a meme should be a noose-worthy offense
1 crookedmile 2017-09-23
Artie voice "We have a winner"
1 JMueller2012 2017-09-23
CumTown bash him all the time and Mullen (albeit in jest) outed him as a joke thief who gets all his comedy from Instagram memes
1 Joemomma101 2017-09-23
Yeah, I know. They all started their careers doing stand up in the DC area. And then out of nowhere Brandon Wardell started becoming more famous than Nick even though he is a hack.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-23
He wears a backpack on stage. Which I consider worse than fingerless gloves.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-23
I have no idea who that is but if I saw him on the street I'd instantly assume he's been greedily slurping on his father's helmet and nutsack for at least a decade.
1 white_hispanic 2017-09-23
I never heard this guy but cumtown used to bash him all the time.
1 JMueller2012 2017-09-23
Like if Velma fucked Dexter's Lab
1 chickenfan1 2017-09-23
Why not Dexter's Poodle??? Tssssss
1 JMueller2012 2017-09-23
You make a great point
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-23
Shuuure
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-23
He is fine with me after hearing him on Cumtown and being able to take a joke. Still a faggot
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-23
I thought he hates being made fun of and refuses to come back?
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-23
I didn't hear about him refusing to come back. I know all the Cumboy fans still make fun of him on Twitter and he seems fine with it.
1 weeyadnews 2017-09-23
I had no idea who this was, so I looked up his name. The first result is a stand up gig he did. Not knowing (or reading this thread) as to who he was I legitimately watched the entire 8 minute set. Not one moment during it did my mouth move towards a smile.
Again, I had no idea who this was so I went in without any per-conceived notions other than the picture Edguh posted.
This guy stinks and I don't like him.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-23
I hate to chip you guys so early in the morning but...Wardell...why not peacehewlettpackard
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-23
Too clever.
1 Chippah69 2017-09-23
Fawk yeah
1 maynardsabeast 2017-09-23
More like Brandon Peacecompaq....tssss
1 Mu_Scevich 2017-09-23
The total embodiment of everything I hate about the millenial generation all in one twinky fag pretend comic.
1 cringingdouchechills 2017-09-23
Am I suppose to know who this very fuckable boy is?
1 TacoTrots 2017-09-23
Who?
1 TittyMtnhighway 2017-09-23
That chin. He could be Tranny Lauren
1 JerseyLowLife 2017-09-23
Unfortunately I have seen him do stand up. Stab from cum town was opening so I went to see him. I was on a bit of LSD and it was truely a horrible experience. He stinks.
1 InHell1979 2017-09-23
Why are we talking about this faggot on here?
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-09-23
I'd like to butt-fuck him and sever his head
1 sanfrancisco69er 2017-09-23
Wardell is amazing