What are you dudes up to this weekend?

7  2017-09-23 by JoeCumiasCockBreath

Mine's looking pretty packed, first up I've got a busy day of not wanking, then I've got to venerate both the entrepreneur and the housewife!

Tomorrow is a bit more chilled though. Just have to suck a few hard dicks and then chant "Uhuru" while I get a shameful tattoo that signifies my membership of my badass straight guy club.

28 comments

1  NumeroOtto 2017-09-23

sounds like you are in a gay cult

1  boring_oneliner 2017-09-23

daydrinking

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-23

I'm on the dating site Plenty of Fish. Everyone interested in me is 18. Even the internet knows I'm a creep.

1  KangolVos 2017-09-23

I fucked a fat girl or two on POF. Ripe for the picking.

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-23

Plenty of Whales

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-23

Whales are mammals. Not Fish. Although fish aren't really a thing. Disregard.

1  UnfunnyFaggott 2017-09-23

Nice. Fish is a very poorly defined biological grouping that really shouldn't be used. Salmon are more closely related to humans than they are to sharks, but sharks and salmon are both known as "fish."

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-23

grouping... like grouper - I like the cut of your jib. Have you thought about going into fish stand up comedy?

1  UnfunnyFaggott 2017-09-23

I've thought about doing a lot of things -- mainly, killing myself as soon as possible.

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-23

Dark... I think fish comedy fans around Boston would dig it

1  Pogo--The-Clown 2017-09-23

They are fun to read. I was quite surprised how many of these women are sleeping on a box spring & mattress on the floor. Also used to do advanced search looking for ones without cars,making under 10k a year

1  16ouncerollofsositch 2017-09-23

I don't think there's enough weekend to venerate both, my man. Easy big guy

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-23

I have family in town (grandmother, aunts, uncles), so I blew them off and said I was sick, in hopes of my ex being drunk enough to text me to hook up.

1  Suibu 2017-09-23

Pathetic

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-23

Agreed, she's a pathetic person for even considering fucking a person like me again.

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-23

I stayed up all last night writing new material for the sub. I think you civilians will be impressed

1  PeeSoup3030 2017-09-23

LSD and MDA in about and hour then tomorrow I'm going to shave the scumbag biker beard off my face

1  Suibu 2017-09-23

Sounds fun

1  zeroaiming 2017-09-23

Shaving on LSD is advised.

1  heelers 2017-09-23

Get stoned and going cycling.

1  WhooKiddzDabesso 2017-09-23

"Cycling?" Faggot.

1  A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-23

I'm knee deep in pussy.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-09-23

I got this buncha trail mix cheap, but all the peanuts are stale. All the other stuff is good, so I am picking out all the peanuts and will replace them with pecans! I am so excited!!!

1  commissarjb 2017-09-23

Waiting for you to come back here and tell us how it turns out is what I'm doing this weekend.

1  thissiteruinedme 2017-09-23

I'm going to toil over not having plans, then spend Sunday anticipating and dreading another week of self-loathing.

1  Mu_Scevich 2017-09-23

I dosed some kratom and took my 5 year old to the Ninjago movie.

1  JohnQNo1 2017-09-23

I quit smoking and im so mad at how the one thing that gave me alittle bit of pleasure in life is gone and all i do is work and sleep.

1  Ichise-san 2017-09-23

praying for meteors and/or nuclear war

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-23

grouping... like grouper - I like the cut of your jib. Have you thought about going into fish stand up comedy?

1  commissarjb 2017-09-23

Waiting for you to come back here and tell us how it turns out is what I'm doing this weekend.