All kidding aside, folks, Brooke Shields is a good egg.

18  2017-09-23 by BabyDinosaurHead

17 comments

1  Opprobriousness 2017-09-23

Brooke Shields? Why not A small, natural stream of fresh water A broad piece of armor, varying widely in form and size, carried apart from the body, usually on the left arm, as a defense against swords, lances, arrows, etc?

1  ShetUp 2017-09-23

Alllright

1  piggyboi 2017-09-23

Hahah! My, this gentleman is clever!

1  DerpalSherpa 2017-09-23

Clever? Why not a dagger, Wharncliffe, tanto, drop-point, or otha shaped blade... Or sumthin'. Nife yumah.

1  SALD0G 2017-09-23

You stole this from someone's tinder chip that you just saw you hack https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/71vcu6/i_feel_like_i_came_in_too_hot/?st=J7X0MCDI&sh=e0acb0ee don't tell me it's parallel thinking.

1  redtheftauto 2017-09-23

Further proof

http://images.gawker.com/180it50wdns2kpng/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png

1  greygooser 2017-09-23

I don't approve of her company's skin tone

1  PaintedPicture 2017-09-23

Degenerate

1  DaveNone 2017-09-23

The whitest woman in America fucked a negro? Damn now I have to hate her.

1  piggyboi 2017-09-23

Looks more like Cindy Crawford.

1  WhyAreYouEvenAlive 2017-09-23

Holy shit is that HR? Hahaha

1  FuegoFerdinand 2017-09-23

Is that the singer from Bad Brains?

1  redtheftauto 2017-09-23

Yes

1  CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-09-23

Tsss more like River Buckler

1  darklydreamingdayln 2017-09-23

I met her in real life once and she agreed to pee in a thermos so I could take it home.

1  simon160389 2017-09-23

Watch her in Pretty Baby (1978). Damn son!

1  BabyDinosaurHead 2017-09-23

Go to bed, Ant.

1  all_copacetic 2017-09-23

She's the salt of the earth.