Theory: Joe Rogan goes out to the woods for days on end to fuck men.

52  2017-09-22 by decmcg

35 comments

1  geechsmellhound 2017-09-22

I mean what do you think "keep hammering" is about? Pounding butts.

1  decmcg 2017-09-22

An blatant reference to his deviant ways. He's hiding in plain sight.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-22

cant see him with camo on either

1  Blink-Blink 2017-09-22

Camo hides man-on-man pretty well. I buy it.

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-22

https://m.imgur.com/txDM2AR

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1  User_Name13 2017-09-22

Joe is really Neganing out in this picture.

1  fingerrockets 2017-09-22

Yup and you know the gay stuff starts with "hey let me show you this new wrestling move i learned"

1  TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-09-22

Does Joe spend any time with his wife?

1  Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-09-22

Or you know his kids.

1  doch15 2017-09-22

It's not like he has to go to work in the morning. So yes probably

1  comeflywme 2017-09-22

Thanks

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-22

You're not married are you?

1  decmcg 2017-09-22

He goes out into the wild with no cell phone coverage or Internet for a week. His wife is either really laid back or aware that he's out fucking hairy men.

1  ThisGameIsWeird 2017-09-22

Why would you marry someone who would get pissy when, in exchange for millions of dollars and a life of leisure, all you ask is that you not be nagged when you go hunting?

1  all_copacetic 2017-09-22

I heard Joe shoots wild animals with a bow and arrow because he's angry at being 5'2".

1  sherockradio 2017-09-22

He would be 5'2" with stilts and a mohawk

1  DeclanGunn 2017-09-22

YEEEEAAH! I heard they tried to hang him out of the chopper like Omar, but his wig puffed up like a parachute and his shoe lifts hit the the ground.

1  Pogo--The-Clown 2017-09-22

It must be bitch for Joe to keep up with the men on his little Dachshund legs

1  CommanderCock 2017-09-22

The old Ted Haggard method.

1  _snoop_ 2017-09-22

Meta

1  chickenfan1 2017-09-22

yup

1  dropngo 2017-09-22

I've been in the mountains all week

Joe's probably pretty proud of his use of code here. Most people will just read this as 'mountains' but those who use their Alpha Brain will recognize it as a form of the word 'mount'.

1  Lokque 2017-09-22

It's actually a clever amalgamation of the words 'mount' and 'anus'.

1  basedmattnigga7 2017-09-22

Or "mount mens"

1  Dagidugidai 2017-09-22

What happens in the woods stays in the woods. Why do you think I take my son camping?

1  schwoogiejoe24 2017-09-22

To create a lifetime of memories and teach him self-reliance?

1  panasonictooth 2017-09-22

Ssssuuuuurre...

1  Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-09-22

I gotta make sure I get the OFF down in there. The bugs might want to bite ya little bottom.

1  Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-22

Less gay than killing defenceless animals

1  nigforagua 2017-09-22

Fuck defenseless animals. Maybe they should stop being fags and grow larger frontal lobes

1  WizardEric 2017-09-22

We all like a little bro time, amirite?

1  LoouisCuCK 2017-09-22

Not a theory.

1  Fredrock26 2017-09-22

I wish i knew how to quit you

1  naziniggerfaggot 2017-09-22

well, if it's not true, now it is.

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-09-22

Fact: Joe rogan fucks man, in forests, houses, bathroom, lockerooms, jujitsui dojos. Dudes faggot

1  Blink-Blink 2017-09-22

Camo hides man-on-man pretty well. I buy it.