r/opieandanthony: Joseph "This sub doesn't affect me" Cumia had to delete all episodes of his podcast and set all of his social media to "private" because of this sub

Joseph "This sub doesn't affect me" Cumia had to delete all episodes of his podcast and set all of his social media to "private" because of this sub

180 2017-09-22 by SHITLORD_CUNTDICK

That's PFG.

50 comments

1 RaiderRush2112 2017-09-22

BREAKING SNOOZE!

1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-22

And admit on national tv to claims of pedophilia without even being prompted to do so.

1 AsianAnalParty 2017-09-22

He knew everyone in America could just see it in his eyes.

1 Slette 2017-09-22

Which is why he always wears sunglasses.

1 PassProtect15 2017-09-22

To be extra safe, he keeps his eyes closed under those sunglasses.

1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-22

Fun trivia - There was one peckah here a couple of years ago who called Joe a weak retina having queer for that.

1 jtormeyx 2017-09-22

And never wears sleeves.

1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-22

They have the added bonus of keeping those stray saliva ropes out of his eyeballs. Not all of his service providers have perfect aim.

1 bonecrushingkisses 2017-09-22

Always keep your kids away from someone that wears sneakers with a sport jacket.

1 all_copacetic 2017-09-22

Except Seinfeld of course.

1 thoughts_n_prayers 2017-09-22

Seinfeld wears nice Nikes. Joe wears Jimmy's training shoes.

1 McGowan9 2017-09-22

This still makes me laugh out loud. He's on a par with Eddie Bravo as someone who thinks they're smart but are actually monumentally stupid.

He really should have just eaten the loss of the money.

1 dmix 2017-09-22

I just misread that and pictured Joe eating money. like a horse eating grass. Thanks for that. That would still have been a better outcome than his trial.

1 McGowan9 2017-09-22

It would be a better use of the money too.

1 --DC-- 2017-09-22

NOM NOM NOM

1 parrotpeople 2017-09-22

Oof

1 halareous 2017-09-22

Look into it dude

1 FlashVirus 2017-09-22

To be fair Eddie Bravo always calls himself a dumbass.

1 McGowan9 2017-09-22

In that case he's got more self awareness than Joe and is therefore smarter than him.

Don't know much about him, only saw him on the JRE with Alex Jones. He came across as a colossal moron.

1 FlashVirus 2017-09-22

Yeah he admits he's a certifiable retard. That doesn't help much though, he's now doing Flat Earth podcasts haha.

1 turnthemaround 2017-09-22

If you watch a few segments with him, he's very likable. He's just one of those unintentional hilarious people.

1 Lokque 2017-09-22

As infuriating as it was for him to interrupt Alex Jones every single time he was just getting into a point, his video 'Mastering the Rubber Guard' is actually very informative and hearing Renato Laranja rip on him is great.

1 Killgore 2017-09-22

He just says that as a defense mechanism to try and ward off people who would challenge him and his ideas. He doesn't really think he is a dumbass. Like everybody who has fringe conspiracy theory beliefs, he thinks he is much smarter than most people.

1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-09-22

Dude they faked the moonlanding 6 times

1 turnthemaround 2017-09-22

"Is that true, Eddie?"

"I don't know, look it up."

1 HorsesAgain 2017-09-22

I bet judo is actually really easy

1 Kurt_Love 2017-09-22

But if he could just meet one sub rep in person, he'd destroy him with his boxing power and biker gang street smarts.

1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-22

he just needs to meet one, & the results would be all will recoil in fear.

1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-22

I'd love to strangle him out of self defense

1 --DC-- 2017-09-22

You say this like it hasn't already happened.

Oh.... yeah..... it hasn't.

Because he's a big, fat failure and a pussy as well.

1 dmix 2017-09-22

The best part is that only a few of you used to break Joe's balls on here - I barely knew who he was until this year. Then he started coming on here writing embarassing essay comments... and then with the whole trial ordeal.

He's his own worst enemy.

Joe's idea of fighting back against 'haters' is throwing honey into a bears den. And Ant calls his brother smart all the time...

1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-22

If you go back far enough he was a lot like Opie. He'd call into the show to plug his shitty band, add absolutely nothing and when he hung up you had zero opinion about it. Similar to how opie never moved the needle for anyone before people listened a little closer and realized what a massive cunt he is.

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-22

I barely knew who he was until about 2 years ago. He's the worst person "involved" with O&A. Way worse than Opie.

He takes credit for everything (for O&A, for Anthony's success, here he even takes credit for starting Wackbag) when in reality he's a non-contributing zero. He has a massive ego that never diminishes despite so much evidence that he's pathetic and talentless (his gofundme for instance). He lies about his own words on twitter while at the same time claiming that he stands by his words. He brings everything back to either "libtards" or people supposedly being jealous of him. He receives welfare. He's a complete fuck up with no redeeming qualities with the ego of an A-list star. Just Long Island trash through and through.

1 dmix 2017-09-22

Agreed, Opie is an encyclopedia of mental illness but I've never seen someone whose flaws are as glaringly obvious as Brother Joe.

Those people always blame others and take zero responsibility... except when shit hits the fan and they are forced to.

Apparently Brother Joe 'raised' Ant when their dad disappeared to Cali too. Kid never had a chance.

1 TruthWarrior27 2017-09-22

Opie is way worse than Brother Joe. Brother Joe didn't ruin 20 years of comedy gold by taking every molecule of funny out of the room. Every time you re-listen to the best of O&A, you have to be reminded of what a fucking retarded, loudmouthed dolt Opie is.

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-22

Too bad once you delete the stuff it leaves the internet...oh wait.

1 SavePoonerman 2017-09-22

clearly rhe act of a man with nothing to hide

1 Rock-Coat 2017-09-22

If I was a kid, I would be embarrassed to spit into that mans mouth

1 Shomedembeats 2017-09-22

I'd still do it though, just to indirectly take money away from Anthony

1 chippersonlyle 2017-09-22

So he is admitting his past statements can cause him to lose gigs. If he had nothing to hide, everything would be public.

1 db111 2017-09-22

Does anybody have copies of the old episodes?

Don't make me use Deep Discount.

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-22

I wish I did. I only ever watched a few minutes of a random episode and he said "nigger" several times. He also had episodes devoted to "SJWs" and "Reverse Racism". There would be no way for him to wriggle out of them like he tries to do with his tweets.

1 TheGreaterTool 2017-09-22

Who knew Scorch would be having a social media presence than Joey Brother Teat Sucker

1 quake1rl 2017-09-22

We did it reddit!

1 jjr007 2017-09-22

You guys have no lives. This is pathetic. Stop getting so involved into a man’s life already.

1 titfucker5000 2017-09-22

Nice try joe

1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-22

Stop wearing wife beaters on video you 2u faggot

1 sindrone7 2017-09-22

He's a small business owner who screams about niggers on twitter. IE, a fucking retard