Reminder: If you eat out at six times a day, you're a sophisticated "foodie"

41  2017-09-22 by Single_Action_Army

Pizza followed by pulled pork followed by burritos followed by cake followed by cronuts is the mark of a refined palate and man of taste. Not to be confused with a fat tub of shit who can't control himself

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Hee hee hee

dont u mean doodie? because youd be pooping a lot if you aboooooo

Except you probably wouldn't, because with such little ruffage in his diet, I think constipation is the name of the game for Roland.

or sumthin

He's a virgin too right?

Roland is a regular cocksmith

Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies? You fat bastard, you fat bastard. You ate all the pies.

Also, if you don't enjoy well-done steak smothered in burned BBQ sauce, you're just a snob.

Carl's heart is the hardest working member of show business