Oof...

10  2017-09-21 by TangerineReam

32 comments

Don't float by me on your back like that. I'll jump two-feet first on your tum-tum. Enjoy swallowing that piss water while the panic sets in.

How do you look in a bikini, asking for a friend?

More like your dad than you mom

Damn

Just a dude, and a weird sense of humor

She has the same body as Chris Chan

"I want everything about my ass.....Gggrrrrr....off the internet!"

Or she would if self-awareness was a semitic trait.

Fucking flatso bitch. She's lucky I don't have a girlfriend or I'd beat hear ass for this.

I think you mean Chris Tran

Christina Chan?

Just when I began to forget this cunt existed

Must be a pretty goddamn big pool.

It's the Atlantic

Seaworld

C-world.

God damn women are funny!

No wonder she likes abortion so much, she looks like one

I would't mind doing her in the pool.

Strangulation or blunt force trauma?

Naw just some dick in ass action.

She looks like Baby Herman from Roger Rabbit.

In my day girls like her wouldn't have any self-esteem. What's the world coming to...

she should be some sad desperate lonely loser who marries the first piece of shit that is will to date her, not some celebrity cunt have useless stories written about her.

Not bad for a 55 year old mother of 3.

No, still bad.

Pam Adelon is a 51 year old mother of three and looks vastly better than lena pigcunt

Pool prowess!

'I am an artist with many mediums'

https://imgur.com/gallery/L7xxp

That bitch has never worn a medium

lawntoilet • 0m Jesus. Her boyfriend went from her, to her, to THAT. If any aspect of my life declined that hard, I'd behead myself.

I would smooch Ali Shawkat to kingdom come.

"I am an artist with many mediums"

tss more like many extra larges

This article about a big fat retard was written by a big fat retard.

I hate when people grab their nose when they back spin in water. Blow out your nose whale or move faster.

Naw just some dick in ass action.

she should be some sad desperate lonely loser who marries the first piece of shit that is will to date her, not some celebrity cunt have useless stories written about her.