r/opieandanthony: Does anyone else like looking for hot prisoners for potential relationships?

a man told investigators that his ex-girlfriend, 20-year-old Angelica Marie Duran, had come into his apartment with two men and robbed him at gunpoint

Duran tied his legs and arms together, according to court documents. The man said he was also threatened with a knife held up to his throat

I bet she dindu nuffin

1 fashanoo 2017-09-21

She says she likes to be silly.

1 Naga_Nooch 2017-09-21

Looking up why they are in jail is fun. It's like playing guess who's the murderer?

1 Broken-Flowers 2017-09-21

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/men/nick-255022.html

"Very outgoing!"

what?

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

And Christian

1 ValleyChip 2017-09-21

Tsss, why not Nick Barmitzvah or sumpin?

1 doodoopeepees 2017-09-21

the tinder chip roll needs to chip roll these fine young gals.

1 sexylarrytate 2017-09-21

I hope one of you fall in love, then she gets out and makes your life miserable.

1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-09-21

Reminds me of a story. Doug Stanhope used to write to some kid that burnt down a gas station with his girlfriend killing a couple of people in the process. Doug got a life sized copy of the kids photo and went to some premier of a movie he was in and told a bunch of celebrities that this kid was supposed to be there but sadly he's sick in hospital with a terminal illness and hasn't got long to go. He'd love it if the celebrities took photos with the kid to send to him.

1 momomike 2017-09-21

sounds like a bunch of horse shit if you ask me. where are these photos?

1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-21

He gave them to the kid, presumably.

1 ValleyChip 2017-09-21

I was just about to ask you. Yea, I don't buy most of Stanhope's nonsense. This is definitely made up.

1 hahfdjahdfsja 2017-09-21

Was the kids name Horowitz?

1 majestik6 2017-09-21

A few years ago I was looking for a house to rent. It was going to be me, my GF, and a co-worker of mine. We looked all afternoon, and as the day wore on, my coworker told me about how his parents house burned down.

I asked him what the cause was.

He said he burned it down.

I didn't move in with him.

1 rottenseed 2017-09-21

Mmmmmhmmm

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/marquiza-1165070.html

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Hey boo

1 KangolVos 2017-09-21

Nothing but trouble. Sexy trouble.

1 FuegoFerdinand 2017-09-21

I think we have a winner:

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/laura-1863665.html

http://www.houstonpress.com/news/laura-lee-day-wicked-stepmother-charged-in-connection-with-drowning-of-6-year-old-stepson-6738007

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

wow, and look at those bazongas!

1 KangolVos 2017-09-21

Va-va-voom!

1 ValleyChip 2017-09-21

Also her breasts! Hubba hubba!!

1 china-blast 2017-09-21

According to The Baltimore Sun, in 1982, when Day was 17, living in Orange County, California, and known by her maiden name of Laura Lee Feist, she shot and killed her boyfriend before turning the gun on herself. News accounts at the time said that her motive was to see to it that they would be buried together.

1 BloodyTomFlint 2017-09-21

I'll see your step son maybe murder and raise you two biological child actual murders.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/perla-296296.html

http://tucson.com/news/blogs/police-beat/mom-who-fatally-shot-kids-given-years/article_e9a655ea-b1f4-54ce-9ea4-42fc541b4a7b.html

1 kimchifart 2017-09-21

That fucking pussy pass works every time. Six years for an obvious homocide with no real suicidal intent (shot yourself in the shoulder attempting suicide?)

"she shot and killed her boyfriend before turning the gun on herself. News accounts at the time said that her motive was to see to it that they would be buried together.

She was still carrying a bullet in her shoulder from that incident 11 years later, and by that time, she had also served six years of a 17-year sentence for her second-degree murder conviction."

1 SorryFiMAGADog 2017-09-21

This bitch is straight out of Single White Female. How do people end up living lives like this?

1 racemic_mixture 2017-09-21

Considering there are over 300 million people in America alone, I am surprised how few people live lives like this.

1 ZigginZaggin 2017-09-21

Ask Uncle Paul.

1 mcchizeslizz 2017-09-21

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/pamela-w16344.html what a sweetie

1 Lilcumia 2017-09-21

Race : Other

1 Quan_Juan 2017-09-21

Activities in prison: Sodomize bitches with hair brush,

1 thrillated 2017-09-21

Vos?

1 ApprilFells 2017-09-21

Does anyone think that Joe Matarese would enjoy one of these pen pals?

1 TravisBickle1990 2017-09-21

Yeah, but would the inmate?

1 ApprilFells 2017-09-21

Only one way to find out

1 mcchizeslizz 2017-09-21

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taurielle-135215.html

https://twitter.com/TaurielleT/status/212206232788930560

i bet they did

1 redtheftauto 2017-09-21

That's perfect.

1 Otto-Ernst-Remer 2017-09-21

Asian/Black = Chigger?

1 JaKrispie 2017-09-21

This is amazing

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

It really is.

1 sindrone7 2017-09-21

Only women want to fuck criminals

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Wait, are YOU trying to call me a dame?

1 stinksskc 2017-09-21

this is great im finally going to find a girlfriend

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Hope she turns out better than the homeless shooter.

1 OA_FactChecker 2017-09-21

Just found Thomas_Daly's alt

1 KangolVos 2017-09-21

Which one of us is going to end up dead from this?

1 ElectricHellKnight 2017-09-21

My money's on /u/Thomas_Daly

1 Thomas_Daly 2017-09-21

Me, probably.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Thenigisup?

1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-21

Nig is gay for 2D traps and Joyomi dead, nigga.
Had to bury him in a shipping container

1 iamcolinwood 2017-09-21

Hopefully all of you.

1 RahnBayngtin 2017-09-21

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/amber-x26493.html

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/shaketta-1945125.html (Girls with braces do it for me)

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/sabaha-311712.html

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/taylor-965277.html

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jennifer-555231.html

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-893224.html

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/jessica-wf1366.html

1 literalotherkin 2017-09-21

Why are braces so hot?

1 literalotherkin 2017-09-21

I think I'll write to Lutheran Jessica. BTW how the fuck did she go to jail? Girls like her aren't supposed to go to jail. I thought you had to be black or gautemalan or something to go to jail.

1 CommanderCock 2017-09-21

According to the Michigan Department of Corrections, sweet little Jessica had a problem with cocaine.

1 ZigginZaggin 2017-09-21

Well, now I've got my jerk list for the next week.

1 Billyassman 2017-09-21

What could go wrong here?

1 Hanarable 2017-09-21

I can't come up with anything.

1 Hanarable 2017-09-21

This is pretty cool. Thanks for sharing.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

you are welcome bub.

1 HughStink 2017-09-21

Someone pull this off and have Chip establish a relationship with one of these tramps

1 literalotherkin 2017-09-21

That's caged heat.

1 Socratic_Roads 2017-09-21

Are conjugal visits a possibility?

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

I'm not sure. I haven't researched that far yet.

1 Socratic_Roads 2017-09-21

In Lyons v. Gilligan (1974), the United States District Court for the Northern District of Ohio held that the prisoners have no constitutional right to conjugal visits with their spouses during sentences. The United States Federal Bureau of Prisons does not allow conjugal visits for prisoners in federal custody.

California, Mississippi and some other states are good though.

1 Destination_Jeffrey 2017-09-21

BETSY: George, Celia has listed you as a character reference. Whatever you can tell us would certainly be helpful in her getting paroled.

GEORGE: Well, anything I can do to help, um...she's a wonderful girl. Very smart. Very...crafty.

BETSY: Does she have any plans after she's released?

GEORGE: Plans. Schemes. She keeps talking about getting back together with her old friends - "the gang," as she likes to call them, you know. Yeah, they're hatching something, you can count on that.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

I was just watching this ep, nice

1 VicDumb 2017-09-21

I am really enjoying this thread rn

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

me too!

1 zersch 2017-09-21

I believe every single young lady on this website describes themselves as outgoing and open minded.

I can't wait to get disemboweled by whichever one I pick.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

best of luck!

1 Slette 2017-09-21

I do now!

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

enjoy lol

1 ValleyChip 2017-09-21

This is my favorite subreddit

1 commissarjb 2017-09-21

Dibs. This thread is hilarious.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/desera-47536-074.html

1 CommanderCock 2017-09-21

Nice FILF. According to the DOJ she was moving flake so you know she likes to party.

https://www.justice.gov/usao-edtn/pr/three-additional-defendants-sentenced-large-pvp-conspiracy

1 commissarjb 2017-09-21

Haha! Yeah, I looked that up too. It was one of her selling points.

1 spinuch 2017-09-21

I was reading about this one girl who seemed interesting. Then I looked up her name in the database and found out she's a murderer. I just finished sealing the envelope with some peckah juice.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

May you find love.

1 doxxbrown 2017-09-21

The amount of commissary deposits that these bitches are getting dumb fucks to send them has to be ridiculous.

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-21

100th comment sock cuckas!

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Here's your upboat as a reward.

1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-21

I wanna see the upboat movie

1 CommanderCock 2017-09-21

Broken MILFs are my fetish.

http://www.meet-an-inmate.com/ladies/nicole-2016840.html

1 pdcGhost 2017-09-21

http://www.tiptoptens.com/2017/08/06/10-hot-women-inmates-desire-pen-pals/

Some of these are Doosy’s. My Favorite is Sabaha, but it’s not like I’m going to drive out there and date her. Her charge was aggregated DUI, and she has no education.

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

I'm about ready to take the plunge with one of these gals!

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Hey boo

1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-21

Wait, are YOU trying to call me a dame?

1 MercuryMidnight 2017-09-21

Age and race are VERY important to Ant. It's gender that he doesn't care about when looking for love

Does anyone else like looking for hot prisoners for potential relationships?

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