It's that type of thing that makes me need to think he really is trolling. How embarrassing. Not just using something that peaked on the internet in the early 2000s, but getting it completely wrong. Why the fuck would a person be a vehicle. It's like the stand-up cliche of mocking old men getting all the drug phrases wrong. "Don't do the pot".
Opie is not doing Race Wars. He almost never does anything outside where he can control everything. Unless Carl Cuban and Vic Alabama are with him to suck up time by laughing, Opie will not do this.
Opie will announce his new job on Race Wars. AKA the job he's had all along. He was just waiting for his Sirius contract to be up. He will pretend that he just got it. He is going back to terrestrial radio.
I don't agree with this quanspiracy. There is no terrestrial radio station or show that would want him. Why would they? What does he bring to the table? He is a well-established failure, and even a superficial investigation of his social media will show that he is despised.
80 - 90% of everything, in his estimation. Those Snowy calls were absolutely essential to the ebb and flow. You'd know that if you were doing radio since you were 18.
tss tss i bet fawkin lynz's cootah is dry as a fawkin pieace of bread or summtin or a cracker when fawkin titty boi does his fawkin pop up shows tss tss like I bet lynz is like tss tss fawkin bam is gonna pop up in my fawkin cootah or summtin. Like a dry fawkin towel or summtin. Or whatever i dunno.
Even Kurt doesn't do Race Wars. Hasn't done it in over 2 months. Once he started asking his fans for money via patreon he split. I don't know how he doesn't get more shit for stealing money
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1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-21
Don't forget his 20 min spot in Rochester with his mentor, the Vietnam vet with the Opie tattoo.
1 WhooKiddzDabesso 2017-09-21
I forgot about that hunk of shit
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-21
You mean Carl's spot he sat in silence for.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-21
Yeah, he was just steering the ship from the sidelines. He's the muppet master.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-21
Opie gets his slang from Monday Night Football Dennis Miller. That was 1999 the same year his career peaked.
1 dom6502 2017-09-21
He still used that stupid expression wrong. Here's incomprehensibly stupid
1 piggyboi 2017-09-21
I dunno - I hate him because I comprehend his stupidity.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-21
It's that type of thing that makes me need to think he really is trolling. How embarrassing. Not just using something that peaked on the internet in the early 2000s, but getting it completely wrong. Why the fuck would a person be a vehicle. It's like the stand-up cliche of mocking old men getting all the drug phrases wrong. "Don't do the pot".
1 dom6502 2017-09-21
This one could be as you described. But in general, he's just retarded. Occam's razor.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-21
No I know, just making the point that's it's hard to wrap your head around. Incomprehensible, as you said.
How do'ya fail so fucking hard so fucking consistently.
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-21
Opie is not doing Race Wars. He almost never does anything outside where he can control everything. Unless Carl Cuban and Vic Alabama are with him to suck up time by laughing, Opie will not do this.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-21
Vic isn't his friend, he was around for financial gain only
1 CertifiedBA 2017-09-21
Vic wanted to use Opie's forum to drop hints he is a gay man to lure men.
1 late_50s_why 2017-09-21
Nothing wrong with that
1 ShetUp 2017-09-21
Watch him flake like a huge pussy
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-21
ME: I had a fawkin' family issue if you must know...
1 TheDannySaint 2017-09-21
Gotta admit, he nailed that clown with that wambulance line.
1 FaggotBannedKeith 2017-09-21
So these "pop up" shows are essentially what teenagers do on snapchat everyday, same paygrade and everything, right?
1 Joemomma101 2017-09-21
Opie will announce his new job on Race Wars. AKA the job he's had all along. He was just waiting for his Sirius contract to be up. He will pretend that he just got it. He is going back to terrestrial radio.
1 piggyboi 2017-09-21
I don't agree with this quanspiracy. There is no terrestrial radio station or show that would want him. Why would they? What does he bring to the table? He is a well-established failure, and even a superficial investigation of his social media will show that he is despised.
1 lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-21
Opie will sit there and say/do almost nothing.
ME: I'm Opie, from a lot of things.
1 AssholeinSpanish 2017-09-21
Ugh, most cringy intro in this history of broadcasting. Was that from YKWD?
1 breadmoccasin 2017-09-21
It's been a few months now, and I'm still not even remotely close to being tired of him failing.
1 radiospringy 2017-09-21
I kind of want to hear this. What could he possibly contribute to a group show where he's not in the power chair?
1 commissarjb 2017-09-21
What has he contributed to a group show when he was in the power chair?
1 DamonTyler 2017-09-21
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-21
80 - 90% of everything, in his estimation. Those Snowy calls were absolutely essential to the ebb and flow. You'd know that if you were doing radio since you were 18.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-09-21
tss tss i bet fawkin lynz's cootah is dry as a fawkin pieace of bread or summtin or a cracker when fawkin titty boi does his fawkin pop up shows tss tss like I bet lynz is like tss tss fawkin bam is gonna pop up in my fawkin cootah or summtin. Like a dry fawkin towel or summtin. Or whatever i dunno.
1 fyisah 2017-09-21
what is so gay about popper shows?
1 Lish_fips89 2017-09-21
Keren is hot tho.
1 CertifiedBA 2017-09-21
He's burying himself....how's the LA morning guy gig coming along?
1 ThePreHasCometh 2017-09-21
Sherrod, of course, made it a paid episode
1 xxmikekxx 2017-09-21
Even Kurt doesn't do Race Wars. Hasn't done it in over 2 months. Once he started asking his fans for money via patreon he split. I don't know how he doesn't get more shit for stealing money
1 TheMaestro2 2017-09-21
Opie should do a sports radio show since he used to play basketball in high school