He shouldn't know how to make a pot of coffee. He is a man and a billionaire at that. He at least shouldn't have had to for a very long time, even if he once knew how. Is nothing sacred to these cunt women and homosexual baristas?
Yeah well I haven't been able to make my own coffee since I started in this fawkin' business. Period. End of story. Sniff. It's common knowledge in the radio industry that I have never been able to make my own coffee. Ok. Howard knew that all along. Fawkin' Howard. I could've been in US Weekly and used it to promote my new show which I'll be announcing very fawkin' soon.
Wouldn't it be great if he got fired from NBC, divorced from her, and then became the most vile performer ever, animated child rapes and simulated lynchings of pregnant back women as a metaphor for abortion
I'm holding out hope that people like Howard, Bill Burr and Louis CK all come back to us some day.
15 comments
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-20
What a terrible article. I write better researched shitposts here.
1 AsianAnalParty 2017-09-20
He shouldn't know how to make a pot of coffee. He is a man and a billionaire at that. He at least shouldn't have had to for a very long time, even if he once knew how. Is nothing sacred to these cunt women and homosexual baristas?
1 Icon_Crash 2017-09-20
Hell, unless it's a K-Cup, i'm gonna be reading directions.
1 CiderGnome 2017-09-20
I don't care how much money someone makes, being unable to prepare yourself a coffee is utterly pathetic.
If I was so totally feckless as to need help making coffee, my dignity simply would not allow me to ask someone for help with it.
1 TriangleDimes 2017-09-20
i'm just so angry
1 A_Friendly_Creeper 2017-09-20
She disses him a lot.
1 SibHashian13 2017-09-20
Fucking yuck
1 HugininuM 2017-09-20
Look at that magnificent oil spill on his head.
1 Psych555 2017-09-20
Divorce within two years while he's still a huge earner.
1 Igrewuppoorina6brhou 2017-09-20
Is that weird Al or Howard Stein? I can never tell and don't want to read.
1 Ichise-san 2017-09-20
why were you on this website you hen
1 FishstickJones 2017-09-20
Didn't he get raped by Cosby?
1 Billyassman 2017-09-20
Listen up cement cheeks,you need to blow me and make coffee or a cat dies.
1 JamesJoyceDewitt 2017-09-20
Yeah well I haven't been able to make my own coffee since I started in this fawkin' business. Period. End of story. Sniff. It's common knowledge in the radio industry that I have never been able to make my own coffee. Ok. Howard knew that all along. Fawkin' Howard. I could've been in US Weekly and used it to promote my new show which I'll be announcing very fawkin' soon.
1 onemancrimespree 2017-09-20
Wouldn't it be great if he got fired from NBC, divorced from her, and then became the most vile performer ever, animated child rapes and simulated lynchings of pregnant back women as a metaphor for abortion
I'm holding out hope that people like Howard, Bill Burr and Louis CK all come back to us some day.