And 15 years ago she was the hottest blonde around with huge tits.
Many of these Instagram girls in their 20's now with 500k followers will look like this in 15 years.
She's a fucking millionaire, she'll lipo off the gut next week and she'll still have those giant cans. This pic is what she looks like until her next trip to the surgeon.
I used to date a girl who worked for a plastic surgeon and had lipo twice. That's exactly how it works. When you see someone like Kim Kardashian with giant natural boobs, a big part of the reason they look so ridiculous is because they've lipo'd out the fat at their waist, their arms, their chin, etc.
Sometimes they inject it back INTO their tits and ass.
You can't spot reduce with exercise, but you CAN with lipo.
ATTENTION BLOATED WHORES: Bounce the smoky eye makeup. It accentuates the trashiness of your blown out look. Those bright, filed-down claws you call fingernails need to go, too. Also avoid animal print and tattoos. Your creaky carcass needs all the help it can get.
It's so embarrassing that this subreddit considers itself pundits on celebrity pop culture and entertainment news, just because they listen to a radio show that interviewed and discussed their celebrity peers.
You really feel like a peer of this woman, don't you? You're equals, and you're just sitting their sipping your coffee, analysing and commenting on the zeitgeist.
I'm no beacon of personal health, but she's like 2 of the hot chick we were introduced to back in the day. I wanna love you forever, Jessica, I do....but I have some conditions.
115 comments
1 idamnedit 2017-09-20
Anna Nichole Smith is looking great for a long dead woman. I would have though decomposition would have made her drop a few pounds though.
1 dumbshowreference 2017-09-20
America lost its rose.....
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=szV4lE6Q5CM
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
Eh. I would.
1 majestik6 2017-09-20
I'd do it happily
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
Make her pendulous tits smash herself in the face.
1 Cold-in-the-D 2017-09-20
...and i'd still fuck her
1 McGowan9 2017-09-20
I'd smash her back doors in.
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
Plural?
1 McGowan9 2017-09-20
I was referring to her (ample) buttocks.
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-09-20
I'd knock her cootah thru the mattress!
1 KangolVos 2017-09-20
Tell 'em, Chippah.
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-09-20
Would plow...... but i am African American
1 ApprilFells 2017-09-20
My condolences
1 LoloTheRogan 2017-09-20
You am raysis
1 LarryKleist711 2017-09-20
Would you rather be black or crippled?
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
I'd rather go retarded.
1 gnrlysrs 2017-09-20
not a fan of chinese food?
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
I am not eating dog, buddy.
1 gnrlysrs 2017-09-20
got any cum in those balls?
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
No. Used it all up fluid-bonding with Jesse.
1 piggyboi 2017-09-20
You seem like one of the good ones.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-20
No.
1 52017 2017-09-20
It wouldn't be worth the drop in IQ points.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-20
I'd rather be a black hood.
1 Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-20
Who let you in here?
1 ApprilFells 2017-09-20
I had to ask the Jews for permission. They told me I can stay so long as I continue to be a good goy.
1 TobyTheRobot 2017-09-20
I'm sorry sir -- we didn't realize.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-20
I'm watching you goyim. Oy vey!
1 ApprilFells 2017-09-20
I'll be on my best behavior.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-20
That's terrible, I'm sorry.
1 puppy_action_team 2017-09-20
imagine this "t" is on fire.
1 SirWallaceII 2017-09-20
I fought the wall and the wall won
1 bal0rd 2017-09-20
seen some shit
1 TheDarkFezRises 2017-09-20
Ate most of it.
1 no1raniuk 2017-09-20
Yeah...I'd still stick one in 'er.
1 Mantis_Toboggan369 2017-09-20
Fuck yes.
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-09-20
I bet her husband has to wipe her ass, fucking fat bitch.
1 colby_the_dog 2017-09-20
lol relax dude
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-09-20
No I bet her husband wipes her big giant ass, she probably has a sweaty cunt also. She's a fat fucking retard.
1 Hanarable 2017-09-20
Alfonso Soriano was pretty good in his day
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-09-20
You bet your sweet ass he was.
1 colby_the_dog 2017-09-20
hahaha
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-09-20
Stop, I can't control my horny levels
1 Bobby_Newpooort 2017-09-20
Alfonso got a nigga. Ribs hurting today
1 Bens_Glenn 2017-09-20
It's like she was exposed to that joker gas in batman, except it turns people into Amy Schumers.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-20
Definitely not joker gas then
1 Bens_Glenn 2017-09-20
Hack gas.
1 gnrlysrs 2017-09-20
oinker gas
1 Blink-Blink 2017-09-20
Doink her gasser.
1 LCFlowers 2017-09-20
Porker gas.
1 EncinoEscobar 2017-09-20
Zyclone P.I.G
1 lifeobenreilly 2017-09-20
More like her flamer Dad killed her and put on her skin.
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-20
Piggy of the Sea
1 Jaeromaru 2017-09-20
The face of incest
1 LonesomeJorge 2017-09-20
Is that Jessica Simpson? Tony Romo really dodged a bullet, good for him.
1 fingerrockets 2017-09-20
To bad he could not dodge defensive tackles.
1 hellofriendo1234 2017-09-20
or Down's Syndrome
1 thrillated 2017-09-20
Jimmaaaay!
1 Lish_fips89 2017-09-20
Fuck Michael Boley.
1 hellofriendo1234 2017-09-20
I would still suck the fat out of her tits.
1 LamarThePotato 2017-09-20
She was stung by bees..
by Applebee's I meant!! take us to break..
1 itrits 2017-09-20
Cadaver face.
1 ihaveaholeinmyass 2017-09-20
Who is this?
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-20
Lynsi.
1 chippersan 2017-09-20
i dont even know who this is
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-20
Lynsi Margera.
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-20
I read every post in the thread and I still don't. Guess I don't get to TMZ as much as I should.
1 redditthrowaway83 2017-09-20
Jessica Simpson
1 BargeMouse 2017-09-20
http://thelittlestwinslow.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Earl-dinosaurs-133532_500_415.gif
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-20
Amazing that her sister is the one that is a mudshark.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-20
Who are we looking at here? I'd still hit it.
1 Belchides 2017-09-20
Family's full of bad noses.
1 DickSlit 2017-09-20
Hey, I'd still burry muh dik into those tits..
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-20
"Chicken of the sea", more like "I'm an obese cunt"
1 greygooser 2017-09-20
It's witty stuff like this that keeps me coming back to this s
1 HughStink 2017-09-20
bitch be lookin like a transgender Col. Kurtz
1 KangolVos 2017-09-20
Come a long way since Dukes of Hazzard. But I would still.
1 Grochlink 2017-09-20
Yep, would still smash Jessica Simpson.
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-09-20
She's looking pretty damn good again on Instagram
1 866-Ron-0-Fez 2017-09-20
She's got them Hughes eyes.
1 RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-20
I like how this thread is indistinguishable from a Sue Lightning thread, with 70% of the comments saying they'd still fuck her (I would too).
1 salecornia 2017-09-20
following in Anna Nicole's footsteps.....damn
1 danimalplanimal 2017-09-20
Amy looks good
1 cdisc 2017-09-20
And 15 years ago she was the hottest blonde around with huge tits. Many of these Instagram girls in their 20's now with 500k followers will look like this in 15 years.
1 majestik6 2017-09-20
http://cdn04.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/jess-bikini2/jessica-simpson-flat-stomach-bikini-cabo-27.jpg
She's a fucking millionaire, she'll lipo off the gut next week and she'll still have those giant cans. This pic is what she looks like until her next trip to the surgeon.
1 rahtin 2017-09-20
That's not how lipo works.
1 majestik6 2017-09-20
I used to date a girl who worked for a plastic surgeon and had lipo twice. That's exactly how it works. When you see someone like Kim Kardashian with giant natural boobs, a big part of the reason they look so ridiculous is because they've lipo'd out the fat at their waist, their arms, their chin, etc.
Sometimes they inject it back INTO their tits and ass.
You can't spot reduce with exercise, but you CAN with lipo.
1 Dawgsie 2017-09-20
That’s one of the worst cases of Schumers I have ever seen.
1 Ichise-san 2017-09-20
fuckin dead salmon eyes
1 jtormeyx 2017-09-20
She's drunk as a boiled owl.
1 chippersonlyle 2017-09-20
Oh wait... was she a great big fat person? would ya
1 laurens_tits 2017-09-20
These hooves were made for walkin...
1 LiterallyCaligula 2017-09-20
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1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-20
Jessica Simpson, where has your love gone..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuZVOWYPtcw
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-20
Jessica Simpsons was the most beautiful woman in the world at one point. This is just tragic.
1 Hanarable 2017-09-20
And I'd still pig out on her asshole like it was bumblebee tuna
1 JoeCumiaSr 2017-09-20
I get she has a delicious fat ass now tho
1 Sicboy69 2017-09-20
Her stupidity & air-headedness were cute when she was hot but now that she looks like that it just comes off as retardation.
1 jtormeyx 2017-09-20
She's a big time booze hound. I've never seen her husband ever utter a word in print or in public.
1 rahtin 2017-09-20
Looks exactly like my neighbor. Makes me wonder how hot my neighbor was before life destroyed her.
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-20
hahahahaha
1 Tanwhiteman 2017-09-20
Opies looking fat these days
1 TacoTrots 2017-09-20
We're a fairly long ways from these days.
Time is a motherfucker.
1 TJMaxxGurl 2017-09-20
How the hell do y'all know who this is?
1 BabyJamesGomez 2017-09-20
ATTENTION BLOATED WHORES: Bounce the smoky eye makeup. It accentuates the trashiness of your blown out look. Those bright, filed-down claws you call fingernails need to go, too. Also avoid animal print and tattoos. Your creaky carcass needs all the help it can get.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-20
Someone was left in the isolation tank to long.
1 AlchemyWizard 2017-09-20
Did Erock become a tranny?
1 link_nukem28 2017-09-20
what? its just an ordinary krabb-OH MY GOODNESS!
1 cumspaces 2017-09-20
Attack on Titan face
1 doxxbrown 2017-09-20
One flash of my 98 Degrees tribal tattoo and this bitch is sucking my peckah!
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1 Sthenine 2017-09-20
whale is the cow of the sea-is it fish or meat?
1 faded77087 2017-09-20
Monster tits tho
1 suchanjv 2017-09-20
Wow.
Looks like I finally have a chance.
I guess when you have all the money in the world there's nothing left to do but gorge yourself all day.
1 RapistWithAIDS 2017-09-20
It's so embarrassing that this subreddit considers itself pundits on celebrity pop culture and entertainment news, just because they listen to a radio show that interviewed and discussed their celebrity peers.
You really feel like a peer of this woman, don't you? You're equals, and you're just sitting their sipping your coffee, analysing and commenting on the zeitgeist.
1 CommanderCock 2017-09-20
I'd fuck her.
1 CertifiedBA 2017-09-20
I'm no beacon of personal health, but she's like 2 of the hot chick we were introduced to back in the day. I wanna love you forever, Jessica, I do....but I have some conditions.
1 stinksskc 2017-09-20
holy shit she really gave up huh?