Remember how after Greggshells Opie (63) cried on air and complained that he didn't deserve the hate?

5  2017-09-20 by [deleted]

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18 comments

Throw a comma in your sentences every now and again.

Good one.

You must be a real pisser to hang out with.

Vividly! 😠

This is a dumb post. I mean anyone that is here is aware of this.

Yeah you're right.

It's not as though we keep repeating the same 15 jokes in different ways over & over again.

You really stuck it to me.

Just explaining why your post bombed. You seem pretty salty about it. Don't blame you, it's embarrassing.

It really isn't. If you let this sub dictate your self-worth in any possibly way then that's embarrassing.

I'm objectively hilarious. No one has ever laughed at anything you've said.

Wow, I guess I was wrong about you being salty! Why, there doesn't seem to be any saltiness at all in this reply!

Good job, guy. You sure are a brave one.

You post on actual Reddit. Like, other than on this sub. Urgh. You embarrassing fruit.

You're in no position to make fun of anyone, shit head.

/u/JoeCumiasCockBreath guide to being funny.

Step 1 - shoe horn profanity into your comments.

Step 2 - try to act like you don't care what the other kids say. They don't know your story.

Step 3 - have a crude username! something infantile that a young lad frolicking in a playground might say.

Step 4 - try to seem 'edgy' by using the word nigger and crude sexual terms.

You're a caricature of an unfunny douche.

How can you put so much effort in and still be so cripplingly awful?

Woah, calm down there, Louis CK. Leave some room for the little guys, huh?

You're killing.

Oof.

Wow, great retort!

Alright genius, you want me to pick apart your utter stroke victim idiocy?

Step 1 - shoe horn profanity into your comments

Those steps apply to every one of your comments

I called you a shit head. One swear word in 5 comments.

I don't care that you're braindead but can you at least try to be funny?

Tit.

So yeah, you're a dumbbell and a boring faggot.

You're a riot! So creative!

I don't care that you're braindead but can you at least try to be funny?

Can you teach me? I mean, it's just saying faggot, nigger, rimjob, tits etc right? is that the key to your success?

Your pathological need to have the last word despite being thoroughly and publicly embarrassed is very sweet.

Heart-breakingly embarrassing but really cute.

Can't wait for your reply that you can't resist posting because if your autism and gayness.

Your pathological need to have the last word despite being thoroughly and utterly destroyed is very sweet.

Heart-breakingly embarrassing but really cute.

Can't wait for your reply that you can't resist posting because if your autism and gayness.

Nice alt-account upvoting your own comments too, virgin.

Okay, you've actually shocked me with your stupidity now. You logged into an alt account to upvote your own comments and forgot to log out. Screenshot.

And how appropriate that /u/ercomedy is the account of a failed stand up comedian.