met him when i was a kid and wanted him to sign something for me but all i had on me was a paper bag. i handed it to him and he scoffed at me and said "ugh,why would anyone want a signed paper bag." I DID ASSHOLE! i still have it though.
My cousins grew up like rich kids. They always had the newest video games, they had a big house with a pool, every toy that had a cool commercial (two of every toy so they didn't have to fight over them), they went on multiple vacations every year to Disney and all over. I was always envious.
Then they showed me their autograph books. I've never been more underwhelmed by something in my life. They noticed I wasn't impressed so they tried to convince me that their books of scribbles were worth thousands of dollars.
Then we went into the rec room and played something very similar to Monster Rain.
I've met a few celebrities (as much as the average person living in a major city). I never once thought, in all my interactions, to ask them to write down their name on a piece of paper. Imagine being so small, you feel like you need verifiable evidence that you met somebody.
Probably true. I saw Andrew Dice Clay play the smallest room in Vegas when his career was at it's low, and Jim Breuer is playing rooms that are 6X as large.
We all hate that family-friendly crap, but there are a million families visiting Vegas that eat that shit up. It's the reason Andrew Dice Clay was playing to an audience of 25 people.
Probably true. I saw Andrew Dice Clay play the smallest room in Vegas when his career was at it's low, and Jim Breuer is playing rooms that are 6X as large.
We all hate that family-friendly crap, but there are a million families visiting Vegas that eat that shit up. It's the reason Andrew Dice Clay was playing to an audience of 25 people.
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1 aprosbro 2017-09-19
They're lettings his shitty band play.
1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-19
Hopefully someone leaves the garage door open and sinks the ship.
1 Opie-Shit-Crazy 2017-09-19
If crowd is lucky he might do some of his bits from his "Family Warrior Tour" they should throw him overboard just for the name
1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-09-19
They should throw you over board for such a badly constructed 'sentence'.
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-19
Hey, hey now. They should throw both these faggots overboard.
1 Notmyfirstacc3 2017-09-19
Knowing the people who would attend the cruise I'm assuming they have enough cardio to through one over and I'm voting who I replied to.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-19
I hope everyone is tucked-up in bed before late, or this edgy mofo will sing a rock song to tell you off.
1 Vibber 2017-09-19
Jim "Jackpot" Breuer
1 ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-19
Praying for an iceberg.
1 zenicaone 2017-09-19
yeeeaaaaahhhhhh ... or whatevs cucksuckas
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-19
Didn't one of his sisters die and he had to take in kids or something?
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-19
He's supporting fozzy, that's a major get!
1 lemskroob 2017-09-19
Fozzy is halfway decent and plays at legit festivals as a supporting band
1 Mayonnaise_Monster 2017-09-19
You fucking idiot
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-19
Let’s hope for another Costa Concordia type of situation.
1 Toss__Pot 2017-09-19
Costa Concordia? that's an expensive plane or summet. tss
1 Brokenbatmancowl 2017-09-19
He won't list Half Baked in his bio. What a family friendly faggot.
1 lemskroob 2017-09-19
He does. You have to hit 'More'
1 Brokenbatmancowl 2017-09-19
Oh...I guess that makes me the faggot.
1 lemskroob 2017-09-19
you are, but not for this.
1 loscrenshaw 2017-09-19
why all the hate for Jim?
1 puppy_action_team 2017-09-19
His "heavy metal" album was probably the start.
1 loscrenshaw 2017-09-19
that warrants people to hate on him?
1 puppy_action_team 2017-09-19
I don't hate him at all. But people hate on everything here.
1 UpperclassmanKuno 2017-09-19
You guys don't want to go on a cruise with Rey Mysterio and Raven?
1 kingship75 2017-09-19
Raven tells some great stories, tbh.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-19
Chris Jericho is a huge douche. I saw his name, so I figured I'd drop in and remind people of this fact.
1 dwc151 2017-09-19
He's also one of the most successful wrestlers of all time, and a moderately successful rock star.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-19
Huh goat boy lordy lordy.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-19
gay
1 Dannyprecise 2017-09-19
That likes saying Walt White was the greatest meth cook of all time.
1 chris2webby 2017-09-19
his music is awful
1 dwc151 2017-09-19
I'm not a fan, but they are a mid tier rock band.
1 BlewRaja 2017-09-19
they're far below mid tier.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-09-19
met him when i was a kid and wanted him to sign something for me but all i had on me was a paper bag. i handed it to him and he scoffed at me and said "ugh,why would anyone want a signed paper bag." I DID ASSHOLE! i still have it though.
1 Sanderrankonk 2017-09-19
I'm with Chris on this one. Autographs are so mundane and childish. To want one on a paper bag is incomprehensible.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-09-19
I was like 11 dude. And it just so happens a paper bag looks great framed. So egg on your face!
1 rahtin 2017-09-19
My cousins grew up like rich kids. They always had the newest video games, they had a big house with a pool, every toy that had a cool commercial (two of every toy so they didn't have to fight over them), they went on multiple vacations every year to Disney and all over. I was always envious.
Then they showed me their autograph books. I've never been more underwhelmed by something in my life. They noticed I wasn't impressed so they tried to convince me that their books of scribbles were worth thousands of dollars.
Then we went into the rec room and played something very similar to Monster Rain.
1 Sanderrankonk 2017-09-19
I've met a few celebrities (as much as the average person living in a major city). I never once thought, in all my interactions, to ask them to write down their name on a piece of paper. Imagine being so small, you feel like you need verifiable evidence that you met somebody.
1 SpaceVC 2017-09-19
So he's an asshole for going through with signing your garbage? Fuck off.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-09-19
No he's an asshole for pointing out how stupid my dumb request was. Lick nuts and stroke it faggot
1 SpaceVC 2017-09-19
You should have placed it over your head and breathed in.
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-09-19
If it were a plastic bag that would have made sense stupid. That was a Good one tho tbh.
1 SpaceVC 2017-09-19
thanks babe
1 itrits 2017-09-19
Sounds like great heel work on his part.
1 do_you_vape_asshole 2017-09-19
the Lance storm podcast will be there. Holy fuck I hope he wears a Hawaiian shirt
1 doodoopeepees 2017-09-19
Is Sam gonna go? I'm sure they'll be in to promote. just imagine a Jim and Sam show live from the SS chokeslam.
1 Ichise-san 2017-09-19
he needed the money OHH
1 SirWallaceII 2017-09-19
I get it. We have to be negative douches all the time but Jim is still better off financially than 99 percent of this sub.
Im going to watch bro joe on the peoples court for the 34th time. Thank u have a nice day.
1 majestik6 2017-09-19
Probably true. I saw Andrew Dice Clay play the smallest room in Vegas when his career was at it's low, and Jim Breuer is playing rooms that are 6X as large.
https://www1.ticketmaster.com/jim-breuer-las-vegas-nevada-09-08-2017/event/170052C9C8E52142
We all hate that family-friendly crap, but there are a million families visiting Vegas that eat that shit up. It's the reason Andrew Dice Clay was playing to an audience of 25 people.
1 kingship75 2017-09-19
.......OHHHHHH!
1 CertifiedBA 2017-09-19
Saw Jim Breur a month ago in a place that could fit like 800 people, maybe a couple hundred there.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-19
What is it still list Opie Radio on his credits as current?
1 ItsScorchhhh 2017-09-19
Hopefully Stone Cold shows up and gives him a stunner off the poopdeck.
... My goal was to sound as offensively homosexual as Sam on that bomb, did it work?
1 kingship75 2017-09-19
Almost. I think "I hope the Rock shows up and Rock Bottoms him in his poop-deck" is closer to what you were going for, brothaman.
1 holodog 2017-09-19
Maybe he just wants to get away from his insufferable born-again Christian wife.
1 The_Sharpie_Is_Black 2017-09-19
and the first thing they link is that awful awful awful music of his
"Down goes garage door....... on go the headphones.......up goes the volume......"
BRILLIANT!
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-19
I always felt bad for Jim Breuer, because he seems like a really great guy, but basically a high-functioning retard.
1 majestik6 2017-09-19
Probably true. I saw Andrew Dice Clay play the smallest room in Vegas when his career was at it's low, and Jim Breuer is playing rooms that are 6X as large.
https://www1.ticketmaster.com/jim-breuer-las-vegas-nevada-09-08-2017/event/170052C9C8E52142
We all hate that family-friendly crap, but there are a million families visiting Vegas that eat that shit up. It's the reason Andrew Dice Clay was playing to an audience of 25 people.