Carl Ruiz's woman is a pleasant faced 5 and a half but she has giant, back pain inducing tits. No wonder the spic cook is drawn to Opie, he's clearly a tit man.

5  2017-09-18 by McGowan9

13 comments

1  Opprobriousness 2017-09-18

I won't lie, I'd like a few minutes alone with those funbags.

1  deanthecleanmachine 2017-09-18

it must suck knowig your pop up videos get less views than isis beheadings

1  rottenseed 2017-09-18

It most suck knowing people hope your pop-up shows end the same way as an ISIS beheading video

1  BrogueTrader40k 2017-09-18

Damn I bet she has some great fat titty nipples

1  LoloTheRogan 2017-09-18

Oh nothing better than a cute faced wop with obese mams......... She is a 9 in my book.

1  birdmanisreal 2017-09-18

She can cook you some great sketti meatball marinara too I bet. Carl did real well I'd say

1  majestik6 2017-09-18

Seriously! Ginormous boobs on a petite body, that's a keeper.

1  majestik6 2017-09-18

Further proof that being a celebrity gets you laid: https://scontent-lax3-2.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/21078553_10214284831740441_9047417919538651919_n.jpg?oh=95e78990438fea1cd2ddbb2196ab53c9&oe=5A543E57

1  strappingyoungladdie 2017-09-18

She is attractive. Way hotter than lauren

1  jfoughe 2017-09-18

25 minutes long. I mean, do people...do people actually watch this shit?

1  Ifuckmymomanddad 2017-09-18

What is it even? How is it a show? It's like an unedited vlog. Just someone pointing a phone at people and making people uncomfortable. If they all were normal people eating it would be some sort of minimal slow television thing. But it's just a fat titted retards with people he pays to hang out with.

1  aegrotatio 2017-09-18

It's fucking 2017. Stop using your 10-year-old Flip camera to record 360p videos, you fucking twat.

1  bulletnhead31 2017-09-18

Vic Henley looks like Stewart from mad tv