One thing that always bugged me about Louie CK even before his descent into ultra-faggotry
2 2017-09-18 by JoeCumiasCockBreath
Any time people would call in to the O&A show about problems with a marriage or relationship or whatever, he would automatically dismiss them if they didn't have kids.
He'd say "You don't have kids? Oh well then you're not really married, you just had a big party and annoyed all your friends for a weekend."
Just fucking insufferable levels of arrogance, thinking that just because he blew a wad up his cunt wife and a child came out, suddenly it was a real relationship and the stakes changed. He was full of shit anyway, saying he had to stay with his wife for the kids and fucking bailed a couple of years later anyway.
TL;DR Being married is a stupid idea and is no more or less important or stupid whether you have a kid or not. Louis CK is full of shit and always was.
Funny motherfucker though.
22 comments
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-18
Don't hate on us married straights because you enjoy balls bouncing off your chin.
1 ERcomedy 2017-09-18
I'm not sure you caught the crux of what I was getting at, sir.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
Fair comment but I feel like I was hating on Louie more than you.
You don't think his views on this are arrogant and stupid?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2017-09-18
He is definitely a pretentious asshole, but never give up hope. You and your boyfriend will have that ass baby if you keep trying. Chin up!
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
He prefers it with my chin down.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-18
If you try chin up with Lauren, your balls will be cut clean off.
1 aprosbro 2017-09-18
I agree if you dont have kids your marriage doesnt actually mean anything.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
It still doesn't mean anything if you do have kids though.
1 aprosbro 2017-09-18
Well you have these kids you now have to deal with as opposed to just a house full of shit that cant be emotionally damaged.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
But what about that means that being married is important?
Who gives a shit? If you get divorced it doesn't mean the little cunts will starve.
Being married is never important and having kids is for idiots who want their lives ruined.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-18
That's a fucking retarded point.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
Thanks for that in depth analysis, there Einstein.
Nothing more to be said then I guess, let's close down any discussion seeing as that thesis of yours has so many good arguments.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-18
Okay let me get it straight, your trying to claim that there is no difference in terms of difficulty and pain between getting divorced from someone you have no kids with and the same situation, plus kids? Nice observation, Einstein. That's where the comma should have went dipshit, not before "there".
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
Thanks for the grammar lesson. It's "you're" by the way.
No, I'm not talking at all about difficulty or pain. I'm talking about importance.
Let me make this abundantly clear (as I have already but so that you can understand):
Marriage with kids - not important. No one gives a SHIT about you, your wife, or your stupid fucking kid.
Marriage without kids - not important. No one gives a SHIT about you or your smelly, worthless spouse.
NEITHER are important.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-18
You got me, I fucked up there. So you're angry that people who get divorced are affected by it. Louis never said you should care, ya fucking psycho. I'm not married btw, not defending anything.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
You're not listening to anything, are you?
He was saying this shit before he was divorced!
He was being an arrogant cunt and dismissing childless couples with problems because they didn't have a kid like he did so their problems were so minuscule in comparison.
That is douchey and self-absorbed. End of.
The other stuff is me just trying to explain in a different way - no one in any scenario should be dismissing the problems of others based on their situation that is just oh so important, especially not just because they came in their wife when she forgot a pill.
Can you understand that?
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-18
Okay I understand what you're saying more now, by from what I recall the only reason he ever said that was as advice, not belittling peoples issues. He was basically admitting that without the kids he would have ditched his cunt wife sooner. Less dismissing of problems, more giving a perspective based on his own life.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
In some instances that was true but believe me he was a real douche to some of them.
I'll try to dig out the clips - I'm due a re-listen through his episodes anyway.
1 shimshammcgraw 2017-09-18
Fair enough man, i'd like to hear clips. I always thought he was either trying to be funny or genuinely helpful.
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-09-18
Tell that to a judge is you're a guy trying to keep some of your stuff.
Our dear Ant knows that all too well.
1 Historywhore69 2017-09-18
Let's face it; it's always the woman's fault. I have no idea if 'normal' couples do this, but whenever I would come home, my ex (who I lived with at the time) would show me something. He often used whatever he was showing me to make a shitty argument. I would point out the flaws in his arguments, and he would deny them by saying 'Those aren't flaws'.
He wasn't logical enough, and I looked at him as if he were a woman.
Perhaps I shouldn't joke that 'It's always the woman's fault,' because some of you dorks will take me seriously. Ultimately, though, I believe society enables women to be less emotional, and more logical. Then again, most of you men aren't much better at logic, either.
1 turnthemaround 2017-09-18
It's pretty true though. Legally, divorce is a lot easier if you don't have kids. To me, doing a traditional thing like marriage and no kids doesn't make much sense. I know there's tax benefits and stuff for certain situations, but c'mon.
1 Zombied77 2017-09-18
NIGGAS JIZZ JUST WEAK, NIGGA!
1 Muhhaughtmuh_Gondee 2017-09-18
You guys are really reaching here, when there's plenty of low hanging Louis fruit to snacky on. Just stick with he turned annoying SJW, he's bought into all his own hype from his shitty TV show lauded because he can't write a plot and uses Woody Allen music, and of course, the biggie, he locks Garfunkel, Oates, Jen Kirkman, Tig Notaro and Roseanne Barr into jackoff prisons.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-18
It still doesn't mean anything if you do have kids though.
1 9NepaliRed6 2017-09-18
Tell that to a judge is you're a guy trying to keep some of your stuff.
Our dear Ant knows that all too well.