Suicide is not an option. You resurrect and have to start over from zero again. And an additional shirtless Bert is added to the podcast for every episode you didn't complete.
I'd go to Joe first,eat all his speed. Then onto Berts drink all his beer.Then piss all over the seats in the cellar men's room keeping Sherrod employed.
29 comments
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Unless suicide is an option, Matarese. So at least my self esteem would sky rocket being around that pathetic piece of shit.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
Suicide is not an option. You resurrect and have to start over from zero again. And an additional shirtless Bert is added to the podcast for every episode you didn't complete.
1 Suibu 2017-09-17
I want to be locked in a small closet with 5 shirtless berts
1 Bams_seed 2017-09-17
Sherrod. We would drink hennessey while he fake laughed at my jokes and maybe i would straddle his stupid tongue
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
That tongue is so long and fat you'd make the sounds of a dying rhino.
1 fish_flower 2017-09-17
I don't think I know exactly who Joe Matarese is so I'll go with that one
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-17
I don't know who Bert is so that's why I am choosing him.
1 20-4-7HayTomBrown 2017-09-17
You're in for a pretty fucking bad surprise then
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-17
Sherrod. Since I can't understand his babbling anyway I can just tune it out like white noise (yes ironic name)
1 Tlk619 2017-09-17
Bert hands down
1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-17
Dr Steve and pray for death
1 Opprobriousness 2017-09-17
Bert. You can and are encouraged to drink during.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
Not during Sober Octobert.
1 rottenseed 2017-09-17
I'll start in November
1 Daddy_Donuts 2017-09-17
Bert because he'll bring the titos
1 Peckahnator 2017-09-17
Matarese, easy. He's just stupid and full of shit but at least he's not annoying. The other two would drive me to murder them in an hour.
1 ArchStanton2362 2017-09-17
Bert all day.
1 Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-17
Oh, Sherrod, easily. He's hilarious, low-key, and normal looking.
1 homelessfez 2017-09-17
sir I think you're lying
1 cabaretcabaret 2017-09-17
Joe materese, because no one would hear it.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-17
I'd go to Joe first,eat all his speed. Then onto Berts drink all his beer.Then piss all over the seats in the cellar men's room keeping Sherrod employed.
1 Joemomma101 2017-09-17
I'd go with Joe. He is dumb. The other two are more annoying. You can deal with a dumb guy easier than annoying people.
1 Ant_Sucks 2017-09-17
I'd pick Sherrod. At least I could tell him what I really think of him. (it would be rude, oh boy!)
1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-17
Materese. He would hate me after one but there would still be 49 more to go
1 Gilgores_Trout 2017-09-17
Joe Materese just so I could Porsalin's impression all day to him.
1 Chippah69 2017-09-17
Bert but I'll trash him and call him fat
1 TakesTheWrongSideGuy 2017-09-17
Bert is probably the most tolerable out of the bunch.
1 UhLookHereMan 2017-09-17
Truly a rouge's gallery
1 giantpish 2017-09-17
Bert. I love that "no shirt" bit he does.