The Opie Raqio Hindsight Report (10/10/16): Jim Florentine, Sherrod Small, Dennis Falcone, Tammy Pescatelli
58 2017-09-17 by bonniesretardsister
-Show opens with Alice Cooper's "No More Mister Nice Guy." Opie: "Yeah! No More Mister Nice Guy! That one is for Trump! The Trumpster! For the debate last night." Opie says if people love Trump they should hope he loses the election "because he'll stay around keeping people on their toes." He also said Trump had him "jumping up and pumping his fists" on some lines "Like I was watching, well I can't say the Jets because they suck. But my favorite team."
-Sherrod is 15 minutes late. He comes in during a discussion of the Trump/Billy Bush tape. "As soon as they put the microphone on me, I leave it on, go into the bathroom, and take a nice dump! And I start saying 'is that blood'?" Sherrod says he could never run for president. "I got too much dirty tapes out there! Yeah boy! I got some dirty beta max tapes! That top loader!" Nancy O'Dell is brought up, because there's rumors Trump bought her stuff trying to fuck her. Opie: "I never liked her. I always thought she had a tiny head."
-Sherrod: "Yo, my man Ken Bone! We gotta talk about Ken Bone! Ken Bone! He look like somebody blew air into a little kid." Opie decides to go with the musings of an actually funny comic and reads a bunch of Artie Lange tweets about the debate. Sherrod goes back to Ken Bone. "I think he should be the next Bachelor! Imagine him on there with that sweater! And you know it's full of stains!" Sherrod: "I wanna get a bunch of people together for Halloween and we can all go as Ken Bone! Then you can call us Ken Bone Thugs n Harmony!"
-Opie mocks Trump for sniffing during the debate. They then take phone calls. Some boring bitch who really likes Trump, then some wigger who calls in as a locker room talk expert and calls Trump "an extra special douche".
-Anderson Cooper's debate performance is talked about. Opie said he heard Cooper was going through a rough break up, so that's why he was heated with Trump. Sherrod: "Oh, he had some ding-a-ling on his mind?"
-Florentine stirs shit between Sherrod and Opie when Sherrod says he has to leave early to record Race Wars he asks "Is it still on this channel?" Sherrod says they just need to get their shows together and make their own podcast network. Opie: "That doesn't sound like a bad idea. I've got a short contract this time. I gotta shortie! I got a real shortie! I've only got a year to figure this whole thing out." Sherrod: "Let's just kill Don. I'll wait for Don outside the building." Opie: "Yeah, he blew everything up." Sherrod: "I'll bring some wolves from over the Brooklyn Bridge."
-They plug and Sherrod says "Black and White will be back on A&E in a couple of weeks." It wasn't. "And I've got an ESPN Radio sports show coming up. I want you to come on it. You too Jimmy. Flori Dorie!" It never happened. He plugs no stand up gigs.
-Sherrod: "A computer don't have no legs, but we still use it for porn."
-During a football discussion, Opie starts saying "My Bills" when talking about Buffalo. So that's three favorite teams in the same division. He says he kind of roots for the Dolphins as well (making it the entire AFC East) because Lynsi's dad likes them.
-Dennis Falcone comes in. He has a list of songs they should have used as bumper music during the debate. "The Bitch is Back", "Mean", "Shut Up Your Face", "Fight For Your Right To Party", "Bad Blood", "Rude Boy", "Insane in the Brain", "She Drives Me Crazy". Opie shits all over him and tells him to stop. He points out that Denny had two Elton John songs on it. Opie: "You like Elton John, huh? I guess because you share his lifestyle." Denny ignores him and keeps reading his list. Opie: "Oh, you're still going? He's ignoring me. I should poke him with a stick to see if he feels it." Denny continues reading. Dennis says he likes Trump and gave Donald Jr. his business card and asked to play a party after he wins. Opie: "He's not gonna call you. Your small head would be a distraction for everybody." Dennis: "No, because I'd be in a tuxedo." Sherrod: "You should just put a fuckin' Deadmau5 helmet on!" Opie tries to say Dennis must "support sexual assault" if he likes Trump. Florentine steps in and shuts Opie up. Opie plays "Hit the Road Jack" and tells Dennis to leave.
-Tammy Pescatelli joins the show. Opie asks if women do locker room talk. Sherrod jumps in: "If you got a small dick they call you out. I heard them talking about small dicks. When I was 8 years old I'd see them and just start laughing." Tammy says only men are looking at each other in the locker room. Sherrod leaves. Opie plugs his Twitter. "I'm trying to get 10 new followers a day. I need to build up those numbahz."
-Eddie Trunk comes in. Opie tries to make it sound like he came in to see Florentine, Trunk says "Kenny insisted I come in, I had no idea Jim was here. I didn't even know you were on at this time until he told me."
-The show becomes tolerable when Florentine, Trunk and Pescatelli take it over and overtalk Opie since they're not mentally retarded.
17 comments
1 Randal_X 2017-09-17
Your vocation to notation is humbling and patient. All salutations, inc. carers patience, to your distraught penny tastings.
1 Christopher_Barton 2017-09-17
I didn't know you were covering the Opie & Jim stuff. Mike Rowe should dedicate an episode to you.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Not the Jim episodes. People heard those. I don't know if anybody was listening to the solo shows. Like I was shocked when he was talking about eating edibles. Nobody mentioned that when he said it. But the "baby hit" line from O&J has commonly referred to. Neither was Sherrod suggesting they should kill Don Wickland here.
1 OPP_Yeah_You_Know_Me 2017-09-17
I actually kinda miss the Opie show and how terrible it was. It gave me something to really laugh at (not with) if I were bored at work in the afternoon and there wasn't really anything else in the remnants of the O&A world worth listening to.
1 FatassTitePants 2017-09-17
Opie doesn't understand how people interact with each other. He likes the Dolphins because his father-in-law does? It's way more fun to support a rival team and then you can bust on each other.
1 wavyDK 2017-09-17
How do you whiff on a Ken Bone line.
1 dmix 2017-09-17
I hate how hard Sherrod tries to be the cool black guy and still comes off like a lame in a room with 3 white dorks.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
He went on Breakfast Club and they thought he was lame. So he went back to Opie.
1 Jarvismcjigglesteins 2017-09-17
You've got a whole lifetime to figure it out, titty bum.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2017-09-17
Theres nothing... no crime or immoral act that you could have done to warrant such self torture.
Youre free now... you can rest, beautiful man. You no longer have to expiate your sins by diving into the abyssal realm of soullessness, wrenching the unholy forms that mans lowest acts have birthed to be dissolved in the light of life.
Rest... you beautiful man... youve earned peace
1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-09-17
Your autism is astounding sir
1 packitchofsositch 2017-09-17
These are the types of things he honestly thinks of as "really, really good ones". When people point out he doesn't even make attempts at jokes, it's not true, at least not in his mind.
One or both of those was probably to him the equivalent of 'purple suit and a gigantic coffin', 'Back-alley Tunisian Knife Fighter' and the like. "I'm Chris Rock's cousin, plus I say nigga around white folks all the time, of course I'm hilarious, dawg!"
1 Lish_fips89 2017-09-17
I think we've reached peak hindsight.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
We have 8 more months brotherman.
1 butts_mckinley 2017-09-17
People that really like Trump tend to be boring bitches
1 racemic_mixture 2017-09-17
Chip Sherroderson.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Chocolate Chip.
1 KangolVos 2017-09-17
This is mindboggling.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
We have 8 more months brotherman.