Opie needs a bra.

Bro

Shut the fuck up

That's your response 90% of the time. You have a "works at Panda Express" vibe about you.

Shut the fuck up

The white hot rage that overcomes me when I read comments other subs is ridiculously embarrassing.

This week I learned that there is absolutely no way that Joe is a pedo.

the snn is homo shit and stinks is the steve from bayshore of this sub weaseling his way in making it about him.

You're the Opie of this sub.

Face.

Everyone will turn on him in a few weeks anyway. This sub eats their own.

It's already begun.

I eat my own cum

But the sub already turned on me years ago

Dude ain't hurting nobody bro, just doing his thing

I used to be like you but then I changed. Stinks is a name you can trust in broadcasting

SNN: news you can trust

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So I started a new job a few months ago and ironically did the "language!" bit whenever a coworker used a swear word or clean euphemism and now they all think I'm sincerely offended by swear words and phrases like "shoot!" Or "jiminy Christmas!"

This week a 60 year old lady I work with said to me "oh I could teach you a lot worse than that" and I really wanted to die.

What did i do, /r/opieandanthony?

Slap her on the bippy?

Bring some pie to work, leave it on the break room table, put a sign up behind it that says "Whites Only". Bring a second plate of Melon or Chicken labeled "coloreds" .. That'll really throw them for a loop

No I mean going forward.

Genuine belly laugh. I'm a faggot.

Fuck her. 60 ain't nothing

Age ain't nuttin but a number chippah

Reading this made my stomach hurt. I dread the day when I have to get a civilian job and work with a bunch of old cunts and squares.

I work primarily in an office full of women. They think that this place is "whacky" because they occasionally drink wine on Friday nights, say saucy things, or talk about Johnny Depp being hot. The other day, they said "I bet you go home and tell your wife about all of the crazy women here." First of all, I post here, so "wife" is off the table. Second of all, it's not crazy here. It's a lot of paperwork, phone calls, and staring at monitors. It's fine.

Don't tell your office wife about your online jiggerypokery!

Oh shit! Who doesn't quarrell with their work wife, eh gang? Wouldn't mind founding out her girl crush though LOL!

Rock that fucking bitch in her wrinkly old face

I used to make that joke with my ex and she never once got it. She'd be like "...what? I said 'heck', how is that bad?" Fucking cunt.

I hope she's dissolving in your tub as I type this.

Making a joke in front of a female coworker is an excellent way to get fired. One of my coworkers found this out the hard way.

So I started a new job a few months ago and ironically did the "language!" bit whenever a coworker used a swear word or clean euphemism

I did the exact same thing when I started a new job. Now a year later 3 or 4 people will say "language!" when somebody swears. It's infecting the office slowly

"Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world" - Mel Gibson

Ive always suspected as much

The NFL has too many gay rules now

Which one of you fuckers posted this clip here? The Joe Rogan Sourdough Boys clip

Can't stop laughing at it. Joe Rogen is such a wondrous clown

And this PM I got when I called someone's mom here a cunt always cracks me up

You guys are hilarious

The PMs that get sent because of hurt feelings here are very cumia-esque sometimes. Last week one of you fags kept PMing me updates that his comments were beating my comments in upvotes. Nothing says self-confident badass like being the only party invested in an online internet feud.

This is why I don't read pms

Please out this faggot.

I will pretend not to be home when packages arrive. It means I have to go down to the depot. The 40 year old receptionist has massive sunspot covered tits and wears a low cut blouse. When she hands me the ipad to sign I get an awesome view. LPT for sad men.

Rape her

Neither Ant or Joe have son's to carry on the Cumia name.

GrizX is a nigger who deleted negative comments about him and left like a coward after being caught. Then he ratted out stinks on the AA show like a snitch.

Excuse my harsh language, but this guy's a REAL JERK

Yesterday morning I took, what can only be described as the perfect shit. It was probably 8 inches/20 cm long, was the shape of a large overripe banana and required little to no wipes. In fact, the one and only wipe taken, the toilet paper came back clean.

It was a perfect storm, if you will. A few days with no booze. A diet made up mostly of whole grains, chicken, rice and legumes (which add bulk to faecal matter.) And plenty of water. My colon felt empty after it.

Stay hydrated, team. And eat right. Then you can birth a shit like this one. I highly recommend it. I foolishly flushed "Nessie" before I had the chance but next time, will send you a picture.

(Scroll to the bottom to see me giving a silly goose the business)[https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/6ld7vg?sort=top]

Scroll down to the bottom to see me giving some silly goose 'the business'

Going to the kickoff for Lil Jimmy's new tour tomorrow night.

>tfw ticket prices are less expensive in Seattle than Indianapolis

Rape her