wouldn't it be hilarious if by 2019 Opie and Anthony end up back together and all these guys that used to be regulars like Louis CK, Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer all end up back to promote stuff. Almost like the end of seinfeld
How hard is it not to cheat, really? I mean if it's something you genuinely don't want to do. If you truly want to be a faithful and loyal husband, you wouldn't put yourself in the position to cheat.
Stop pretending you're making mistakes or struggling with a problem. You just want to fuck more than one woman but you're too much of a pussy to be honest and say you want an open relationship.
niggers brains can't comprehend that some stuff is just universally considered bad.
its why they don't understand why looting is bad or why they shouldn't attack cops. To niggers we have laws aganist rape in this country because we hate niggers, not because people hate rape.
To niggers the only reason we have laws is because we want to keep negroes down. While to most normal people we have stuff like laws and morals because its what helps society be good.
Same thing with cheating, white men are the only people that give a shit. women will cheat if they can be convinced which is absurdly easy because women are fucking stupid. They legitimately think clubs are for dancing not a place people go to find someone to fuck.
women will hate you if they found out you did cheat, but that won't stop them from fucking you anyway. overall loyalty is just a sham. if you want loyalty get a pet.
the main point of that comment was that only idiots like white men think cheating is a big deal, women pretend to but will forgive and forget pretty quickly, does that sound like a joe comment? wipe that cocoa butter from your eyes and reread my comment dumbass
Lol if you dont think black women wouldnt tear a black guys ass up for cheating.
Black women and ant have one thing in common. They both love to shit on male nigs
My black coworker cheated on his black gf and she took him back almost immediately. The only revenge she took wqs baking him brownies with tons of cayanne pepper and hot sauce in them
Somebody as rich as Kevin could hire team of personal pussy swatters if he was serious about not cheating. If you have the resources to fuck lots of groupies, you also have the resources not to fuck them. If you don't want to of course.
God damn I wish Patrice was still around to see this unfold. Kevin using all of the elaborate language to dance around what he really did and spin it into some faux self-help diatribe. No comedian should allow himself to act like this, way too phony.
If he had a Disney film in the works, he might have lost out on a nice payday. I personally dont care if he is a cheater or not. Never gave much thought if he was out whoring. Sucks for his kid though.
Im sure this will be the whole " We are going into family counseling" damage control.
"Hey I never said I was perfect". Does that mean it's her fault? lol. At least you know it's honest when you don't apologize to the person you hurt but to complete strangers to get attention and support.
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1 PhilipMarma 2017-09-17
What's the deal? Is he getting blackmailed?
1 John_Gulbunny 2017-09-17
Sounds like it
1 MarkNormand 2017-09-17
tss tss yea and Bill Burrs getting whitemailed or sumptin ttsss
1 sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-17
Normand, yore good
1 lemonmattress 2017-09-17
yo, that was some funny shiet
1 Joemomma101 2017-09-17
Tsss let me try. Bobby Lee what is he getting yellowmailed or sumptin tsss. I can do this all day.
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-17
more like black femaled sock cucka
1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-09-17
Someone is shopping a sex tape around. They filmed him at a party.
1 rahtin 2017-09-17
Considering he's 5'2" with a foot long sauseech, I'm sure he won't be too upset.
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-17
wouldn't it be hilarious if by 2019 Opie and Anthony end up back together and all these guys that used to be regulars like Louis CK, Kevin Hart, Amy Schumer all end up back to promote stuff. Almost like the end of seinfeld
1 includeemgd 2017-09-17
No
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
How hard is it not to cheat, really? I mean if it's something you genuinely don't want to do. If you truly want to be a faithful and loyal husband, you wouldn't put yourself in the position to cheat.
Stop pretending you're making mistakes or struggling with a problem. You just want to fuck more than one woman but you're too much of a pussy to be honest and say you want an open relationship.
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-17
niggers brains can't comprehend that some stuff is just universally considered bad.
its why they don't understand why looting is bad or why they shouldn't attack cops. To niggers we have laws aganist rape in this country because we hate niggers, not because people hate rape.
To niggers the only reason we have laws is because we want to keep negroes down. While to most normal people we have stuff like laws and morals because its what helps society be good.
Same thing with cheating, white men are the only people that give a shit. women will cheat if they can be convinced which is absurdly easy because women are fucking stupid. They legitimately think clubs are for dancing not a place people go to find someone to fuck.
women will hate you if they found out you did cheat, but that won't stop them from fucking you anyway. overall loyalty is just a sham. if you want loyalty get a pet.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
Shouldn't you be telling people you're not a pedophile?
1 SWIMsfriend 2017-09-17
the main point of that comment was that only idiots like white men think cheating is a big deal, women pretend to but will forgive and forget pretty quickly, does that sound like a joe comment? wipe that cocoa butter from your eyes and reread my comment dumbass
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
You're not fooling anyone, Joe.
1 Boredghost77 2017-09-17
Lol if you dont think black women wouldnt tear a black guys ass up for cheating. Black women and ant have one thing in common. They both love to shit on male nigs
1 CIAshill18081990 2017-09-17
My black coworker cheated on his black gf and she took him back almost immediately. The only revenge she took wqs baking him brownies with tons of cayanne pepper and hot sauce in them
1 INeedToHearABam 2017-09-17
Hahahaha, that does not sound appetizing at all!
1 Dassadassabesdoe 2017-09-17
What are you buy with your winnings from small claims court?
1 TJMaxxGurl 2017-09-17
There's no humor in that, at all. Just hate
1 homelessfez 2017-09-17
wassup babe u wanna get zooted n suck my pecka??
1 TJMaxxGurl 2017-09-17
You know it's only rub-and-tug. It's always been run-and-tug
1 homelessfez 2017-09-17
aw babe you keep on with that talk and there's gonna be a bunch of cream cheese in my underpants n shiznit
1 DrewskiThaHero 2017-09-17
That's the bit!
1 BishopKane 2017-09-17
I'm glad you shared that with us, you fucking retard.
1 rahtin 2017-09-17
Even still, I don't know how it got over 30 downvotes on this sub. I think we got brigaded.
1 ppeachy 2017-09-17
Muh dik
1 Boredghost77 2017-09-17
Oh come on. Easy to say till you are rich and famous. I bet trump was right. They just come up to you.....
1 xyniphis 2017-09-17
Kevin Hart has been a pussy hound since day one, being rich and famous just makes it easier for him.
1 Edsheeranz 2017-09-17
Also according to Patrice Kevin has a huge dick. Patrice talked about it on that ep where they talk about him catching Patrice jerking it kevins house
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Short black guys have peckahs bigger than Joe Rogan.
1 holodog 2017-09-17
There's gotta be an extra level of temptation when you're like 4'11 and probably ignored by women before cashing in.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Big Jay told stories about Kevin needing sex every day on the road where if he couldn't find a groupie he had to get a hooker after the show.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
Somebody as rich as Kevin could hire team of personal pussy swatters if he was serious about not cheating. If you have the resources to fuck lots of groupies, you also have the resources not to fuck them. If you don't want to of course.
1 Superbad415 2017-09-17
You're making a stupid argument I think.
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-17
I'm just saying, cheaters only cheat because they want to.
if you have a sex addiction, go to counseling.
1 TehSamurai01 2017-09-17
Kevin must be a huge fan of alimony, apparently.
1 EstherWho 2017-09-17
Didnt he get married like last month?
1 JMueller2012 2017-09-17
They fornicate like rabbits
1 Horst-Wessel-Lied 2017-09-17
Yeah its a rough one i can't say anything i have done same with girlfriends. I know what its like -- Jim Norton 9/18/17
1 Robert_Spiff_Kelly 2017-09-17
I've known Kevin for long time have met his wife she is very nice i just hope they can work it out - Jim Norton 9/18/17
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Is it cheating if the person you cheated with doesn't have a vagina?
1 Pogo--The-Clown 2017-09-17
Think that falls under "Only if you push back" rule
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-09-17
My mother used to say they're very fertile people, chippah
1 Xx9mmParabellumxX 2017-09-17
The dumbest and most violent among us reproduce the most often. This is why civilization is doomed.
1 bal0rd 2017-09-17
HOES OVUH DERE I CAYN REZIS NIGGA LOOKA DAT ASS!
1 liljoeyk 2017-09-17
I saw this coming. Whoo Kid always posts video of Kevin at his crazy ass ho parties. Mayter of time somebody got they dick wet tho
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-17
Shocker.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2017-09-17
Oh, that's strange. They're not typically known for that, are they?
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-17
Actually that's kind of a trope for black men.
1 BabyJamesGomez 2017-09-17
You should murder yourself for saying "trope".
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-17
I'm already drinking myself to death
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-17
Godspeed
1 LCFlowers 2017-09-17
Oh yeah? You are!
1 Superbad415 2017-09-17
men*
1 Skip4play 2017-09-17
He is just sorry because he got caught.
1 Ichise-san 2017-09-17
id like to interrupt this boring baloney with a fun fact, bill burr and gregg "spuds" hughes both have children that arent theirs.
1 1073WAAF 2017-09-17
TNB
1 zenicaone 2017-09-17
Kevin Hart on Cheating in 2014
1 Throwaway98709860 2017-09-17
The black guy on people's court would never do this
1 tw-means-teen-wolf 2017-09-17
He's a saint.
1 LarryKleist711 2017-09-17
on ert...
1 jtormeyx 2017-09-17
Douglas. He once had a tryout with the New England Patriots. Defensive back, I believe.
1 PolarDonkey 2017-09-17
More like Kevin No Heart fuk yeah
1 LamarThePotato 2017-09-17
nigs gotta nig
1 boring_oneliner 2017-09-17
The most important thing is that he forgave himself.
1 Guinness525 2017-09-17
Yes. It took a lot of guts.
1 Chippah69 2017-09-17
My baby did nuffin to nobody
1 crookedmile 2017-09-17
Thats truth fam.
1 jtormeyx 2017-09-17
*trueff
1 ReDMeridiaN 2017-09-17
"I'd like to apaologize to my wife Nancy..."
1 hSUitMSi 2017-09-17
Nick Dapaologize
1 prdctplcmnt 2017-09-17
Ahh, the good ol' days
1 mrB2920 2017-09-17
Every guy needs some strange, should be allowed in marriage.
1 SNAPINTOASLIMJIMOHYE 2017-09-17
Don't you hate people who say this shit?
1 jtormeyx 2017-09-17
Or "only God can judge me".
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-09-17
Tupac said it in a wrap lyric, he ded now. Anyone else who says it is a stupid hack.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
The worst is when white people get it tattooed.
1 kingclipontie 2017-09-17
tss wrap lyric, what's it a song about presents?
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-09-17
shit, I deserve a chippin' after a dumb ass typo like that. autocorrect on my phone I guess.
1 tippydiver 2017-09-17
God damn I wish Patrice was still around to see this unfold. Kevin using all of the elaborate language to dance around what he really did and spin it into some faux self-help diatribe. No comedian should allow himself to act like this, way too phony.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-17
Acting like he needs to issue an apology as if he was a pro athlete. The tells dick jokes for a living.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
He's doing family movies now though.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-17
If he had a Disney film in the works, he might have lost out on a nice payday. I personally dont care if he is a cheater or not. Never gave much thought if he was out whoring. Sucks for his kid though.
Im sure this will be the whole " We are going into family counseling" damage control.
Didnt he like JUST get married last year?
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
His wife being pregnant is the main thing.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-17
His bank account is flashing before his eyes.
1 Billyassman 2017-09-17
Kevin did not follow the Patrice side piece 101 instructions. Now he'll pay and learn the hard way.
1 hSUitMSi 2017-09-17
hes thrilled to be making this 'announcement'. pleased that people are paying attention to him for something important
1 NickDutchNinja 2017-09-17
I had to press play and hear his voice before I knew which famous black man this is. Does that make me a racist?
1 sickfuckinpuppies 2017-09-17
Makes you a retard
1 MoeGreenVegas 2017-09-17
He got Oprah on speed dial.
1 J2daEWW 2017-09-17
He should take the girl to people's court
1 rahtin 2017-09-17
Extortion is a real crime. She's going to big girl jail.
1 dakkar1 2017-09-17
typical
1 jtormeyx 2017-09-17
First Usher with the herpes, now Kevin Hart. What will Oprah and Ellen do now? Can they have them back on their shows?
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-09-17
This is his funniest set ever.
1 Syphillisdiller1 2017-09-17
Wait...white people don't cheat now?
1 Dennyislife 2017-09-17
Nah we come up with shit like open relationship or relationship fluid.
1 Boredghost77 2017-09-17
Kevin has to be more like DiCaprio. Will be a Certified bachelor pumping and dumping models till he is in the grave
1 Billyassman 2017-09-17
Actually, Black woman wins Lottery.
1 TheCinnamons 2017-09-17
blackwivesmatter
1 iSOBigD 2017-09-17
"Hey I never said I was perfect". Does that mean it's her fault? lol. At least you know it's honest when you don't apologize to the person you hurt but to complete strangers to get attention and support.
1 rottenseed 2017-09-17
A man is only as faithful as his options. He just finally got caught. Occupational hazard. hope he doesn't get taken to the cleaners.
1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-17
http://www.tmz.com/2017/09/17/kevin-hart-sex-tape-video-extortion-woman-cheating/
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-09-17
Tupac said it in a wrap lyric, he ded now. Anyone else who says it is a stupid hack.
1 Edsheeranz 2017-09-17
Also according to Patrice Kevin has a huge dick. Patrice talked about it on that ep where they talk about him catching Patrice jerking it kevins house
1 holodog 2017-09-17
There's gotta be an extra level of temptation when you're like 4'11 and probably ignored by women before cashing in.
1 bonniesretardsister 2017-09-17
Big Jay told stories about Kevin needing sex every day on the road where if he couldn't find a groupie he had to get a hooker after the show.
1 Pogo--The-Clown 2017-09-17
Think that falls under "Only if you push back" rule
1 rahtin 2017-09-17
Considering he's 5'2" with a foot long sauseech, I'm sure he won't be too upset.
1 rahtin 2017-09-17
Even still, I don't know how it got over 30 downvotes on this sub. I think we got brigaded.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2017-09-17
Godspeed
1 DerpalSherpa 2017-09-17
shit, I deserve a chippin' after a dumb ass typo like that. autocorrect on my phone I guess.