On his podcast Joe recently claimed that in a fight with 10 kids he would "kick the first kid a coma [to send a message to the other kids not to fuck with him]" He actually thinks about this.
I'm not sure, but one way to put this to rest is to ask Rich Vos, who will be at the Syracuse Funny Bone, Thursday, September 21, 8:00pm – Sunday, September 24, 7:30pm.
From a genetics standpoint he had a better chance of fathering a retarded daughter when he was in his late 40's than he would have if he had knocked a chick up in his 20's or 30's.
Add to that the fact that he rarely if ever talked about her on the air the way he did his son and it leads to the conclusion that perhaps there is something a bit off with her. Plus it would just be funny as shit if he did have a retarded daughter.
Pendulum will swing at the center of attention
Just another day another condescension
Mock you, Shock you
Gonna Lock you down.
Pendulum will shift with a little bit of pressure
Move too slow and the pendulum will get you.
Show you, mow you, gonna throw you around.
You did the crime, but not the time
Now you gotta pay
for what you done You better run
I've had all I can take
of all your screaming in my ear
My back is gonna break
if you push me one more time.
My hearts getting heavy,
My bloods getting cold
You changed me into something
that I just cant control.
If you see me coming
Best get out of my way,
Cause the pendulum is swinging back the other way
39 comments
1 Whimling 2017-09-16
Wonder what his record is
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-16
37-1
Years in radio - times fired by sirius
1 MagneticJohnson 2017-09-16
So if triple G loses to Canelo tonight, he will have the same record as Gregg "Opie" Hughes.
1 PennTheTrashman 2017-09-16
you ever play Punch Out and see that Glass Joe was 99-1?
1 Nulltor 2017-09-16
I'm a big fan of your work Mr Fag.
1 GangstaFag 2017-09-16
Thanks dad
1 Nulltor 2017-09-16
Im sorry I did all that stuff to you that turned you into a homo. I was drinking a lot of coffee at the time and was super bored.
1 Trevelbond 2017-09-16
Legendary.
1 Single_Action_Army 2017-09-16
Do subnautical fights count?
1 TungstenShit 2017-09-16
Yes they do. And apparently they're worth a million dry land fights.
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-16
Opie has kids?
1 TheAmazingAsshole2 2017-09-16
His wife's kids
1 I_Hate_Knickers_Deux 2017-09-16
Oh, you mean WH and BJ.
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-09-16
Shuuure
1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2017-09-16
Fights against gravity every time he gets up
1 DirtyCrappedBriefs 2017-09-16
A million fights against gravity
1 bal0rd 2017-09-16
Joe Rogan has been in a million fights with kids
1 rahtin 2017-09-16
Rogan claims he hasn't been in a street fight since he was a teenager.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-16
How is that hard to believe?
1 rahtin 2017-09-16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C7vP061iqs
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-09-16
On his podcast Joe recently claimed that in a fight with 10 kids he would "kick the first kid a coma [to send a message to the other kids not to fuck with him]" He actually thinks about this.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2017-09-16
people keep going on about a retarded daughter. Any truth to that or is this just shit reddit says?
1 Dagidugidai 2017-09-16
Yeah, I'm really curious about this too.
1 joomommyhappy 2017-09-16
I'm not sure, but one way to put this to rest is to ask Rich Vos, who will be at the Syracuse Funny Bone, Thursday, September 21, 8:00pm – Sunday, September 24, 7:30pm.
1 postope 2017-09-16
huzzah!
1 DaveNone 2017-09-16
From a genetics standpoint he had a better chance of fathering a retarded daughter when he was in his late 40's than he would have if he had knocked a chick up in his 20's or 30's.
Add to that the fact that he rarely if ever talked about her on the air the way he did his son and it leads to the conclusion that perhaps there is something a bit off with her. Plus it would just be funny as shit if he did have a retarded daughter.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-16
His ability to keep such details under wraps this long concerns me if we will get many details on the divorce.
1 JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-16
I don't even think it's that complicated.
Opie is legitimately mentally handicapped. He's just passed on his genes and now Opetta is intellectually subnormal as a result.
On the plus side she'll have a great rack before long.
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-09-16
Someone said that they spotted a little girl with Tits at a park. Apparently she looked like she kept water in her head.
1 Hamburger212 2017-09-16
remember that "fight" he was in with the guys selling 9/11 trinkets down by Ground Zero?
1 hoohootellemkeith 2017-09-16
He drowned the guy in the fountain of the south tower footprint. Everyone applauded ta be perficly honest wit ya.
1 senselessdegenerate 2017-09-16
That's what fackin happens wen you go fuckin wit the the Opster
1 Leetmcfeet 2017-09-16
Opies likely been in as many fights as anyone in this thread, none none and none
1 bamrightinthecoota 2017-09-16
All those fights and he was still too pussy to knockout the bouncer and wrestle Howard down to the ground
1 Showerbeersx 2017-09-16
tuff guy
1 sanhozay1 2017-09-16
Knocked out by black guy + fought underwater + slammed taxi door on guy who stole taxi from his chick = millions
1 aPersonStranded 2017-09-16
Pendulum will swing at the center of attention Just another day another condescension Mock you, Shock you Gonna Lock you down.
Pendulum will shift with a little bit of pressure Move too slow and the pendulum will get you. Show you, mow you, gonna throw you around.
You did the crime, but not the time Now you gotta pay for what you done You better run I've had all I can take of all your screaming in my ear My back is gonna break if you push me one more time.
My hearts getting heavy, My bloods getting cold You changed me into something that I just cant control. If you see me coming Best get out of my way, Cause the pendulum is swinging back the other way
1 cosko 2017-09-16
dvv dvv
1 RichHeads 2017-09-16
It's true but he meant passive-aggressive fights.
1 wicked_crayfish 2017-09-16
By fights he means cup sizes am I right fellas? He has hooters.
1 DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-16
37-1
Years in radio - times fired by sirius
1 PennTheTrashman 2017-09-16
you ever play Punch Out and see that Glass Joe was 99-1?