Norton makes a joke about Progeria kids on To Catch a Predator, then Opie repeats his line but reverses the context which makes absolutely no sense. @ 53:47

39  2017-09-16 by camaro69

33 comments

he literally doesn't have a sense of humor. he doesn't get any jokes or understand why they're funny. it's like he's mimicking funny, like an alien trying to disguise itself as a human. i was listening to a compilation of bombs, and you hear him fake laugh before the silence kicks in after at least half of them. he can't differentiate what is and isn't funny. he's just going through the motions.

on a side note, the only time you'll hear opie's real genuine laugh, which sounds nothing like his fake one, is when they're being cruel to a shitty guest or staff member, which says a lot about him as a person.

His maniacal laugh right after the cakestomp was sociopathic and honestly disturbing. Both Ant and Jim's initial reactions were shock and embarrassment until the Greggshells kicked in.

What about when he had somebody remove Stalker Patti's wig? Everyone in studio besides him tapped out earlier but he pushed the issue. Dude is a psychopath.

ya wanna play!!!??????

My roommate is like this. I want to drown her in the toilet.

lol bitch motherfucker has a bitch for a roomate lol

Listen honey, we work opposite schedules so it's like I live alone or in a timeshare which is really neat. Also I'm a bouncer at a formerly prestigious go-go bar and get to bang all the 3's 4's and 5's I want.

I'm sorry for my rude comment

Well okay then.

U live with a woman you don't fuck?

Well, that's about the dumbest thing I have ever heard of.

he didnt say he wasnt raping her did he?

You just keep slipping her roofies whenever she gets drunk. She'll get into the habit of it, put her around the house in weird positions, disrupt her clothing, but don't do anything sexual to her until she's in the habit of it.

That's brilliantly evil.

yes, but she wasn't getting paid millions of dollars for her awful humor

Similar to Sam's laugh

Couldn't crack a smile in a room full of comedians smashing each other. As soon as a retard was abused you would hear that cackle

Thays because people like them abuse the weak because it makes them feel powerful.

Opie is only funny when there's racism or when someone is being humiliated.

When Patrice went on his rants about Asians, Opie was actually aware of what was going on and could participate.

This is what they call a microcosm. Good find!

Anyone have the time where he does this with Louie CK and you can just hear Anthony in the background saying shit like, "yeah... that's the whole point of his joke.."

Not what you asked for but someone posted this a few days ago and really drives the point home, it's incredible because O&A had not talked to each other off air for years at this point lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBnGs7-C8fM

Oh my god. What a narcissist. He's not listening to anyone but himself

Nonononono I cant watch this again. It hurts too much

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Lol a few minutes later Anthony in his keen political wisdom starts bragging about North Korea will never have functional inter-continental missiles.

Yeah, where would they ever get a decades old technology? And how could any of their citizens who leave tue country for education possibly learn how to do it?

Hot take.

oof

Its like they want to keep working for Opie or something

stop with the fake accounts tits

He just completely ruined Jim's joke. If someone like bobo or Lady Di did this they would have torn them apart.

ok

you host a show and get more listeners

Hi Opie

Opie hosted his own show and no one gave a care.