Read the local newspaper, scanning for the latest black crime statistics. Blame blacks and liberals for his shortcomings.
Forget that he has to pick-up his kid after school because he's a bad dad.
5pm: Think about starting a Twisted Sister cover band.
6pm: Share a few laughs with comedy giants Fred Brooklyn, No Filter Paul and Bob Levy about how the sub has had no effect on anyone's life.
By 7pm: call up Anthony, hoping not to ruin his fancy date with the latest sexy transsexual. Beg for 10 dollars to buy some noodles and grape soda.
When 10pm comes, hop onto reddit and scope out what the "Redditards" are chatting about. Maybe create some alt-accounts to fight with people, despite never once changing his grammar or syntax. When finished with that, turn on Fox News and see if Trump has kicked all the niggers out yet. No dice.
Around 11pm, he's tweeting about Trump and liberals, while thinking about his favorite flavor of child spit. Today, he's thinking "fat Samoan" might be a nice choice.
At midnight, his better half goes to bed. Joe goes to join her, but he ends up staying up until 3am, kicking, tossing and turning, crying about liberals, blacks and what the terrorists on reddit are up to.
Finally, after 2+ hours of trying to fall asleep - and failing miserably - he hops onto twitter to rant about blacks, liberals and the bolsheviks, followed by some foaming at the mouth from looking at more reddit threads. All this mouth-foaming has made him thirsty, so he finally falls asleep at around 6:30am, where he dreams about youngsters drooling into his mouth for a few hours, while he lays on green, comfy grass.
Saliva is very important for the prevention of tooth decay. Guess we shouldn't have been so quick to judge Joe for having white neighborhood children spit in his mouth several times per day while he masturbated.
2 comments
1 3stepsbackward 2017-09-15
Wake up at 2pm because he has no job.
Read the local newspaper, scanning for the latest black crime statistics. Blame blacks and liberals for his shortcomings.
Forget that he has to pick-up his kid after school because he's a bad dad.
5pm: Think about starting a Twisted Sister cover band.
6pm: Share a few laughs with comedy giants Fred Brooklyn, No Filter Paul and Bob Levy about how the sub has had no effect on anyone's life.
By 7pm: call up Anthony, hoping not to ruin his fancy date with the latest sexy transsexual. Beg for 10 dollars to buy some noodles and grape soda.
When 10pm comes, hop onto reddit and scope out what the "Redditards" are chatting about. Maybe create some alt-accounts to fight with people, despite never once changing his grammar or syntax. When finished with that, turn on Fox News and see if Trump has kicked all the niggers out yet. No dice.
Around 11pm, he's tweeting about Trump and liberals, while thinking about his favorite flavor of child spit. Today, he's thinking "fat Samoan" might be a nice choice.
At midnight, his better half goes to bed. Joe goes to join her, but he ends up staying up until 3am, kicking, tossing and turning, crying about liberals, blacks and what the terrorists on reddit are up to.
Finally, after 2+ hours of trying to fall asleep - and failing miserably - he hops onto twitter to rant about blacks, liberals and the bolsheviks, followed by some foaming at the mouth from looking at more reddit threads. All this mouth-foaming has made him thirsty, so he finally falls asleep at around 6:30am, where he dreams about youngsters drooling into his mouth for a few hours, while he lays on green, comfy grass.
Repeat ad nauseum.
1 nikolam 2017-09-15
Saliva is very important for the prevention of tooth decay. Guess we shouldn't have been so quick to judge Joe for having white neighborhood children spit in his mouth several times per day while he masturbated.