Bro Joe had to attach "pedophile" to his accusation list because "they say I pay the neighborhood children to spit in my mouth" is too absurd

114  2017-09-15 by Single_Action_Army

Dummy didn't figure out that that sounds far more severe and credible.

17 comments

1  RicketyChippa 2017-09-15

Joe: they say that I pay children to spit in my mouth for sexual purposes

Judge Milian: that seems far fetched, how can you afford to pay these kids for their saliva when you have never had a job?

Joe: well you see my brother and I had a childhood pact and he gives me an allowance

Milian: you're younger brother?

Joe: I'm not a pedophile

1  RicketyChippa 2017-09-15

Joe: they say that I pay children to spit in my mouth for sexual purposes

Judge Milian: that seems far fetched, how can you afford to pay these kids for their saliva when you have never had a job?

Joe: well you see my brother and I had a childhood pact and he gives me an allowance

Milian: you're younger brother?

Joe: I'm not a pedophile

1  throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-15

Mooching money from your kid brother because of some bullshit you said when you were 9.

What a class act.

1  comeflywme 2017-09-15

Has Ant ever mentioned any pact? If not, it wouldn't surprise me if that was completely made up.

1  allenricketts 2017-09-15

He's the only one I've heard it from. He's a natural born cuck.

1  TheFlyEpisodeWasGood 2017-09-15

Where did he say it?

1  allenricketts 2017-09-15

He's said it a few times over the years. I feel like a couple time on OnA and at least once on his own basement abortion. I don't have any specific links though.

1  That_Fat_Nagel_kid 2017-09-15

He was out there. I was hoping for his Jenkem usage to come up then trying to explain to Judge what that was

1  bonniesretardsister 2017-09-15

I really hope they did go through stuff like this but it was edited out. And some day someone will put it on Youtube.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-15

Did you see that black bailiff? Pussy ass joe would be way to scared to speak about race in front of anyone but the cretins in Ant's basement.

1  Jungies 2017-09-15

He didn't have to say it at all; the owner cancelled him for his racial views, not pederasty.

Ol' Joe just thought the best thing he could say when in front of an international audience was to just spontaneously deny he's a kid-toucher. Repeatedly.

That's the key point of his message, that he's not a kid-toucher.

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-15

He's wrap up thought on winning the case with the interviewer was bringing up he's not a pedo again

1  Jungies 2017-09-15

I know - it's fucking superb.

1  Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-15

Where there's smoke there's fire though I say.

1  realister 2017-09-15

I love how Ant mentioned this yesterday on his show. He avoided Sue though.

1  Slippery_Slope_Guy 2017-09-15

He was hoping throwing in pedo with the true accusations would make the whole thing seem ridiculous. Instead people just think he's a secret pedo now.

1  Toss__Pot 2017-09-15

exactly, 'thou protesteth too much'

1  MyMyMyMyTrainsona 2017-09-15

Samcro Joe went on national daytime TV when only housewives and convenience store clerks are tuned in, and unnecessarily accused himself of being a pedophile. And had the nerve to boast about it a few months back, like he'd won one over on "Reddit". It couldn't have turned out any worse for him/better for "those formally known as pests". What a fucking dolt.