"Your honor, I'd like to call fake Bono to the stand." -Ronnie B

199  2017-09-15 by cakehornnigga

Bennington sucks, but Ron is still hilarious.

48 comments

"I don't know what's so wrong about that 'silverback' statement, he's totally right." - Gail B

That joke about wetting a niggers lips and sticking them to a wall is true i've done it bunch of times - Gail B

'they're like Creepy Crawlers...Creepy Crawlers that rape and kill"=gail b.

The wheelbarrow was invented just to teach them to walk on their hind legs - Gail B

I forgot about this, love gail but this theme needs to be more active here.

I don't think she ever knew it was a thing

"I like apartheid." - G. Bennington

Jesus Christ, Gail.

I like gail, she's a sweet girl

Chicks with parts of their heads shaved typically like it in the shitter.

This is true and I never realized it before

This statement is as true as it is versatile. You can put it in a t-shirt, use it as a political campaign slogan, advice for a young son. It does it all.

She will be mine.

Oh yes

Ron pointed out something that I had never realized. Dawn's (Anthony's sister) husband looks very similar to Opie.

The spitting image

Spit you say?

You never heard them reference "Fat Opie" over the years?

You mean Fez's nemesis?

Ron has aged the best out of all of them. Isn't a whiny faggot, isn't a pedo creep, he just wants to give his unfunny daughter an easy gig and interview hipster musicians.

There are stories about ronnie would just give shit to some people and they'd get super insecure.

Keith the cop tweeted a pic of a little cut of beef trying to show off. Ronnie said something like "that's big girl has to eat smart" and couldn't order it again because that fucked with. When they went lunch together ronnie ordered the same thing and when keith tried to give him shit ronnie was like "I have no idea what you're talking about".

That's makes him a great example of what "cool" can be. He lives his own space.

Keith had a diet changing experience and to Ron it was a joke and second later he'll never think about it again

Even Patrice knew not to fuck with Ron. He said he just respected him because he matched his "alpha maleness" or some shit.

It's better if Ron deliberately ordered that to fuck with Keith

Should be the last person to laugh at others diet

I like my radio personalities to be fit first, then we can worry about if they are interesting or not.

Tbf if they are as big as Ron then there's a problem

this was infinitely better coverage vs AA's coverage. Ron killed it with inside ona lines

"what blacks do like to riot?!?!?" -Gail B.

"Allow me call up half a hulk face".

That shit killed me. Seriously, I'm a fucking 👻 now.

Same

"... then Big A stole some edibles & lied about it"

I was wondering if he knew about that. Pretty sure now he browses here from time to time.

That's hilarious.

Everyone on Bennington browses this place. I remember awhile back they all referenced something specific to this sub, making it clear they all come here.

Fat man had a honkys ribs hurting today.

"Depends how thin ya slice 'em! Niggers, I mean!" -Gail B

hahaha fucking ronnie!

And now my next witness, Big A, will filibuster the proceedings with a short statement.

Love Ronny, love Ant.

But its become really clear why Ronnie didnt want to go to Compound Media for the Ron & Ant show.

Would've been great...but cant blame him.

Well, yeah. He makes a very good living doing actual radio. Why would he do a podcast?

I think Ronnie is hilarious. And I'd eat Gail's ass after a night out. But I can't listen to them.

Wow, Gail is quite racist based on what I have read here.

Your honor, there's a site called fullblownaids...Ummm... generally really good people.. uh ... and way better than wackbag...

The Edge is fucking awful.

Which episode of Bennington?

RonnieB on child discipline:

"I was strapped with a belt by my Dad... It wouldn't have been so bad but at the time he was the WWF Intercontinental Champion"

(didn't happen in this vid but something he said the other day)

Hey I know this is from way back, but I've been trying to track down this line for like a week now. I'm fairly sure I saw this same joke being told on Twitter or something very recently, and I'm thinking the person must have been a listener and just stole it. I'm fairly certain it was a comedian who said it. Would you know ballpark when Ron might have said this? Obviously it would have been years ago, but I'd love to track it down.

Hey Duke, I remember this post .. It was on my brain at the time because he recently said it then

I think it was about 6 months ago, but it's the sorta line he may have said before

Curious, who was the comedian? Marc stormin Norman?

Got to give it to fatso,he funnyman.