When you're trying to explain the difference between a cover and a tribute band....but the only thing you come up with is that your band plays dress up

58  2017-09-15 by peopleforgetthat

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This is the fruit that Joe cosplays as.

Judge calls him ugly when she says he obviously can't cut it playing Bono.

Who is dis bitch?

His slub wife. And he has the nerve to critique that judges' appearance.

the facial expressions behind him are priceless. His wife's displays nothing short of profound disappointment in her life choices.

She was willing to marry Joe. She's too retarded to understand how bad her life choices are.

She really is looking at him with utter contempt. She's thinking she should have listened to her mother all those years ago and married Kevin Sullivan. Sure, he was a little dull and a bit on the chubby side but he's got a chain of drugstores now and does very well for himself.

Or replaying that time he was gurgling to death in his sleep (you know from all the kidspit stored in his cheek pockets) and she woke him.

Do you think her and Lynsi have late night drunken commiserations over the phone about the two dunces they've married?

No.

Also she made a bit of effort and wore a relatively tasteful dress. Her bum of a partner couldn't even be bothered to put on a collared shirt or adult shoes. She probably fantasises about him being killed in various accidents.

He had to find a way to have his Airforce t-shirt on, so he could get some points from the judge for being a veteran.

Airborne. He was a cook though. Made food for the real men. His marinara sauce was the toast of Fort Bragg.

Maybe he was a cook like Steven Seagall was in Under Siege?

Casey Beergut.

Casey FUCKING Ryback!?

Imagine all the tough talk on the drive into show and then turns into a stammering mess.

I thought that was his grandmother.

cunt eyebrows

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Is that Anthony's chick's mom?

and eventually grandma

She is listening to him drift into his dumb ass lane and thinking this is on national television they are all going to know i'm fucking this dipshit

Wait a minute...he brought his wife on the show with him and said these things?!?!?!?! What a tool!

Neckless guy in the pink shirt seems skeptical.

Nigga look like Ram Man from He Man

Hahahahahahahahabababa

His wife had begged him to put on a proper suit but he was all 'nah I'm rock and roll.' He thinks like a child. Pedophile.

" This is my look, Fuckem if they cant accept me for me." then puts on his wallet chain and gas station sunglasses.

looking at the black guy now, it's kind of heart breaking how disappointed he is about to be.

cough SIDEBAR cough

Brother Figleaf

Our nigga in da back is still smiln' thinkin "Dis white boy crazy!"

His "2U" concept would be funny if they were a U2 tribute band that did everything backwards.

Well, the members of U2 aren't racist, and don't fuck kids, so...

AND they're popular and people seem to like them....

Joe: Judge let me explain you are old also do you remember TV kids show from the early 1970's Banana Splits? that's what we do

She was willing to marry Joe. She's too retarded to understand how bad her life choices are.

She really is looking at him with utter contempt. She's thinking she should have listened to her mother all those years ago and married Kevin Sullivan. Sure, he was a little dull and a bit on the chubby side but he's got a chain of drugstores now and does very well for himself.

Also she made a bit of effort and wore a relatively tasteful dress. Her bum of a partner couldn't even be bothered to put on a collared shirt or adult shoes. She probably fantasises about him being killed in various accidents.

Imagine all the tough talk on the drive into show and then turns into a stammering mess.

I thought that was his grandmother.

cunt eyebrows

The greatest extras on TV

Is that Anthony's chick's mom?

She is listening to him drift into his dumb ass lane and thinking this is on national television they are all going to know i'm fucking this dipshit

Wait a minute...he brought his wife on the show with him and said these things?!?!?!?! What a tool!