Life Advice From Joe Cumia 1/50: If you go on national TV, make sure to mention that you're not a pedophile even if you're not asked about it

195  2017-09-14 by fingerofgawd

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I kept cracking up at that. He's like Your honor, let me tell you of all the things I'm being accused of while this has not been brought up in court. He then keeps repeating that he's not a pedophile while his face and demeanor scream pedophile.

In his mind it made all of the other accusations sound absurd by being attached to something as obviously untrue and him being a pedophile.

Only, if you google Joe's name you will find countless references to him selling his underage stepdaughter to his brother.

I'm not a pedophile either.

"Are you a racist?"

"No, your honour. I'm not a racist. Nor am I a pedophile. A pedophile. Pedophile."

Bro Joe really is his own worst enemy. The audience came in thinking he was a possible racist. They left thinking he was a definite racist, misogynist white nationalist and almost certainly a pedo. And he brought it all on himself. No one else accused him of those things.

All I saw: Joes face

All I heard: Pedophile

Conclusion: Brojoe is a pedophile

I'm a simple man. I see a pedophile, I alert his talent buyers.

"talent"

Uncle joe really fucked himself.

"Your honor I have never, ever smelled a delicious young boys bum, that sweet sweet smell does nothing for me I guarantee it"

So, should future promoters just be directed to this episode? It really speaks for itself.

They make us cards??