r/opieandanthony: JUDGE: "So you're saying these people terrorize you online just because you're your brother's brother? I don't believe it...that's a bit farfetched."

Joe was just some kid they found in the trash who they raised to carry in the groceries because the other little faggot couldn't do it in mommas high heels.

1 Bibimbap4211 2017-09-14

They look nothing alike.

1 Icon_Crash 2017-09-14

Just like how his brother parted ways with Sirus/XM for an angry sounding tweet.

1 fokm 2017-09-14

No. It was over a disagreement with management. Get your facts straight!

1 oandauser 2017-09-14

you can tell the Judge had googled Anthony Cumia prior to coming out. She knew about the racist tweets. She didn't "remember" this as she said.

1 FurdTerguson88 2017-09-14

No, it was because he said killing cops is wrong. Alex Jones has the documents.

1 Anthonysnewcohost 2017-09-14

That is fantastic

1 _snoop_ 2017-09-14

I just keep seeing the infamous Michael Richards "NIGGER!" video in my head every time I think about Joe Cumia on tv.

1 FurdTerguson88 2017-09-14

I'm not a racist that's what's so insane about this.

1 bonecrushingkisses 2017-09-14

It's not our level of hate that is unfathomable. Joe and Ant being relevant enough to warrant a group of people doing this is.

1 McGowan9 2017-09-14

To be fair, she had a point. It's not just because he's Anthony's brother. It's because he's a total fucking idiot who wears his parasitic lifestyle as a badge of pride.

1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-09-14

And armed us with his dumb racism to use as a weapon. He said all that shit. The emails I sent to club owners were archive.is links, which can't be faked.

1 McGowan9 2017-09-14

You don't have to tell me. He lied all the way through it.

1 TOPICALJOKELOL 2017-09-14

Now I wanna dig up his business letterhead and mass mail cancellation notices to the venue he's booked at.

1 patio87 2017-09-14

If Joe was a normal productive guy or even a cheesy entertainer but not leeching off Ant he would still get made fun of but there wouldn't be any vitriol. See Scortch for example.

1 RBuddCumia 2017-09-14

No. We hate him because he uses young children as water fountains.

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-14

FACT: human saliva is only 60% water, the other 40% is a mixture of mucus and sexual energy nectar.

1 MowgliCSM 2017-09-14

She saw right through him. I was so happy with that.

1 NemoNobody_2092 2017-09-14

Where did you see this? is it on youtube yet?

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-09-14

The judge is 100% right.

Do we hate Dawn Cumia? Do we hate Brother Elmo or any other of Opie's siblings? Amy Schumer's sister who helped her shoplift?

Does any other sibling receive the hatred they do simply for being related to someone else we don't like? Absolutely not.

1 _snoop_ 2017-09-14

I don't really like Bonnie's sister

1 PracticeRyan 2017-09-14

Neither do her parents

1 Buttpudding 2017-09-14

Whats not lovable about someone who eats dog turds?

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-09-14

We don't like Bonnie's sister because it's a sensitive subject for Bonnie.

Pop quiz: what's Bonnie's sister's first name?

1 _snoop_ 2017-09-14

Penny Liquor you faggot

1 chrissurra 2017-09-14

Neither do chromosomes

1 _snoop_ 2017-09-14

Vvvt --

1 kickerofelves 2017-09-14

Neither does God apparently.

1 chippersonlyle 2017-09-14

She ate my daughter's piggy bank.

1 DeafandMutePenguin 2017-09-14

I want to take Bonnie's sister to my high school reunion and wear an "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.

1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-14

Das nossa besso, your honour. They hate me 'cause my cousin is Chris rock.

1 OkaySeriouslyBro 2017-09-14

The only reason they hate me is because my brother was an All-SEC running back for Auburn!

1 crookedmile 2017-09-14

Amy Schumer's sister

I don't care for her. She looks like female Big Jay with smaller tits.

1 insertclevereference 2017-09-14

We don't even dislike Anthony, we just wish he would stop being such a self destructive goon and bring back the funny.

1 nikolam 2017-09-14

No, we dislike Anthony.

1 Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-14

I mean, yes, now that I think about it.

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-14

It's like a horror movie where we the viewer know the house is indeed haunted, but the character in the story can't get anyone to believe their far fetched tale.

Now we know how the ghosts feel.

1 BergStonewall 2017-09-14

Boooooo nigga

1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2017-09-14

"Im a GOST...."

1 Bens_Glenn 2017-09-14

Patrice?

1 all_copacetic 2017-09-14

He thinks the O and A sub is a terrorist cell, intent on bringing him down and sabotaging his illustrious career. He's lost his mind.

1 Joemomma101 2017-09-14

To be fair, nobody really goes after Anthony's sister. People go after him because of how hate able he is. And because he always tries to fight back in hilarious ways (like this).

1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-09-14

I'd like to go after Anthony's sister if you get my meaning, she has quite the ass on her

1 schmuckOnWheels 2017-09-14

I'd like to go after Anthony's sister if you get my meaning, she has quite the ass on her

1 rahtin 2017-09-14

Nobody went after Joe, people were just sharing his public opinions with potential venues.

1 ChurchOfBaldOpie 2017-09-14

As soon as she said "you don't cut it" I knew this was going to be good

1 TheCinnamons 2017-09-14

If she even spent 5 minutes reading this reddit he would be proven right though.

1 Reinhard___Heydrich 2017-09-14

He looks like Charles Manson

1 shredler 2017-09-14

"Online terrorists" lol

1 jtormeyx 2017-09-14

It has been ages since I have heard the term "Pests".

1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-14

I know, I looked around my house at no one in particular and screamed "that mother fucking child spit enthusiast just called me a mother fucking terrorist!". I want to take up a GoFundMe for that Trenton Station owner.

1 AiCPearlJam 2017-09-14

I hope, that night, the judge went home and came to our sub just to check it out. She closed her laptop in anger, knowing the Child Spit Caper was right within her grasping gavel, but she let him go.

1 Icon_Crash 2017-09-14

Also, I want you terrorists to have some respect. He's not in a "Cover" band. Those losers just play other peoples song. He's in a "Tribute" band. He dresses up like someone else and pretends he's famous. Like an actor. Not some sort of monkey that just plays other people's music.

1 52017 2017-09-14

Eww he's so ginny trash

1 all_copacetic 2017-09-14

guinea. This is ginny trash.

1 Sthenine 2017-09-14

"dis is freken kafkaesque"

1 FlashVirus 2017-09-14

I need this shit on youtube.. holy fuck

1 titfucker5000 2017-09-14

Anybody know when and where 2u's next gig is? The guy said they were actually good, might as well plug them.

1 p3ckaz 2017-09-14

I don't hate him because he's Tranth's brother, I hate him because he's him. A mealy-mouthed, leaching, racist liar who won't stand behind his own hatred.

1 boydave777 2017-09-14

can anyone post a link to this episode.

1 JesusHDice 2017-09-14

JUDGE "Racists can enter contracts" Joe nodding, smiling "Thank you"

1 kickerofelves 2017-09-14

Yeah I caught that, fucking clueless Joe.

1 JohnnyFongoul 2017-09-14

That doofus should be ashamed he plays in a tribute band for $2300 per gig

1 Osama_Bin_Log_in 2017-09-14

To be fair, she said it was the balance due.

1 Nick_1989 2017-09-14

The video was hilarious and then it made me feel guilty... and then some genius on this thread brought to my attention that Joe corrected her when she said cover band... and just like that, the guilt washed away.

1 MFWinab 2017-09-14

She's right though, if he was telling the truth he would've said:

"Well your honour, theres this online community that made fun of my brother for bombing at a roast and allegedly having sexual relations with a transgender woman, so then in a fit of impotent rage my brother threatened to release the personal information of all the people in this community, even threatening to go after people's employers and family members. Then he gloated about how that community had no effect on the lives of him or anyone he's connected to, and I backed up him in all of this. So in retaliation that community went after HIS family members and MY employers by convincing my employers that I was a racist, misogynistic pedophile by showing them things I actually said online...But i'm clearly NOT that guy! Just look at me! An old white guy with a shaved head who wears T-Shirts and sneakers to a TV court appearance! Does that scream "white trash shithead" to you? I don't think so."

1 Guybroman 2017-09-14

This defunct radio show subreddit is actually astonishing in the power it has in the comedy community. What subs do you think comedians check the most often? Every other comedy sub on this site is terrible.

1 The-Lunger 2017-09-14

The judges remarks regarding this sub sound condescending ignorant and to be frank, a bit uppity. Seems like she thinks very little Peckas and tbeir ability to work together towards a common goal for the greater good. Does this high faulting legal eagle need a good does of reality? Judgetober or sumptin tsss tss I dunno

1 xBrianSmithx 2017-09-14

This is the best/worst part. This sub was so successful at gaslighting him that a Judge thought it was made up bullshit.

1 winkleham 2017-09-14

This tops Antwan Kumiya being picked up by by global news outlets.

1 aleon33 2017-09-14

It was really a great moment to watch

1 OnlinePolice 2017-09-14

https://imgur.com/a/iAdMn

1 ILoveYouJohnnyCakes 2017-09-14

"Bitch, I WILL beat your head with a frying pan! Ask my ex."

1 nikolam 2017-09-14

Old Anthony was funny but he was never really a likeable person.