But of course he doesn't realize how awful he would look in comparison to McConaughey. It almost looks like he's trying to compete with his sultry, "I could have been a model" expression
Hahaha. I imagine Opie hates a great many of his pics. I laugh the most at the pic of him and Ant that was done for XM, where Opie is striking what he thinks is his most badass expression.
What's great about this picture is what must have gone through Opie's mind. He's clearly not as fat as he appears, but he was fat enough to think he should buy a baggier shirt.
49 comments
1 FatMosque 2017-09-14
Is there any photo if the opster better than this one. It's so perfect
1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-14
It's my favorite. He looks exactly like an out of shape 50 year old woman. Just atrocious looking.
1 FatMosque 2017-09-14
But of course he doesn't realize how awful he would look in comparison to McConaughey. It almost looks like he's trying to compete with his sultry, "I could have been a model" expression
1 ballpitpredator 2017-09-14
should be cropped and put on sidebar
1 IrateAutoBody 2017-09-14
here
1 donandmikeshow 2017-09-14
He looks like a pregnant Barry Manilow.
1 Cjc3478 2017-09-14
He looks more like a fat lesbian.
1 donandmikeshow 2017-09-14
This also true!
1 decmcg 2017-09-14
McConaughey has makeup on and faggy hair yet still looks like the most masculine man in the world next to oestrogen Opie.
1 Soriano33alfonso 2017-09-14
His nips were probably super hard standing next to a young Matthew Mconauhey. He's super gay.
1 piggyboi 2017-09-14
Just two models, giving their best face.
1 Skip4play 2017-09-14
Who wears the necklace better?
1 homelessfez 2017-09-14
pearl necklace or
1 Theanfieldkid 2017-09-14
Who's the dyke?
1 TotallyNotObsi 2017-09-14
Why are there heads touching?
1 OpieHasTits 2017-09-14
Opies body is Photoshoped, right?
1 allidoisfapp 2017-09-14
Get off Reddit Opie
1 plasticpaddy84 2017-09-14
Could've been a model
1 edfromla 2017-09-14
This isn't photoshopped?
1 dmix 2017-09-14
It is, but very slightly
1 wifflebb 2017-09-14
Can anyone please confirm that this is not photoshopped? I find it almost impossible to tell at this point.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-14
it is, it's just done by a master with a good sense of subtlety, maybe brian redban
1 PretzlKing 2017-09-14
Exactly. I think the best part is removing the open space between gregg's right arm and his body. It makes him look misshapen and huge.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-14
Rogan talked about this picture on his podcast and he said that it drives Opie crazy
1 PretzlKing 2017-09-14
Hahaha. I imagine Opie hates a great many of his pics. I laugh the most at the pic of him and Ant that was done for XM, where Opie is striking what he thinks is his most badass expression.
I know, that doesn't narrow it down much.
1 Whydontulovemelynsi 2017-09-14
The best opieshop is the one he did himself where he tripled the length of his neck for indiscernible reasons.
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/7PcCiD43mVc/hqdefault.jpg
1 dmix 2017-09-14
https://tineye.com/overlay/53e9707cee26603c31d9a57396074cc2abdc9cf9/cc78192ed52911b897daf3836712603e52438b05ff30dc4abe411ff920b53e8c?m13=0.116208&m21=-0.00103393&m22=0.999574&m23=0.306993&m11=0.999574&m12=0.00103393
Found the original/diff on Tineye
1 McGowan9 2017-09-14
To be honest, there's really not much difference between the two pictures.
1 dmix 2017-09-14
The difference is more obvious when they are superimposed like in the TinEye link I posted (click "Switch"), instead of side-by-side
1 McGowan9 2017-09-14
I still see a handsome movie star standing next to a misshapen lump with tits and a pencil neck.
1 dmix 2017-09-14
Yeah he actually made his neck smaller in the photoshop too
1 foolhardy1 2017-09-14
Who is the thick lady on the left?
1 dave72988 2017-09-14
Send this to /r/punchablefaces
1 obamabeblacknshiet 2017-09-14
Please tell me Tits' body isn't photoshopped. This is just too good to be true.
1 jacktorrance6290 2017-09-14
I hate is feathered hair
1 kimchifart 2017-09-14
Could have been a model. LMFAO.
1 littlepeteferguson 2017-09-14
This bitch got a dick
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-09-14
What's great about this picture is what must have gone through Opie's mind. He's clearly not as fat as he appears, but he was fat enough to think he should buy a baggier shirt.
1 Leofan7 2017-09-14
Body by Bisquick.
1 User_Name13 2017-09-14
He looks like Ellen DeGeneres in this picture.
1 leedsjr 2017-09-14
That is pretty damn insulting to Ellen.
1 drunk8gods 2017-09-14
Progesteropie.
1 RacistPigeon 2017-09-14
Wow his neck actually is that long, yet still doesn't detract from his luscious busom.
1 Soflodude32 2017-09-14
fat lesbian
1 DasItMane99 2017-09-14
Who's the broad on the left?
1 lrn2grow 2017-09-14
He looks like a lesbian.
1 TinOwl_Twitch 2017-09-14
Matthew Mcconaughey pictured here with his mother.
1 Hazelmccallion 2017-09-14
His name is Opie Paulson
1 Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-14
'I shouldn't have to take pictures with these fat, ugly bitches. I'm Matt McConaughey for fuck sakes.
1 dmix 2017-09-14
The difference is more obvious when they are superimposed like in the TinEye link I posted (click "Switch"), instead of side-by-side