A Guy's Guide To Being Dead Man's Man

78  2017-09-13 by EncinoEscobar

63 comments

1  TheDarkFezRises 2017-09-13

This is probably going to hit Joe Matarese hard.

1  redtheftauto 2017-09-13

He's telling god to get that big shinebox in the sky.

1  wackadoodle_wigwam 2017-09-13

Chip DeNiro

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-13

heavy breathing

Sorry just thought this could use some sound effects

1  aegrotatio 2017-09-13

YOOOOO BLOOOOO EEEEEEAAAT

YOU BLEW IT.

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-13

Good one

1  sjeffiesjeff 2017-09-13

Saved it at the end there

1  EncinoEscobar 2017-09-13

Goodfellas

Jungle Fever

O&A

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-09-13

Anthony's father https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QokP44nJFlc&ab_channel=scarface1999

1  tyson766 2017-09-13

https://youtu.be/jbk0S48YZMc?t=18

If you ever wanted to understand Anthony's views on race, there you go.

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-13

That jungle fever clip was a measured reaction

1  ok-kid 2017-09-13

"This ones tough... " - opster

1  RealTonySchiavone 2017-09-13

"He was a friend of the show."

1  JoeCumiasCockBreath 2017-09-13

Remember how fucking atrocious they photoshop was of the cigar in his hand on his book cover?

1  SteelyD80 2017-09-13

That's worse than i imagined

1  thepropayne 2017-09-13

I don't think I would have noticed that had you not mentioned it. I guess I'm one of the sheeple that fall for shit like this.

Can you imagine what the publisher's were thinking before the decision to add in a cigar? "I dunno, that picture is good, but it just seems a little too intelligent for him. Could we plumber it up somehow?"

1  DOPIEandSTANLEY 2017-09-13

And he couldnt be bothered to pose for another photo for his own book

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-09-13

Is it glued to his finger tips?

1  cum-pound-me-dia 2017-09-13

He has a thumb.

1  StuntPeckah 2017-09-13

How many words in there do you think he wrote? Like, some of the material was probably dictated by him but what percentage of words do you think he actually sat and typed out to contribute to this book?

I'm completely guessing and saying 0% though.

1  all_copacetic 2017-09-13

Men's men don't type. That's for fruits.

1  StuntPeckah 2017-09-13

Goddamn right. Now go home and get ya fuckin' Macbook.

1  GeMigMat 2017-09-13

No one wanted a blowjob from Lorraine. It was nice of her to offer

1  all_copacetic 2017-09-13

Didn't Tony fuck her once a million years ago?

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-13

So did little carmine even though they were cousins

1  Sthenine 2017-09-13

won't see him no more...

1  PaintedPicture 2017-09-13

Quick someone call CM, let the boys know

1  UhLookHereMan 2017-09-13

"ooofa marona mi"

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2017-09-13

RIP

https://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/6gxbxr/the_cringiest_book_ever_ghost_written/

1  TangerineReam 2017-09-13

"YOU SAID you were gonna ridda that fuckin' fanoike!"

1  rahtin 2017-09-13

A Guy's Guide to being a Bloated Corpse.

1  ManiacalChrisBenoit 2017-09-13

VURRY GOOD

1  Belchides 2017-09-13

RIP Salvatore Leone

1  onemancrimespree 2017-09-13

Alright, where is he you fucking cunt?

1  CommanderCock 2017-09-13

That was way out of line. She was Christopher's fucking mother after all.

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-13

I'll ram that discman up your box.

1  ooyama 2017-09-13

Oh!

1  turnthemaround 2017-09-13

My favorite character on Sopranos

1  grocery_man 2017-09-13

When he came out of the closet it killed me.

1  satanssockpuppet 2017-09-13

No scraps in that scrapbook.

1  turdstew 2017-09-13

Sad that he passed but he will live on in Anthony referencing one of his lines every 13 seconds

1  LetnigFeceOfBags 2017-09-13

Was it Jimmy that got shot down for an autograph at some party or screening because he thought since Frank (what, Franks bettuh?) was on O&A once or twice prior. Vincent didn't give a fuck to feed the autograph addiction.

1  Zazz_Lacker 2017-09-13

God bless every celebrity who denies Jimmy an autograph.

They meet Jim, say no, and immediately forget him. Meanwhile he stews in angry resentment forever. fucking little worm.

1  ricswrangler 2017-09-13

Right away trying to get fresh ova here.

1  CommanderCock 2017-09-13

Tony Blundetto couldn't do it but a heart attack could.

1  StuffOpieThrew 2017-09-13

Who was worse, him or George Wendt?

1  all_copacetic 2017-09-13

George should have 'Wendt' to an AA meeting.

1  holodog 2017-09-13

heart surgery complications

Was there a chapter on how a Real Man prepares for surgery?

1  bsack420 2017-09-13

I heard he did 20 fuckin' years in the hospital bed. Ate grilled jello of the radiator.

1  TangerineReam 2017-09-13

He wanted to fuck a woman...but he compromised: he jerked off into a bedpan.

You see where he's going with this?

1  throwawaymanthrows 2017-09-13

At least he went his whole life without writing a terrible, cringe-inducing book.

1  joeybeans12 2017-09-13

Thoughts and prayers

1  Robert-T-Pooner 2017-09-13

Now go get your fuckin' pine box.

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1  tranthonycumiashow 2017-09-13

Now go bye bye in your fuckin' shine box

1  turdthief2 2017-09-13

A man's man prefers his body to be at room temperature.

1  JockEwing 2017-09-13

https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumiaxyz/status/908072909041815553

1  JockEwing 2017-09-13

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDpah5OAnPA

1  TheAmazingPearl 2017-09-13

"Aaaaay! I like my steak well done, and my limbs stiff."

1  BurtReynoldsStache 2017-09-13

Ol' 2.5 inch forehead Vincent.

1  metric_units 2017-09-13

2.5 inches ≈ 6.4 cm

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1  nillysoggin 2017-09-13

Lemme tell ya a couple of three things - RIP

1  bruppa 2017-09-13

$100 says they played "My Way" during the burial.

1  all_copacetic 2017-09-13

Petty sure they haven't got around to it yet.

1  Dick_Kickass_II 2017-09-13

Heart surgery complications? More like getting your head crushed under an SUV tire complications.

1  Yujiro_Hanma_ 2017-09-13

So did little carmine even though they were cousins