So Paul and Roland got Opie fired and now they are both over in London helping to produce the Ricky Gervais Sirius show.

132  2017-09-13 by Woodaby

How does that feel fucker?

46 comments

1  lolercakesmcgee 2017-09-13

ME: I wouldn't wanna go there anyways, that's a long way from Centerport!

1  HolyRomanEmperor 2017-09-13

ME: I've had so many meetings with BBC this week. Believe me! :Sniff:

1  Andkcojskaosncicoanw 2017-09-13

They asked him, but he was more of a starting pitcher, who has never played baseball

1  PhilipMarma 2017-09-13

"Fawkin guy doesn't realize I launched his career"

1  eastriverdriveII 2017-09-13

so they removed Roland from Jim and Sam?

1  Dennyislife 2017-09-13

No. This is only a few days

1  holodog 2017-09-13

Like a malignant tumor.

1  ObeseBobbyDeathWatch 2017-09-13

You just know Opie has a million conspiracy theories running through his head about this. I had a somewhat similar experience 5 years ago and to this day it is absolutely enraging to think about it, so I can't imagine the thoughts going through the head of someone as insecure as Opie.

1  Ant_Sucks 2017-09-13

But Roland is already causing bathroom problems over there

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

The cutesy terms brits come up with for things put me in a murderous rage. Can't believe that's bbc. I thought it would be one of those shitrag tabloids they have.

1  insertclevereference 2017-09-13

I know you're referring to the "fatberg," but a 60 yr old man named "Ricky" is pathetic as well. Even Ricky Schroeder shortened his name to Rick when he became a man, and he had a following as "Ricky."

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

Actually it was more the "nappies". Fatberg's not all that terrible I guess.

1  dmix 2017-09-13

The extreme efforts the average Brit would go to force fake politeness into every conversation was pretty hilarious for a while until they started arresting people for tweeting mean things.

Listen to how the phony London people talk vs Welsh: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrBRFQpv38E

One calls them rude cunts and the other says "well I've heard people say they uhh... you know... go to bed with sheep".

1  ASUSPC 2017-09-13

Roland would never let that fat escape his body. Fake news!

1  Single_Action_Army 2017-09-13

Can someone find the BBC nigger dialect link to this?

1  SorryFiMAGADog 2017-09-13

Public Works Dem Say Dey Clean Up De Big PooPoo.

1  J2daEWW 2017-09-13

Fawking awesome lol

1  TonyZero 2017-09-13

Just give Roland a few sleeves of crackers and he'll be able to solve his own problem.

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

fa la la la la

1  TonyZero 2017-09-13

A slightly plump Scotch gurl....

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

Had the best tits though fa la la la la Also there were waifs, fa la la la la Liked em better but less photogenic la la

1  bugggerrrrbeanneee 2017-09-13

HAHAHAH this guy hit the nail at its feel

1  68rouge 2017-09-13

Sounds like Sirius is trying to avoid a lawsuit

1  Woodaby 2017-09-13

Or they are being thanked for their service.

1  Killgore 2017-09-13

Or they just feel bad and are trying to make up to them for having to endure Opie for so long.

1  insertclevereference 2017-09-13

Or we won't see them no more.

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-13

Animal are good innit

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

what?

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-13

You don't know that Micky gerace cares abort raw chicken meat?

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

Are you having a stroke?

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-13

Not really just too tired from effing your Mom

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

why "effing"? why wouldn't you just say fucking? your troll account really isn't good.

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-13

Because you are one of retards that dopie had to explain the bits to, i don't want to ruin your day if you insisted

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

Your "bit" could not possibly be worse. Everything about it is atrocious. Your troll character is the Wyoming of bits.

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-13

Isn't that from South park

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

Maybe. Definitely Cannibal though. It might be both.

1  packitchofsositch 2017-09-13

That said, if you genuinely are retarded, I kind of want to be nice to you. As Colin might put it, "Join the club! b-haa hah hah"

1  late_50s_why 2017-09-13

Baby boy shotgun

1  insertclevereference 2017-09-13

ooooohhhhahhh hahaha. Did you ask if he's having a stroke??? Ahhh hahaha, you can't say that!! -(Jay Mohr's "Ricky Gervais")

1  paulallens 2017-09-13

Almost everything Ricky has done on radio has been gold, that being said it's probably going to be shit without Karl.

1  gregbread11 2017-09-13

Did you ever watch the animated version of Ricky and Karl and Steve? I think it aired on HBO. I wish they did more of that. Easily my favorite bits of radio, the animation is just icing on top of the Karl pudding.

1  paulallens 2017-09-13

Yeah it was good, I should have mentioned that a huge element of what will be missing is Steve and Karl making fun of eachother.

1  sexylarrytate 2017-09-13

Opie was the talent without talent. He deserves as much.

1  Humble_is_great 2017-09-13

Britain does not have the agricultural force to keep Roland fed for a sustained period of time.

1  StuffOpieThrew 2017-09-13

When he got fired the first time, didn't he get a reality show overseas or something?

1  blackirishlad 2017-09-13

Ricky was playing the long game, getting back at Opie for the time he shoved a phone in his face while having a laugh in an elevator with his pals.

1  PhiWeaver 2017-09-13

What Sirius Show? When does it start?