"What the fuck is wrong with white people!", Nia Burr

209  2017-09-12 by ChuckChipperson

Tried out the Burr podcast today. He tells a story about how he was watching coverage of the hurricane with Nia. He saw surfers outside during the storm when Nia commented "what the fuck is wrong with white people!".

He should have showed her a picture of the looters and asked her "well what the fuck is wrong with black people!"

Bill instead went for the self-loathing argument about how white people are just boring because they don't grow up with drive by's on their street.

That's apparently why they are out surfing in a hurricane. Because they are boring due to the lack of drive by experience.

FUCKING YUCK!

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I could write a PhD thesis on the reverse of that question.

Nigga you can't even write 3 sentences.

We say nigger here.

PhD is a dissertation. Nigger.

Shut it kike

PhD is a degree, which almost always requires writing a dissertation.

You can write a master's dissertation too, so dissertation does not imply PhD.

i believe the answer is "white people CRAZY yall!!"

Correction: "white people be CRAZY yall!!"

or "white people is CRAZY yall!!"

Both are acceptable.

Or "oogabooggaboo monkey scream".

Ol' Tolerant McGillicuddy over here

Crazy motherfuckers going to the movies and not talking

Sometimes I wonder if integration was a good idea.

Sometimes?

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We're taught it's this great thing and segregation was so horrible but it hasn't seemed to fix any of their problems.

I lament it every single day. Once you're able to mentally dismiss the brainwashing propoganda that we're inundated with by Liberal academia and just look at it all objectively, it isn't working and probably never will, yet they keep trying to forcefeed it to us.

Yeah because neighbourhoods and schools are sooo integrated in the US.

I read that segregation in US housing is at a higher rate than when they passed the Civil Rights Act in the 1960s which included provisions for stated incentivized integration. but see: white flight, shitty urban schools, etc. People have a natural inclination to stick together culturally and economically.

It should 100% be voluntary in my view (neither forced integration nor segregation).

If it were 100% voluntary, then probably only 3-5% of the Euro-American population would do it. They had to make it compulsory. No upside to school integration. The kids can learn about Kwanzaa and Black History Month on the internet. As far as living arrangements, you'll definitely get 30-40% off on your house price, but your home life will be far from idyllic.

I still think you're worrying about a non-problem for the vast majority of white Americans and hoping for a solution that is both immoral and counter productive.

Ade you from a small town in Canada? Have you ever heard of Brown vs the Board of Education? Most public high schools in NYC are ape sanctuaries.

I have lived in a small town in Canada, yes, but I also spent a portion of my childhood in a major city school, so I've seen both sides. Toronto has as much 'multi-culturalism' and the subsequent educational side effects as NYC.

But the difference is I see the problem as public schools vs private schools instead of cultural integration.

I highly recommend Thomas Sowell on this topic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Zh96wc01k

And his book "Black Rednecks and White Liberals":

https://www.amazon.com/Black-Rednecks-and-White-Liberals/dp/B000F3T968/

She's a cunt. That's expected.

He presents these Nia-isms as hilarious inisights as if he has never had a black friend, didn't watch any hacky Def Jam comics in the 80s & 90s or any comedy over the last 50 years. Hell, white people can do that predictably obvious anti-white humor better than anyone. If it's dorky or lame or weird or gay or feminine or sensitive or racist, white folk shit fo sho! If it be cool, then black people shit!

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How dare white people try to have fun. They should be wallowing in their own misery, doing drugs and stealing, only to complain about how life isn't fulfilling and blame it on societal structure or something obtuse like that.

Hell yeah thanks Ant

My back up plan if and when I fail life as a white man is to just blame the jews, we're their niggers.

Jews are the white man's white men.

It's funny how the white supremacists always bring up The Bell Curve and the average IQ difference between whites and niggers but somehow always fail to mention the difference between whites and ashkenazi jews.

It's almost like there's a logical reason to why they are over represented in positions of power, banking, media etc.

That reason is God is causing us all to suffer for allowing the 2nd coming of Christ, Adolf Hitler to lose his war against the Jews that killed him. Gobbels already said back in 1940 that if the kikes aren't destroyed and Germany loses the war. We will be under an eternal darkness

You are right, that's much more reasonable.

If you read it using Vos's voice, it really is compelling !

That's not true. White supremacists always bring up the Jews high IQ. That's the reason why they are so crafty. They are physically weak and mentally strong.

There's no study for that, it's just kike propaganda.

So why are they over represented in white collar, high paying professions then?

Because they live and act as a tribe, helping each other and shunning all goy while pushing "diversity" on everyone else as a psyop. They're cunning and evil, not overly intelligent.

So why are whites not acting in this way that is clearly the superior survival strategy? Is it because they are too intelligent to do it?

Nice, trusting, giving, caring. The synagogue of satan sees these attributes as weakness and exploits them.
They nailed a guy to a cross for it.

Intelligence and morality are two completely different things. Exploiting your enemies weaknesses is the correct thing to do if you want to win.

Exactly, so you agree with me.

One's morals keeps them from doing things that might bring them to the "top" of some worldly heap that doesn't really matter.

"Enemies," "win", exactly the evil thought process. But they're picking the wrong "enemies" and "winning" the wrong game. They'll find out the hard way.

Highly intelligent people don't even participate in that game, and you'll never hear about them.

I think the jury is still out on what is the right game to play. The way i see it this world is the only game we have and using morality as a cop out to why you are not winning it is kind of like Opie saying hes a math wiz but he chose to pursue other things instead.

OK, you count your shekels on your deathbed just before your offspring tear each other apart for their share because that's what matters in your world. Just remember to tell yourself you've "won" as you life fades away to black.

In what way is your death going to be different from what you described? Other than your offspring having less to share i mean.

We'll compare notes when the time comes.

I actually see them mention that a lot when they get accused of being white supremacists. Jews and Asians.

There's suburban white kids who freestyle better than that pos at the end

Dey lernt it from wytes tho js

https://youtu.be/5vbOUTNs66o

Obtuse. Is it deliberate?

I don't think she has the mental capacity to understand how much she undermines her own points.

A white person is doing something actually racist or (more likely) something she perceives as racist. Or doing something "for black people" aka cultural appropriation. She shrieks and points. "Whitey is evil!"

A white person is having a fun time not thinking of race or anything, but doing something she would never personally do. She shrieks and points. "Whitey is crazy!"

There is nothing white people can do other than self-flagellate for the original sins of slavery and Jim Crow that will please her. "Please" is too strong of a word, also.

And the sin of racism (according to her), is prejudging a race of people based on skin color. And yet the hypocrisy of saying "all white people are X" is lost on her.

The only thing black about Nia is her hacky humor.

Women do be shoppin', though.

My man laffin cuz he know

gimme fitty cen'

With their self-hating ginger husband's money.

AHAHAHAHAHAAAA I can relate!

haaaam-burger!

Shucky Ducky, quack quack!

I tried to go to the beach yesterday but they wouldn't let me past the police checkpoint. Also we have had a curfew all week. Martial law up in this bitch

They're protecting you because they know black can't swim.

I guess it would've been fine if they we're surfing to a Foot Locker to steal sneakers.

We've seen the videos of the looting in Florida just before the hurricane hit. It wasn't whitey in those videos.

Do wiggers count?

he dindu nuffin, he was a good boy. he was going to college in the fall

There's a crew at a busy intersection near where I live.

It's one alpha primate with dark shades and gold chains, usually wearing a track suit. With him are usually half a dozen of his cubs, usually wearing football jerseys or "walk for..." shirts they clearly have no affiliation with.

He's got a whistle around his neck, and he blows it when the lights about to change, signaling all of the cubs to reconvene on him.

He has them walking up and down the lanes at red lights with cans collecting money for their "sports teams", and then they bring it all back to him every light cycle.

I don't see color. But I know a criminal when I see one.

Forgive my whiteness here, but why do people bother to give them money if it's clearly a pimping situation? Is there an implied threat that they'll pull you out of your car or something? Im guessing this isn't in Texas.

I am completely unable to relate to the people giving them money. Maybe they give because they're kids, and how could kids be part of a scam? I'm sure that's the strategy the HNIC is using.

I've seen my own mother give money to obvious heroin addicted prostitutes on the street, simply because they have sadness in their eyes and she's a christian, and she doesnt understand that they're heroin addicted prostitutes. Some people get off on the idea that they're helping the less-fortunate.

TLDR: White man's burden.

Your mom sounds like a nice lady but she should have at least made the whore suck your dick.

I actually expected you to go in a much worse direction with that.

TIL White people commit crimes too.

Tell them to behave

Lowly Ni**a and the red cuck at it again? Looking orward to post-divorce Bill.

The loss of his new family is the only thing that can bring his comedy career back around.

It should be enough for one more solid special, and then he'll go completely insane and either fade into obscurity as an alcoholic hermit, or publicly crash and burn on various podcasts, also as an alcoholic.

You know it's going to be a real messy divorce for him. He'll try to do right by her. But she'll take him to the fucking cleaners. He'll give her everything he currently has, plus most of his income for the rest of his life.

Bill Burr's transition into Artie Lange.

it really is embarrassing. But giving a shit about it is more...

You people always make shit she says worse then it actually is.

What do you mean "you people"

Degenerates

Fat truckers with illegal pill scripts and autistic neckbeards

I'll have you know - I'm a fat engineer!

go put the sourdough in the oven, mr. sandwich engineer

Hi nigger lover

You're not so much a racist as you are just a fucking retard on the internet trying to fit in.

It has nothing to do with race.. what an unfunny idiot. If you grew up near a beach you know that the best waves are when there's a hurricane. It's that simple really. Maybe she can't swim and that's why she finds the concept so scary.

it does seem to be very much a western activity primarily with young white males...There's nothing wrong with saying certain cultures are drawn to extreme adrenaline based sports nor are the necessarily 'crazy' for being drawn to it. Every culture has stupid dangerous shit people voluntarily do for fun.

Bill said white peepoo be crazy because "there's no drive bys or cops beating you up for no reason" We are through the cucking glass, people.

There are also no cops beating niggers up for no reason. There's always a reason.

A nigger can pick a fight with someone, get his ass kicked, and then raise tens of thousands of dollars on GoFundMe. Blacks wish cops would beat them up for no reason.

The reason is they're a nigger.

But white people do have black people beating them for no reason, so...privilege?

I'm not going to say I love cops or anything but I guarantee you most of them have their own story, unique to them, about why they started racial profiling black males under 45.

I'm certain. I used to work on the tech side of a well mixed college. I also had to help provide video surveillance to police whenever a crime was committed. Shit you not, 100% of the incidents that required surveillance footage pulled involve black people exclusively. Theft, vandalism, armed robbery, fraud... oh there was one time I combed through video for a white person. That was simply to make sure they didn't lose the money they were paying to the college in the building itself

Black males between the ages of something like 13-50 are 4% of the population yet commit 50+% of the murders. Of course youre gonna profile

Do you know of a paid subscription service where I can listen to an aging alcoholic black man can give me similar stats?

I'm going to become one of those guys who pirates every game, movie and song on my PC then gets mad at some black guy for stealing some Adidas during a hurricane.

"What the fuck is wrong with white people?"

They don't get their supposed "children" DNA tested.

Jakob from Now Playing Podcast said on Twitter yesterday it was "racist" that news channels even showed black people looting, and "offensive" that people were so upset by it. He said there was other things people should be focusing on, and it was typical racist news coverage. (After a brief chat, we are no longer Twitter friends.)

I remember when that guy first joined the podcast several years ago, they were reviewing Saw 12, and he whined about how a character in the film was being shown in a negative light solely because they were black. It was actually more of an illustration of basic human fallibility to explain why they, and several other non-blacks, were targeted by Jigsaw. If he was so quick to be a thoughtless, racial white knight back then, I can only imagine how unbearable he is now, in the apex of our great national civil rights crisis.

Fuckin' white people with their 10-speeds... and their Kenny G... and their credit scores... and their Subaru Outbacks... and their mini malls... and their fondu... and their country music...

Just can't trust 'em.

Victoria Silvstedt playmate of the year...

You...

are not...

the father.

i dnno who bugs me more, the big gummed tree dweller or the white guilt "redheaded nigger hack" -patrice

He didn't fawkin' say dat

But he would if he weren't worm chow.

he certainly did

At the Patrice roast his did.

Sounds like you people can give it but can't take it πŸ€”πŸ€”πŸ€”

Buncha snowflakes in this joint

I think you guys aren't understanding the point. He's not offended by her saying white people surf in hurricanes. He's annoyed that Bill coddles her in a protective bubble because black people can't handle equal treatment.

The op is fine. but there are actually upset that nia would dare to say such a thing about white people

set that nia would dare to

The point of contention is the double standard. "White people go surfing in a hurricane" is not offensive. But the left is ALWAYS crying that it's so terrible to generalize about black people and NEVER applies the same standard to white people. It is always okay to say anything negative about white people. That is a standard that Bill displays by not calling her out on it. I don't know how to say it any more clearly.

I get what youre saying and i get that bill burr is a pussy. I dont get the outrage at the comment and acting like a victim.

oh, then we agree. lel

can I show you my flake of snow ?

Mmmhhmm, fukk deez whypepo πŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘πŸΏπŸ‘ŒπŸΏ

Just wait until they get divorced. Her black pride will be turned up a notch and she'll act like soul sister #1 to overcompensate for marrying a white guy.

*...procreating with a white guy.

She didn't procreate with Bill, that's just what she told him.

It's funny how that exact same argument could be used to explain why black people are prone to criminality.

Black people live in a fucking bubble. Jesus Christ, will anybody of note ever be mean enough to say it?

Worked out real well for Bill Cosby

I mean it did until white women popped the bubble.

IMO a pop culture bubble where they take nonsense like pop music and fashion fads way, way too seriously.

Or some of what they claim to be their original cultutre, is just retarded imitations of existing culture they have bastardized so much that it actually seems original. I Don't hate blacks though, they just really annoy me sometimes.

nobodycares.com

Everyone in this thread is a huge pussy with apparently no sense of irony.

For real it is the hackiest shit ever. White people play with wild animals and go camping and dont survive horror movies. Not funny and not worth getting upset over

Surfing is much better than saving Jordan merchandise from rising waters at the local footlocker.

Is it true that Bill gave away not only his dog (that that bitch got behind his back) but also his drums and truck? Is she on every episode now?

Yes, no, no and it certainly seems like it

Wait he really gave the dog away?

Yes

This subreddit was always just as cucked as Bill Burr until recently and would always downvote the RACIST DRUMPFTARDS xD who criticised him

It makes me happy to see you cuck faggots undergo this buyers remorse. This is what you asked for. Your support enabled this

Trump was the lesser evil you stupid stupid person. How can you possibly be so thick that you don't see that he was right all along about the media and the democrats? There are like 400 white supremacists in a country of 400 million. What will it take for you to stop pouring bleach into your eyeballs and crying about this nonsense?

What the fuck are you talking about

That's cute when you guys call other people "snowflakes."

I actually feel lucky to have gone through my mudsharking phase in my mid-20s before I accumulated any real wealth. Bill Burr is fucked now.

WHITE PEOPLE BE CRAZY!

White people drive like this and black people drive like this and women be shoppin

what is she going on about? those were some tasty waves,bro can't pass that up

Nia is a horse mutant.

tss yeah u forgot the "ito" part of her name or sumthin i dunno i got nuddin.

Burr was white, rich, and not bad looking. Could've gotten some 20 yr old slut and pumped out a few kids. Instead he wound up with an old, bitter, racist woman.

He married the chick from Tom and Jerry

Lol you guys are fucking sad

He loves her, madly. Nobody knows why. The best guess is that he harbored lifelong jungle fever and was going to settle for the first Nubian princess who returned his gaze. He should've held out for a cocoa-skinned Victoria's Secret model. Also inexplicable is his pathological need to expose Nia on the podcast and talk up her comedic aptitude. She is nowhere in the vicinity of likable or funny.

Confirmed: the baby ain't Bill's. No way you carry on with this shit when you have given birth to a half-white anything.

I've never liked Nia, I've always thought that her and Bill bounce off each other on the podcast but she's getting a bit loopy ovah derr

Careful out on that limb

Guy surfing during storm>Guy who plays Xbox all day while fathering 6 kids with 5 different women.

he has no clue how conflicted his current fans are.

on one hand he has hundreds of hours of online content being openly misogynistic as feminism returns in full force. on the other he just released an extremely boring, predictable special and has basically no more redeeming qualities.

bill burr should be hated by this group far more than any other person. his fall from grace is unprecedented in duration and scope

burr is so middle of the road he makes jim look like anthony

You're very upset about some thing some dippy hole said.

Nice observational skills. DVVVT DVVVT!

I said this in 1865

LOL...riding out a hurricane to steal new sneakers, injecting caulk into your ass to make it fatter, pretending a woman who swivels her hips around is delivering some sort of paradigm-shifting social commentary, mixing cough medicine with soda and candy...sorry there toots but black people are every bit as stupid and weird as white people are.

Its gonna be a Nia week around here huh? Just glad I got power,back from Irma. Im outta the loop gang

bill burr was always a whiny bitch.

I don't know about Bill's reaction, but if I were black and saw white people surfing I'm a hurricane, I think this is a reasonable reaction. Also, I guess it's because waves aren't as big on the east coast, or maybe they're just thrill seekers, but I don't remember a hurricane that hit our state's coast where at least one surfer didn't drown.

Also, let's remember that Opie thinking he paralyzed himself boogie boarding gave us 20 of the greatest moments of O&A ever.

I no longer feel sorry for Bill, he deserves what's coming.

Yup his quality of work is on the decline too. Peaked a few years back it seems.

Nia is a racist. It isn't that complicated.

Bailed on the MMPC like 3 years ago. Once Nia became a regular.

Never would have thought I would say this 4 years ago, but I don't miss it at all.

Early MMPC is still full of gold

Billy boy became everything he hated. A west coast liberal douche who hates on himself whilst his know nothing wife gives me her opinion.

I canned it years ago. Not worth my while. I listen to Sam Harris' podcast instead. Ari's is pretty entertaining too, since he's always travelling.

White people don't fear the water, because they can actually swim.

Who cares what a nigger says?

Would you be mad if a polar bear said "what the fuck is wrong with white people?"

RIP Bill Burr

She's belligerently awful. She's lucky Burr is her own little lapdog though.

As for Bill, his podcast is obsolete. His very own 'laaaaaaaady!' ruined it.

Bill has become a shadow of the man he once was

What's wrong with her career?

Ol' Tolerant McGillicuddy over here

If it were 100% voluntary, then probably only 3-5% of the Euro-American population would do it. They had to make it compulsory. No upside to school integration. The kids can learn about Kwanzaa and Black History Month on the internet. As far as living arrangements, you'll definitely get 30-40% off on your house price, but your home life will be far from idyllic.